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>And they literally run the gamut from men using umbrellas
I see no problem with this. Only faggots or weaklings wear gloves or use umbrellas. Imagine not knowing this as a man.
>to you failing a vibe check.
Just don't care about her opinions and coom-plaints and openly disrespect her and do the opposite of what she asks while pointing out that you're doing it to spite her and specifically because she asked you not do it and she'll love and respect you for it. They're simple creatures really.