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6/19/2025, 1:35:49 PM
>be me
>Donald "Art of the Deal" Trump
>back in office somehow, libs seething
>world's on fire, again
>Ukraine still fighting Ivan the Terrible 2.0
>Europe begging for help
>muh NATO
>muh shared values
>muh future business deals with EU
>China watching from the sidelines
>also me
>Israel blowing up everything with a shadow
>UN: pls stop
>Israel: lol no
>world opinion: worse than my approval ratings in California
>Netanyahu calls me at 3am
>Donald, buddy, we need you to bomb Iran for us.
>Iran: doing its usual chants, but poses literally 0 threat to US
>no nukes, no navy, just desert and bad haircuts
>Israel costs US billions, drags us into PR disasters
> Yes Bibi my master
>internalconflict.exe
>option A: help Ukraine
>restore Western unity
>flex on Putin
>big W in history books
>possible Trump Towers: Warsaw, Kyiv, Berlin
>option B: bomb Iran
>make Bibi happy
>but literally nothing gained except more dead brown kids and angry college students
>no new hotels, no oil deals, just sand and sanctions
>mfw people think i play 5D chess
>Donald "Art of the Deal" Trump
>back in office somehow, libs seething
>world's on fire, again
>Ukraine still fighting Ivan the Terrible 2.0
>Europe begging for help
>muh NATO
>muh shared values
>muh future business deals with EU
>China watching from the sidelines
>also me
>Israel blowing up everything with a shadow
>UN: pls stop
>Israel: lol no
>world opinion: worse than my approval ratings in California
>Netanyahu calls me at 3am
>Donald, buddy, we need you to bomb Iran for us.
>Iran: doing its usual chants, but poses literally 0 threat to US
>no nukes, no navy, just desert and bad haircuts
>Israel costs US billions, drags us into PR disasters
> Yes Bibi my master
>internalconflict.exe
>option A: help Ukraine
>restore Western unity
>flex on Putin
>big W in history books
>possible Trump Towers: Warsaw, Kyiv, Berlin
>option B: bomb Iran
>make Bibi happy
>but literally nothing gained except more dead brown kids and angry college students
>no new hotels, no oil deals, just sand and sanctions
>mfw people think i play 5D chess
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