>>212317163
>cunnychad
>hates the bongs
>hates feds too
>entire career consists of him bungling upwards through sheer stupidity
Dan the Man desperately needs a biopic

>>63928912
It's a shame that it didn't survive the reconstruction era, if only because bong hate was so in-vogue during that time.
Like, Dan the Man trolled the bongs so hard over losing the Revolutionary War that he got expelled from the US embassy in London and sent home to become a celebrity over it