>>716444943
>No such thing.
well then
as the night goes on you'll probably start to feel the consequences of his overindulgence as those would-be roomshakers move down, forming a nasty dutch oven. expect him to roll over in his sleep and crush you too. but you're probably very into it, you degenerate.

>>716445297
>How does he do it?
he was the first villager, he's the big bang of the animal crossing universe. all threads converge to him eventually.