Disregard nogamez ritual posters and spammers, post decks.

White Weenie was one of the first decks I assembled and played in Premodern. I always enjoyed playing combo and control decks, but White Weenie really let me cut my teeth on a fair creature deck. It has a lot of angles of attack and is a great well rounded deck

Mother of Runes and Whipcorder control the creature game, while Rishadan Port and Armageddon control the rest. Enlightened Tutor gives some card selection for Seal to remove artifacts/enchantments, Cursed Scroll to remove little critters or get damage in, Glorious Anthem to speed up the beat down, and Worship out of the sideboard as an ace-in-the-hole against red decks

The beat down plan is straight forward and effective. Try to get 4 power of creatures onto the field early in the game, and use removal and disruption to get damage in. Savannah Lions and Silver Knight are common in White Weenie as great attackers, but I personally go for Battle Screech as my top end instead of Exalted Angel. I like how the flashback gives virtual card advantage and resists discard effects, and can rebuild your board after Wrath or Pyroclasm. Battle Screech plays really well with Glorious Anthem too.

True Believer and Abolish are sideboard MVPs. True Believer makes the deck playable against Oath of Druids and stops some combos fully dead, and is well worth 4 copies. Abolish as free instant speed removal acts like a white Force of Will and can blow out combo decks while you tap out to develop. Mystic Crusader and Nova Cleric are alright, sideboard choices for my local meta heavy with black, red, and enchantments.

Forbidding Watchtower is a card I'm testing right now as an expensive but sturdy blocker. It should block almost everything on the ground, including pesky Elephant tokens from Call of the Herd. It should probably be Mishra's Factories but I'm afraid of all those WW color requirements on my cards.