28-38 year old male. Has a creative hobby such as writing or drawing. Long hair (any color). Likes to joke around and have fun but can be really cynical. Some flavor of Christian (preferably Greek Orthodox). Likes to stay home most of the time but doesn’t mind going to shows on occasion too. Twinkish. Hopeless romantic. Loves music but doesn’t talk about it constantly. Smart and informed and doesn’t care that I’m not. Loves animals. Loves watching horror movies. Loves me

It’s a tall order but this is just fantasy right?