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7/1/2025, 4:55:45 PM
Much is bubbling in the land of brew.
Is it the best? Meh. It hoses some things, struggles against others. I think it still has a long way to go, but it's actually working as a real list that chokes people to death.
Cleric Class is shockingly potent. Recurring a Graveyard Trespasser with it is sick, as it's not a spell so you can flip to Night the turn it comes back, gain life twice from Cleric + Trespasser ETB, and end up with a 7/7 with Ward.
Fleshgorger is in a similar boat, but instead of utility you just get an 8/6 that hurls a meteor at your opponent if they try to kill it.
It feels alright overall. Might need some more life gain to really get the Font of Agonies rolling. Once it gets set up, Font of Agonies alongside Trespasser's Curse + Meathook can effectively wipe your opponent's board states clear ad nauseam.
Then the backup plan of spamming tokens via Lunar Convocation and the token land.
Gum up the board with blocker spam. Pumping them up with Cleric Class counters, or sac them to Fountainport/Chump block endlessly to kill your opponent via Meathook drains.
It's an abstract kind of brew. But it feels like it's going somewhere.
Hoses the FUCK out of Jund Sacrifice. Trespasser's Curse simply deletes Cauldron Familiar being a threat. Partly why we're playing so much exile removal, to deal with their mill wincon. (Why the FUCK is a random mill wincon stapled to Scavenger's Talent again? WotC is beyond stupid. As if the fucking Cat combo needed an alt wincon. Thanks for that one, you morons.)
It's a fun one. Still working on it. Suggestions welcome.
Is it the best? Meh. It hoses some things, struggles against others. I think it still has a long way to go, but it's actually working as a real list that chokes people to death.
Cleric Class is shockingly potent. Recurring a Graveyard Trespasser with it is sick, as it's not a spell so you can flip to Night the turn it comes back, gain life twice from Cleric + Trespasser ETB, and end up with a 7/7 with Ward.
Fleshgorger is in a similar boat, but instead of utility you just get an 8/6 that hurls a meteor at your opponent if they try to kill it.
It feels alright overall. Might need some more life gain to really get the Font of Agonies rolling. Once it gets set up, Font of Agonies alongside Trespasser's Curse + Meathook can effectively wipe your opponent's board states clear ad nauseam.
Then the backup plan of spamming tokens via Lunar Convocation and the token land.
Gum up the board with blocker spam. Pumping them up with Cleric Class counters, or sac them to Fountainport/Chump block endlessly to kill your opponent via Meathook drains.
It's an abstract kind of brew. But it feels like it's going somewhere.
Hoses the FUCK out of Jund Sacrifice. Trespasser's Curse simply deletes Cauldron Familiar being a threat. Partly why we're playing so much exile removal, to deal with their mill wincon. (Why the FUCK is a random mill wincon stapled to Scavenger's Talent again? WotC is beyond stupid. As if the fucking Cat combo needed an alt wincon. Thanks for that one, you morons.)
It's a fun one. Still working on it. Suggestions welcome.
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