So many people in these threads write like they've got a thesaurus open next to them, and they're constantly cramming as many big words in to make themselves seem smart. The average excerpt in these generals is like:
> Lord Oingus-Boingus III of House Nqonwinsina from the great lands of Pqkpwjonwobs did indubitably protest against King Xeoogul-Bondoogal-Xanifer, fourth of his name, from the exquisite formosity of the kingdom of Danglebollocks. "Hark! Thus approaches princess Queefus III, daughter of Xeoogul-Bondoogal-Xanifer, betrothed to Grogoriolius Taintlicker whom did engage in bi-pedal locomotion from the village of Pampnsondibiebwmoqniwniqbuvq!"

JUST BECAUSE YOU USE LOTS OF BIG WORDS AND DUMP TEN MILLION MADE UP NAMES ONTO THE PAGE DOESNT MAKE YOUR WORK INTERESTING

However I'm glad you're all practicing and actual hobby thougheverbeit :)