She's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and I'm not exaggerating.

Each time I had a girlfriend they just left me with a better looking guy, taller, better hair etc. I'm ugly, I'm losing my hair and my dick doesn't work. I'm not particularly smart either.

I know I'm not a good catch but for some reason they were the ones who pursued me but in order to be interested in someone like me you would think there's something wrong with them, right? Well, apparently is true because they don't know what they want and just ditch me the moment someone better comes along