Heroes died for this shit. We fucking threw ourselves out of Eden not for forbidden knowledge of something beautiful like nursing cowgirl. No, we did it so we can have worse mirror matches than the worst metas of SDBH. The next match is at least a different deck but somehow still a fucking mirror match that ended on the first turn.
Fucking kill me, I shouldn't be having the same dread watching these games as I do for a certain cockroach.