Post YOUR IDEAL PARTNER
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That is, don't post yourself.
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Here's the template: If you don't have anything else in mind, save this pic and keep the gender of the person you'd like to date.
Write some things about your ideal person that people may want to know. Maybe yourself too! But if so, please clarify.
Spruce up the pic and give it some pizzazz
>Welcome to the party.

please excuse my terrible rendition of Reisen & Tewi!
tag: markinaba
(I am male, if you couldn't tell)
also, if you add me from this, only requirement is that you give a high-effort intro, you will be removed if it's a "hi hru" or a "I forgot where I added you" etc.

This is my ideal partner
Jfac01

>weeb
>likes anime
>likes cosplay
>chubby
>20-35 y/o
>will play card games with me like yugioh, pokemon, mtg, etc
>enjoys vtubers or at least is neutral to them
>enjoys talking about her day and generally supporting eachother
>has freaky taste in hentai (optional)
>enjoys political and philosophical discussion from time to time
>fan of monster hunter
>wears cutesy japanese fashion from time to time, whether for her own sake or just to make her partner happy
>not racist
discopraxis

>>33965420 (OP)
>A / S / L
9+10 / M / 35 Albemarle Rd Westbury, New York (come kill me if this angers you)

>About
Inventor of money. owner of the rape nuke and several keyblades. Super Sonic and The Hulk decided to fight for no reason and ended up destroying the planet and over the trillions of years it reformed using its own matrix code i was born in the direct (hollow) center of it. I immediately got to forging the chaos emeralds and master emerald so i could create a flying island big enough to simultaniously burrow me and levitate me out of the core

>Hobbies/Intrests
Good Vidya (i.e shit made before about 2014 with rare margin of error), stomping goombas, Drawing, making shit in general, watching Anime (training), stomping goombas

>Looking For
Otaku
people to frag with
thugs willing to art-trade and do cool shit with me
Stickmen
Taxidermists
Grunts
The chick who i dreamed about (See pic related)
[ONLY READ THIS LINE IF YOUR A CHICK] I dont really care what you look like as long as your not black and are funny desu

>Not Looking For
Unfunny "people"
Trannies
normalfags (not having a real hobby makes you one)
fags who are addicted to narcotics just deposit the trillion$ you owe me
children
Individuals who talk like niggers ( see the first april manifesto for examples of what that entails https://mysticcombat.com/reviewhud.html)

>Tag
sticksuicide

ASL
30/MtF(post-op)/Oregon/NEET on SSI disability cuz autistic and deaf/Satanist/Misanthrope/recluse/hermit
>Favorite sub-genre
Metalhead/goth

>Physical description
White, 5'11, brown hair, some tattoos on my arms, glasses, blue eyes. I dress like a typical metal head in all black.
>Looking for
A biological woman to date in Oregon who (preferably goth) is loving/caring/compassionate/snuggly. I can be very clingy, so I need someone who is dependable and attentive. I do well with people who have a fucked up sense of humor (or at least tolerate off-color statements, (I make them all the time).
>Not looking for
Men of any kind, full stop. I cannot stress this enough,this might sound hypocritical, but if you're MtF also, I won't be interested at all. People who smoke cigs/vape/weed. Dog owners cuz i hate dogs, taller than me, outspoken leftoids, weird fetishists, Blacks and Mexicans/muslims, gun owners, woke people, delusional religionist’s, unshaven armpits (poor hygiene in general), fat chicks, mexicans

I am a depressed loser with no friends. nobody even adds me from my posts except to bully me n make fun of but i can't find a better place for trying to meet people. this place sucks but so does everywhere else. and making friends as an adult irl is impossible. People are just fuckin horrible to each other.

so i am throwing my wish into the void

>I have a Discord.

I might add you on Discord if u reply with ur info. I constantly watch the thread to see if I get a genuine positive reply

28 f southern California near Tustin

Looking for a nerdy pc gamer and weeb to hit it off with and date seriously.

I'm NOT a trans woman nor am I in my 30s, so dont reach out if you want that. I just have a lot of 4chan trolls.

Discord tag is chickn333

20/m/northeastern US
gonna be working full-time soon, 4-year engineering degree was too much for me
love adventure time, azumanga daioh, history, cycling, yotsuba, evangelion, the sopranos, and public transit
I play guitar, bass, and produce + write my own music
long-distance is hard but if we click then we can make it work

heart0fthesunrise

i need to die

>33965851

is this you or your ideal partner?

fuck you retard read the title of the thread

Sorry I have literally zero artistic talent x_x

>a/s/l
30 / mtf (but not the yikes one who posts in every thread) / New England

>Discord
emo_gf

I'm a simple man

whatamidoing0000
33/M/Canada (Ontario)

>ASL
26/M/Midwest USA
>Write some things about your ideal person that people may want to know. Maybe yourself too But if so, please clarify
>Anywhere in the continental USA is good.

I'm 26 M Midwest USA. I'm just a normal honest midwest guy. I'm a little bit chubby, but otherwise very normal. 6'0", white, normal, like positivity and engagement and so on. I'm an indie game dev who spends most his time working on his game, Also love gamin with the boys and having some laughs in VC overall. Not sure what else I can say, anything else you can ask me, I'm an open book!

>>33966222
Forgot tag!

lf9012

>>33965420 (OP)
reposting from last thread
some of this stuff is jokes i just like making jokes
no u dont actually need an australian accent -.- but u can do a fake one for me if it's a cool one
im 26 male usa with a subliminal sense of swag
my wrist hurst from drawing and studying
my discord is eepanema

I would like to meet a man who is rather than a hard worker, a smart worker and wants to get married and start a business together that is scalable. Ideally interested in fine art. Rather than having kids I would like to be one of those old couples that just have eachother and travel the world together.

>>33965851
Tfw not someone's eczema flare up gf

>>33965420 (OP)
Dunno if this is ever gonna work but shoot who knows

>About me
26/m/SoCal
Audhd (Autistic with ADHD) pansexual, hypersexual but it definitely does not rule me, just would like to be passionate with my partner

>Interests
Passionate game enthusiast, cinema buff, general art appreciator and producer, into philosophy, love all forms of animation, love all forms of comics/manga/mangwa/video games, huge on cinema, philosophy, getting into literature but the autism and adhd combo beatin my ass, literature, traveling, cooking, writing, reading, drawing, VA work, layer art (editing, producing, video editing), literature, traveling, cooking, writing, reading, planning on fully reconnecting with drawing, VA work, I do tons of layer art (editing, producing, video editing, photobashing, photoshop).

>Looking for
Looking to build something longterm (eventually irl) with a partner tangential to me having Audhd and being chronically online as I am, as well as us sharing most paraphillic interests & kinks. I have big emotions, and im freaky as hell. Conventional relationships just arent as cathartic and fulfilling as when I'm with someone like me willing to navigate our emotions,kinks,desires, & interests together honestly, but of course I'm aware I'm on 4 chan so no breath holding lol. If you're a woman & you've had the thought of "where can I find a guy who can match my strangeness whilst keeping my interest and building something real" I am 100% him if you even slightly suspect we match in vibes. I wanna take it real slow at first. Like real slow, or at least let the vibes carry us

>Not into
- anyone not as described as the ideal person in post
- racism or bigotry in general
- time-wasters who know they don't have the balls or willpower to commit to anything real
- Mental illness to severe to function in a relationship
- Slow responders. I love to text fast and often

>>33966740
accidentally typed the same thing twice in the "interests" part lol ignore that

>>33966740
> No contact

Goddamn I suck at this

Discord : _._.3n7i7y._._

Kik : Peepholeregular

>>33966497
am dermatitis bf, had eczema gf and lost her... it's over.........

I am indeed posting this again.
I'm already aware I'm weird, you don't need to point it out.

>ASL
22/M/EU
>About me
I'm a holistic perfectionist; picrelated
>Looking for
Be 30+ and not afraid to express yourself. Whatever we talk about, don't be hesitant to offer your perspective. If it's about personal stuff, be willing to offer advice, also unsolicitedly. If my behavior can be criticized, do so
>Not looking for
I'm looking for a dynamic, not anything specific. It'd defeat the entire point if I had any expectations of you beyond the above. I simply dislike the fact that even close friends for fear of offending me simply accept me as I am. At the same time, I understand that I'm a rarity, so I will maintain the usual pleasantries with you

I'm heterosexual (men may still add me, though), but unless it develops into a relationship, no sexting
>Tag
skyne2601

I won't see any responses in this thread; simply add me.
As some are specifically looking for twinks: I'm 193cm (6'4), very masculine jaw and eyes.

my type
disc minimu01

>Age/Sex/Location
34/male/St. George, Utah (primary) & Las Vegas, Nevada (secondary)

>About
-White
-/o/tist/car hoarder (3 so far)
-Stock/Crypto/Precious Metal investor
-Good with computers
-Likes vintage tech, hates most modern tech
-Not self-hating
-Pureblood/unvaxxed

>MINIMUM STANDARDS FOR PARTNER:
-19-35/BIOLOGICAL FEMALES ONLY/White and/or asian (just be pale)
-Pureblood/unvaxed
-Drawfag/artist
-Wants both parties in the relationship to be their best selves
-Has at least a cursory knowledge of internet lore and/or frequents sites like Kiwifarms
-Does NOT use social media (particularly Tiktok, Facebook, and sites like them)
-Not easily offended by things like unpopular opinions or slurs
-Goth/alt (optional), Thicc/curvy, tomboyish
-does (or would do) aerobics/80's exercise video workouts as an exercise routine

>BONUS
-Frequents /pol/
-Is in Utah/Arizona/Nevada/Southern California
-Mostly dresses in workout clothes and would shamelessly wear them on a date
-Likes messing around with AI applications
-Looking for a roommate to contribute to the rent (If we hit it off and actually get along, if you're relatively sane and not a NEET, and you're interested in relocating)

>NOT LOOKING FOR
-Guys
-Trannies/LGBT
-Dark skinned individuals <-- This cannot be stressed enough. DO NOT contact me if you are one of these.
-Leftards
-Single Moms <-- Seriously, don't contact me if you're one of these. I will not lower myself to helping you raise the offspring of your deadbeat exes.
-Anyone outside of the US <-- This one I simply cannot stress enough
-Retards who are gonna die in a few years because they took the (((vaccine))) <-- This one I simply cannot stress enough

>Discord
vactuberadio

>me
28/(m)exican/straight but bi for femboys
>description
I lift when I'm not working, and when I'm not lifting, I'm grinding vidya or watching vtubers (femcel/girlfailure tags mostly since they're cute and funny).
Looking to upgrade from 80 pound dumbbells, and currently reading Gachiakuta and The Name of the Wind.
>looking for
23+ and pic related, essentially
A stinky neet/nerd that spends a degenerate amount online with degenerate tastes to match.
Someone who wants to be taken care of, with lots of headpats.
Not like a slave, even though petplay is peak, but more like an older bro x brat vibe.
>NOT looking for
If you don't like games (visual novels count), haven't seen any anime from at least adult swim then we won't get along.
>tag
disc: retro_muscle

>>33966775
this is basically what I want but american and either gender is fine

>>33965420 (OP)
discord:0verlordz

I'm rich + I'm looking for a cute BPDemon to fuck, I can fly u out to where im at + treat u like a princess while ur here ;) don't have stds/hiv + don't ruin my life. can be a one time thing or something more if we like each other.obviously willing to pay as much as you want.feel free to negotiate.
send pic to my
discord:
silly__doggy
if interested......

ideal bf
>/mu/, /lit/, /fa/
>age 30+
>straight bio male
>tall and pale
>nature enjoyer
>concert-goer
>will teach me about your niche interests
>sorta shy but doesn't hate people
>creative
>prefers indoors but goes outside too
>curious about the world
>doesn't like hentai or porn
>not racist

doubtful this personality exists on /soc/, but i have my fun with the creation anyway

discord: _brained

lurkers like myself are preferred

>>33968077

Sounds pretty fucking close to me

Kik: PotPinch

tag: glorpenjoyer

>>33965483
>Be me Bio f 25 no friends

Get home from a long day of work and I just want to relax and play overwatch. Decide to scroll on the ideal gf thread incase someone is looking for me. Find someone that describes me to a T EXCEPT they're looking for someone to talk about politics and vtubers when I don't like political discussions and know nothing about vtubers aside from gurwa graduating.

I hate it here.

maybe next time right anons? If anyone else wants something like what op described let me know I might check the thread again sometime in the future

>>33969496
don't worry you're about to get at least ten replies kek

>>33969496
The politics stuff is totally optional, it's not important lol just add me. I'll be your friend at the very least.

My attempt, hopefully it goes well.
I'm 22/M/UK
Discord: haruno_w4r

>>33969496
Stop playing Overwatch

>>33969496
I'd be down to chat

>>33968806
I am a straight man looking for women, only guys are adding me hahahaha

my ideal gf would be an older asian woman who's way past her prime.
20 m.

my kik: shameonye

I'm 24/M/southeast US
I'm skinny, white, have messy brown hair.

Discord: fenfens_

ASL
30/MtF(post-op)/Oregon/NEET on SSI disability cuz autistic and deaf/Satanist/Misanthrope/recluse/hermit
>Favorite sub-genre
Metalhead/goth

>Physical description
White, 5'11, brown hair, some tattoos on my arms, glasses, blue eyes. I dress like a typical metal head in all black.
>Looking for
A biological woman to date in Oregon who (preferably goth) is loving/caring/compassionate/snuggly. I can be very clingy, so I need someone who is dependable and attentive. I do well with people who have a fucked up sense of humor (or at least tolerate off-color statements, (I make them all the time).
>Not looking for
Men of any kind, full stop. I cannot stress this enough,this might sound hypocritical, but if you're MtF also, I won't be interested at all. People who smoke cigs/vape/weed. Dog owners cuz i hate dogs, taller than me, outspoken leftoids, weird fetishists, Blacks and Mexicans/muslims, gun owners, woke people, delusional religionist’s, unshaven armpits (poor hygiene in general), fat chicks, mexicans

I am a depressed loser with no friends. nobody even adds me from my posts except to bully me n make fun of but i can't find a better place for trying to meet people. this place sucks but so does everywhere else. and making friends as an adult irl is impossible. People are just fuckin horrible to each other.

so i am throwing my wish into the void

>I have a Discord.

I might add you on Discord if u reply with ur info. I constantly watch the thread to see if I get a genuine positive reply


...

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>>33969092
I'd love to be your clingy obsessive bf, foid
But alas, you're not in europe
Would you entertain moving?

>>33965420 (OP)
23/M
I'm just an average skinny white guy with long hair
discord: cyrusdison

I know there won't be anyone specifically like this on here-- mostly just did this for fun LMAO
F22
Vaguely alternative (but in a Courtney Love type way, not an emo one) and blonde

>>33970868
ALSO FUCK I'M HORRIBLY SICK RN. JUST REALIZED I MISSPELLED "KINDNESS" I PROMISE I'M NOT (that) DUMB LMAO

>>33970869
You also misspelled 'clasic'.
I was so close, but programmer, not a lawyer.

>ASL
28/M/Georgia, USA - I'm straight.

>about yourself

Professionally: Currently work in the IT sector, but may transition to sales. WFH
Hobbies: Running (add me on nike run), pickleball, reading (wuxia, litrpg, prog fantasy, romance fantasy), gardening. I watch anime and play games too. :^)

Other: I get excitable about a lot of things, and I love to get people pumped about their interest. I love taking part in other people's interests.

>Looking for?

Someone who wants something long-term/marriage.

I'd like to build a future with someone and I want that person to have their own goals and ambitions. I don't really care if they fail, but seeing that they're trying is the goal. Ambitions I could support is essentially it. I want to push my SO further and vice-versa. If you're a reader that'd be lovely as-well, and we don't even have to share the same love of genres. Even if you don't have an interest that corresponds with mine, I'd still love to get to know you :) I've picked up so many things over the past two years from people, and every person is a new journey.

>not looking for

not interested in anyone under 23 or over 32. No men.

>contact:

coldhoneytea

I am a young man grounded in blood, soil, and tradition, living in the American Southwest. I seek a serious, lifelong bond, not something casual or fleeting, with a young woman of European descent who understands her role in the natural order and desires to live accordingly.

You must be willing to relocate and live in with me, where you will be provided for—housing, groceries, and other essentials will be taken care of. You will be looked after and expected to build a home marked by beauty, order, and purpose. This is not a modern arrangement but a return to something truer rooted in ancestral roles and sacred duty.

I seek someone young (18–21), pure, feminine, and of upright character. You should long for a life of meaning: to become a devoted wife and mother, to live in peace and discipline, to help restore what has been lost in our people. If the modern world feels alien to you, if you yearn for something higher, older, and eternal—then you may already know what this is. Reply with your contact information if you are interested and serious.

>>33969092
https://archived.moe/soc/thread/33873778/#q33874443
You have a body count of 6
Such a shame that you ruined yourself

tag: ghoulstalk

>>33971029
is that all? do you feel in control yet? does wielding this arbitrary standard for value diminish your helpless frustration? i implore you to ask yourself, "what purpose does this message have?" you know, in your heart, that it means only to bring suffering to another at the behest of your own. seek out virtue, and perhaps your life will stop being so miserable.

>>33965612
Avoid, Chickn's a 35 y/o morbidly obese white man living in Texas who has a history of grooming children on Discord. He'll claim that he only groomed a 17 year old who he had sex with when they were 19 but it's been proven he groomed that person when they were 16. They've also groomed kids as young as 13 and posted their nudes on 4chan Discords, which got the Discord servers banned. Anons have been saying he's a man for years now and he refuses to post proof that he's a woman, claiming he doesn't want to be "doxxed." It's all but confirmed it's a man. He only wants adult anons to add him so he can manipulate them into spending money on him. He's been known to dox and harass anons who add him but refuse to pay, and he's admitted to doing this in the past. He'll also claim that the collage of proof is fake when half of it are posts anyone can find on the archives and the rest are from Discord. The Discord posts are real because Chickn's previous accounts were banned, and Discord needs actual messages (i.e. messages you can report with a link) to ban accounts. Hence, the messages are real otherwise Discord wouldn't have banned chickn's old accounts.

>>33971130
It means you're clearly capable of emotional connection but you're so low value as a human being that you go to communities like this whether for attention or whether to scrape the bottom of the barrel since everyone who has bothered with you irl knows you're worthless and has dumped you.

>>33971145
to spend any time judging the value of another human being on a harmless act is time wasted. you gain nothing, you prove nothing, and you mean only to project your internal suffering onto the world. i beg you to stop viewing the world, and so many of the people in it, in such a negative light. find peace and kindness instead :)

every time a slightly overweight <5'4 or >5'9 white girl who is a bit unstable and still uses emoticons decides to date someone who isn't me, an angel loses its wings

this, nothing less, nothing more. is this too much to ask for?

These threads never work because they display the ''perfect/idealized'' partner that doesn't actually exist. This is because, go figure, people are not made-to-order. Oh well.

>>33965420 (OP)
>Kazakh
>Has Lain haircut
>Listens to Weezer
All I need desu

>>33972332
A build a bitch should exist

>>33971130
>>33971181
Your writing style is very corny and pseudointellectual.

>>33965483
know one that's at least 65% of a match of that, tried to pursue, she backed down, she got a bf a couple weeks back
oh well
>>33966225
you also forgot to post anything about your ideal partner
>>33972385
hey, it's capable of doing something other than whining to the void, or whining to others!

>>33972332
>over the age of 27
>still atheist
>fiscally responsible
Yeah that’s gonna be a tough one anywhere, not gonna lie.

>>33972639
Unlike most probably posting, I do not demand someone to be able to fulfill every single item. It is moreso a general guideline for which people. Also, I am sure there are plenty of men who are not monotheistic, who are fiscally responsible, and are over the age of 27.
This is why I put multiple tags of: pagan, atheistic, non-Christian.

If you find that people grow more monotheistic with age, I can assure you that it is just your own subjective and egocentric bias.
Cheers.

>>33972542
rather be corny and pseudointellectual than angry and miserable. find it within yourself to be positive :)

>>33972332
>neurotypical
>has mental issues

>>33972868
I understand your confusion. I was using the term with its original meaning, which was used primarily to separate autistic ''neurodivergent'' brains from non-autistic ''neurotypical'' brains. But as of recently, the term has been forcibly morphed to describe average brains with zero mental health issues or differences. Even now, these terms are not used DSM-5 or ICD-11, afaik. So ultimately, I guess it doesn't matter. But neither variation of its use is wrong.

>>33972332
>>33972702

Which criteria would you say are non-negotiables?
And how does one contact you, in case?

Woman built like pic related, any color works here. Chunky/fullfigured/pearshaped/thicc/whatever

Not emaciated and not engorged would work here.

Us based and preferably in the south.

ADHD brained because it just works better. A smidgen of neuroticism really brightens the dish.

Is pleasant to be around, doesn't wait for you to respond first. That shows initiative and engagement as opposed to a wind up toy.

Talks a lot, because that's a good marker for enthusiasm and the capacity to never truly be bored.

Left leaning but in a meaningful economic way, not someone that insists on gender politics and who gets to play sports. But really that's not going to come into play unless you're politically active, this is just so I know you're not lost in the culture war on whether or not saying retard is a bad thing.

Artistic, because a creative outlet signals imagination, a desire to make things, and probably doesn't consume mindlessly.

Not dominant, anyone that describes themselves as dominant often lends themselves to be pushy, controlling, and power hungry. I dislike authority. Submissive women are fine up to a point and then they turn into children.

Not sex repulsed/sex adverse, additionally not a goonette. Two sides of the same coin as they just don't enjoy sex, for goonettes, it's more that sex is not stimulating enough and they choose to grind on a hitachi with a VR headset on.

Likes some type of work and strives to do that, not a neet cosplaying as a tradwife.

If things go well. Willing to show their face because I had too many bad interactions with literal troll creatures. Keep in mind you dont have to be a supermodel, just dont be 4 chinned with a lazy eye and skin tags. Plain janes, frumpy, bookish types are all fine.

Above the age of 23.

ihateelectroswing

>>33973148
Which ones do you feel that you do not fit?

I'm a 38 year old guy and always looking for people like the lady in the pic.

>>33972069
the worst type shit for your mental health but man is it a vibe

>>33967856
why not just make your own thing from the template

my discord: .winterenjoyer
me: >>33970783

>>33976104
>plays map games
>biowoman
pick 1

>>33976567
I've literally met them before

I found my l=soulmate here, hope it helps yall

https://discord.gg/nFSc7ywz

>>33978963
Got banned in 6 seconds because the janny got legitimately mad l played a stock fart sound effect in the sleep vc channel. Being faggot repellent without even trying feels better than any fentanyl

>>33980329
sounds like youre the dumb faggot here bro.

>>33980410
*farts on you* oough that was a wet one

37/mcalifornia

discord; mcboots

Discord is:
detrebio

About me:
30 / male / EU
Wagie, nerd, outdoors and indoor hobbies both.
Depending on how you look at it, either living in new age conditions, or REALLY damn traditional.
Slow in good and bad ways.

>>33972069
I think you should slit your wirst open if you desire a woman like this

>>33982763
same difference

>>33970868
Discord? Not a lawyer; I'm in the army. 29. Willing to chat? A bit more on the serious end, but can be relaxed and goof around as well

I'm looking for a shy girl who wants to chat on discord, to practice communication together without stress. We can talk about anything. My interests are religions, history, nature, videogames. I like hearing other people talk about the same topics and also literature, movies, animals, hobbies, and their daily stories.

>>33972069
This girl could ruin my life within a week of meeting her

>>33982494
Heads-up this guy's a groomer

>>33972069
>I want someone uninteresting and unfunny
...why?

Male 30 Greece

Me:
Im very lonely and would like to talk to a woman that maybe feels the same and wants someone to consistently talk to.
I enjoy playing video games in my free time cause its the only thing that brings me escape from reality, and just relax.
I also love watching series, anime or movies. I enjoy philosophical talks, complex topics, existential etc.
I mostly like listening to 80s and 90s songs. I love piano pieces, my favorite composer is ludovico einaudi.
I dont do drugs, I smoke cigarettes because just bad habit and they help a bit.
I battle with depression and anxiety for many years, but hey im still alive and trying so.
I would like to think im very honest, and very caring if I get to know you and trust you.
My looks are just average at best I guess, who knows im not a good judge.
Im very introverted and shy but can become very open and talkative with trust.
I work, im not rich or anything but I'll keep trying my best as long as im alive I guess.
One thing im sure of is I have a lot of love to give.

You:
A kind caring and honest woman that wants to consistently be there and talk to me. I really dont care about the looks as I always believed that the inside is all that matters.
I only require genuine honesty and consistency. You wanting to talk to me and know more about me, bond if it happens and then who knows. I really dont like games anymore as im not some kid.
And just not drugs or anything that alters the mind, I want to know you as you are is all.

Discord: panpan2755

>>33965503
Stop posting this fucking garbage

>>33984783
How so?

her:
>biological female
>not morbidly obese
>able to show affection and love
>clingy
>jealous
>from europe
>loyal
>short
>younger than me

Me:
>asl
23, Male, German
>about
187cm, flouffy black hair, Half italian, Brown eyes, moustache
>Occupation
Currently unemployed but trying to get a job as Sailor on cargo ships

>>33984843
>Im very lonely and would like to talk to a woman that maybe feels the same and wants someone to consistently talk to.
Yet makes no effort.
>I battle with depression and anxiety for many years, but hey im still alive and trying so.
larp
>I would like to think im very honest, and very caring if I get to know you and trust you.
You're not, you do not even have the decency to be direct and not ghost out of nowhere.
>Im very introverted and shy but can become very open and talkative with trust.
You rely entirely on someone else initiating every...single...time.
>One thing im sure of is I have a lot of love to give.
bitch where?

Honestly, girlies, avoid this guy. He is honestly no different than most of the men here who do the whole ''im so lonely i have so much to give'' larp. This person is a total flake and offers nothing except very mild conversation that tapers out in less then a week or so

>>33985406
sounds based

>>33965420 (OP)
bf
>cute
>twinkish
>light eyes
>smart
>pretty hair
>likes to tell me about things
+bonus points if you speak another language

Me
>f 25
>brown hair, brown eyes, 5'6, 63kg, business attire
>jaded, racist, but i sing well
>ok with long distance
let me know if this sounds good to you lol

>>33985414
if you were american id be down to hop on video for a minute to check eachother out first, but sounds like you aren't given that your weight is in kg.

i have brown eyes, tall, normal build, supposedly cute, engineer - so technically smart, 3 years of spanish - enough to help non-english speakers

>>33985414
disc is rheu

>>33985414
>>33968806

>>33985406
So let me get this straight. You want a man who gives you constant attention without you giving them any ? How does that work out for you ? What am I ? Not human ? You're a clown. Just because youre a woman it doesn't entitle you to be like this. If youre not giving the same kind of effort then Im not giving you shit either.

>>33985414
I meet all of your criteria. My discord is a_streak_of_fog

likes spending a lot of time with me
top
weird sex stuff
likes vidya
has good music taste
is willing to stick out rough patches or disagreements. I want someone mature
is cute!

king_benzilla_

>>33987894
>doesn’t put asl of themselves or whom they are looking for
Kys

25/M/USA

>>33985414
yesyesyyesyesyesyeysyes

warpwa

>>33970868
please post contact fedora *tips m'lady*

One can dream, at least
disc meatbrella

country gfs round #1127612876 lesgo

>>33991913

>>33991915

>>33991916

>>33991917

my tag is adropofnelsonsblood

>>33991919

fuck it, BONUS GF

>>33991913
>>33991936

Use paint and combine them all into one pic instead of shitting up the board with 6 posts

>>33991913
>>33991915
>>33991916
use paint and fragment them all once to make it 12 posts

>>33992250
this

>>33970822
Bump

>ASL
29/f/uk

>About me
draw, play minecraft, listen to spooky stories off yt, work with computers, like movies, plain clothes, live in home, cook, trying to garden, like watching interesting youtube videos like old vice content, non white, average height, am fat though not obese, interest in music is difficult to understand, used to watch anime and read mangas, chronically online, daydream a lot, don't feel butterflies just take relations as "they like this so i will ___ it because its good", do not think im pretty maybe perhaps generic at best

>Looking for
life long marriage, kids, financially stable life mainly, though i do want prenup, no drama, not too politically charged but is aware of poor faith intensions and maybe finds humour in it, has their own interests and hobbies, likes my cooking, whatever distance is fine, dark hair, not bald, both sides being ok communicating what they think as is, honest, loyal, likes being teased, doesn't mind mundane blogposts or daily texts

>Not looking for
queers, blacks, pedos, not very fond of guys younger than me, druggos, doesn't threaten suicide or anything manipulative/unstable, bottoms, downer/doomers, maybe more i cant remember,
one day i hope things will get better
so tired

>ASL
27/M/PNW USA

need nerdy gay bf
NO MINORS

discord: masquepriest

>Age, Sex, Sexuality, Race, Location
33 / Male / Straight / Caucasian White (Irish American)/ Western New York

>About Me
6' tall, around 300 lbs (weighed 289 before we had a big Memorial Day cookout), my face looks decent but my body looks ugly, I don't do any drugs or drink alcohol, empathetic and forgiving, I'm free hugs generator when I'm in a good mood, I like collecting crystals and gems (I buy some when I go to the fairgrounds each year), I like really cool dragon things (Dragon Fire snowglobes is one good example of what I like), I hate being in crowds, I hate being constantly coerced to do something against my will, I'm a slow thinker and sometimes I forget something, I tend to avoid being in/around conflicts, I rarely play video games, I love being in nature, sometimes I will make something to give to a friend as a gift (however, my old laptops, PCs, tablets, game systems, and other old things are reserved for females whose intentions are pure, and truly loves me on the deepest level possible, and is sleeping with/having sex with me often as well as other things)

>What I'm Looking For
A female who matches many things in picrel, being friends with me in general, any kind of deep romantic/intimate love when my soul resonates with the female on the deepest level (no disgusting fetishes), becoming a member of the female's family and moving to the female's house when my soul fully resonates with her and our love is at its highest (my entire family is dead except for me and my biological "brother", and I'm the last one who can still reproduce)

>What I'm Not Looking For
Transgenders/LGBTQ+/BLM, Males, Underage, Pedophiles, Blacks, Too Many Tattoos, Too Many Piercings, Anyone Who Does Drugs (drinking alcohol is fine, and smoking is fine as long as it's done outside of the house), Botox/Breast Implants

>Contact
qTox: KloxTox
4FC569B6B081ECDF4A6D8DD798BF547F8384D9EE768BA986D2CF0FE60CB30A4D6D4ECA7288DB
(Text chat only)

>>33995497
U should add me bruv 3f3f3f_

>>33984997
Your upset and basically? I'm ass raping you as you type your response

I'm 28, M, US (PNW), 6'1, dark hair dad bod, i like to draw, vidya, be outside, cook and hike
if this is you (m or f) hit me up :)

disco: drdope

>>33980329
lmao

I don't even know what I'm doing anymore.

>>33985414
oh it's me
raz_1908

want a girl who
>has not too much sexual experience
(already unicorn LOL),
>is hot,
>is either retarded or crazy.
not literally retarded, but like an "air-head", like white girls who are always like "like, what?" "ummmmm" "what does demeaning mean?" "have you heard about israel versus palestine?"
>won't cheat on me

what are my odds boys?

me:
>male
>22 years old
>lives in nyc
>straight
>alternative
>nerdy
>into fashion
>musician
>artist
>plays videogames
>likes to study languages
>likes to travel internationally
>brown eyes
>dark hair
>good face card
>brown eyes
>5’7
>8” cock

ideal gf:
>female
>any age 18+
>nerdy, alternative, or both
>plays videogames
>plus-sized with a lot of curves (ideally 300 pounds or at least slightly less or wayyyy more than that)
>brown eyes

>contact (discord)
sh7n7gam7

>>34004260
btw i should probably mention that i don’t really like using 4chan but this is the only place where i can potentially meet women similar to me in a non-awkward way

>>34004061
You're cooked bro

>>33965420 (OP)
hnnngggg i need this in my life, if this describes you hit me up fr fr no cap skibidee

>>33965420 (OP)
>>34005731
But nah jokes aside, if you're anything like the pic (goth not required).

>TL;DR
Nerdy cuck seeking a slutty and hypersexual girlfriend.

>ASL
27-32 (fuzzed for anonymity)
Straight, White, Male, USA

>ABOUT ME
Pornrotted and terminally online gooner cuck.
Also a romantic who hopes to find love, even if that may sound contradictory.
Hoping to find a girl that understands both sides.

Outside of that, I'm mostly just a simple nerdy guy.
I'm neat & tidy, I watch anime, play games, build PCs, into tech/science topics, etc.

>LOOKING FOR
- A hypersexual size queen with a ridiculous libido.
- Kinda fucked in the head with how pornrotted she is.
- Is into NTR, BBC, cuckolding, cheating, corruption, humiliation, exhibitionism, and so on.
- Is emotionally attracted to nice guys, but physically attracted to tall, muscled, dominant studs.
- Finds it difficult to be loyal. Has cheated in most relationships she's ever had.
- Wants a boyfriend that will let her cheat openly while remaining completely loyal himself.
- Wants a cute and cuddly guy to serve as her "feelings" boyfriend, while other guys will be her sex studs.
- Is naturally mean to subby betas like me, but completely submissive around *real* men.
- Gets more turned on the deeper the betrayal. Wants to be fucked by my friends and my bullies.
- Will openly fantasize to me about other men, and will groom me into being even more of a pathetic cuck.
- Would LOVE to have a pornrotted gooner boyfriend that she can openly cheat on, tease, and bully all the time.
- Would LOVE to have a boyfriend that'll crywank himself into a coma at the sight of you getting fucked retarded by some *real* men.

>RULES:
- Single cis women only
- No blacks, Indians, Filipinos, or Middle Easterners.
- No dudes, trans, AGPs, findoms, taken women, furries, ponyfags, RP-Only types, other cucks/bulls, etc.
- At no point will there be any gifts or financial favors. I am not seeking a transactional relationship.

>DISCORD
cucky2

>>33965420 (OP)
my other post is in /black girls/

about me:
26 biological female black 5'6
high functioning autist into disney, cartoons, toontown, and nintendo. special interest in aviation, astronomy, fine arts, and geography. my redit is newchapter25 if you want more insight to my online presence.
my political views are liberal leaning but often considered centrist, not conservative at all. i dont like to talk about politics honestly.
no raceplay.

ideal bf:
26 or older, biological male
okay with marriage
okay with me cleaning things i like to keep the entire house clean. vacuuming floors, no dishes in sink, dusting, no odors, clean clear counters, and the car must be clean too. i'd rather not nag you and do it myself but i've learned most men actually don't want you to clean for them in reality they just like the idea of it
have a passport and be okay with travelling

other:
i respect and value european and spanish men. their historic achievements have been invaluable for humanity as a whole. i dont care for modern day confederate-conservative-maga weirdo garbage, historically and morally speaking they're just wrong lol

>no racism
casual racism to me would be the constant, passive jokes about being black- jokes told without any regard to my feelings. every culture jokes about themselves but white people tend to joke about others in a degrading manner. if you tell them to stop they can't hold any form of accountability and tell you to stop being sensitive. that's racist and hurtful lol. (from my experience)

>no online only
not really looking for an online relationship.
ideally we meet this year (within 6 months) or sooner if the chemistry is ok

>no lgbt
no lgbt+ queer, gay, bi, any of that

daily chatting or vc my discord is avionicsangel

>>33985414
>lady(allegedly) posts
>dudes keep replying en mass on the of chance they'll be the one
have some self-respect, the desperation is unsightly desu

Discord: itzzandr0id

Please don't add me if you're going to just ask for money or something. Genuinely looking to meet someone, preferably near by.

Hello! 24 M, USA here! I am looking for a longterm stroking pal. Biggest thing is I am looking for someone I click well with and can be actual friends with, not just horny stroke buddies (butt definitely that too)

>>Sexy Stuff
I am really into big booty girls, dancing girls, women in tight clothes, and more. I have a pretty small 4 incher, and I LOVE being humiliated for it! I currently have a hard time edging and lasting a long time when stroking so I would love a more experienced (HUNG) and older buddy to help me and my little dicklet stroke! While I am not looking for a feeder, I would definitely prefer a buddy who enjoys sharing porn, and does so frequently, although I also am able to share! I would love a bud to control my little dicky and make it cum whenever he wants:) also I love BBC!!!

>>Some Women I like
VixenP, LyraCr0w0, Alexis Texas, Siri Dahl, Jade Ramsey, GGE, Assondra, Ashley Alban and more!

>>Normal hobbies ETC.
I am into all nerdy things, comics, gaming, computers, anime, technology, music, and more! Please reach out about games, computer stuff, anything like that I would love to discuss! Some of my favorite games included, Enter/Exit the Gungeon, TBoI, and other roguelikes, at the moment I am playing through Cyberpunk2077!

>>Not looking for
Please don't reachout if you aren't seriously looking for a long term buddy, or if you would ghost me. I am also not a buyer of any sort, don't share money with people online. Please reach out!

My discord is: lilbrim

Thanks for reading!

31 m us

>Discord
abyss_toastee

>>34010311
abyss_toaster

If this is you, I want to know you.

uraby210 on discord

he doesn't exist!!
discord: fungisan

this image makes me sound scary, i am a sweet lady i promise

>>34016892
You had me till beg on command

>>33972332
I fit very, very well - how can I contact you?

I am
>27/M/USA
I am an open book, so don't feel like anything is off limits. Seriously, you can ask me whatever the hell you want.
email: derangedhorse@protonmail.com

about me
>asl
19/F/USA
>discord
dontsnifflines

25/M/England

Not everything in this is a must, but it would be interesting to know how many you tick!

Telegram is: @Ulnhylmx but happy to move to discord pretty much immediately

(I posted in the other thread like an imbecile)

Ideal gf:
>25+/bio F/US
>skinny/avg, no frills/natural appearance
>considerate/caring/loyal/supportive
>fine with staying in a bit, won't get stir crazy if we're not active all the time
>quiet or talkative (both are equally fine)
>at least somewhat intellectually curious
>affectionate, at least average libido
>insecurites/issues okay, but please don't be suicidal
>open to serious LTR (LDR okay)

Me:
>40/M/US
>6'3, thin, pale, blue eyes
>empathic/loyal/inquisitive
>very communicative and attentive
>educated, wide general knowledge base
>reading novels, occasionally some manga
>lived overseas for a time, speak a second language (jp)
>grew up on RPGs, but only really play a handful of games regularly now
>never married/no kids/stable career
>struggle with OCD

Discord: varandra

>>34025480
Why the fuck are these bots pics always blue

>>33965420 (OP)
Fuck it, here's mine. Yes I know it's cringe and so am I.

>>34026214
You want a gf that you cant take anywhere and may have severed mental and physical problems? Also may have regressed to the point of infancy?

>>34026379
I'm not into regression, I just want a gf who has complimentary fetishes to my own. Usually people with medical incontinence problems don't have a fetish about them.

>>34026518
Every statement on the right is childlike. Someone who cant control themselves to a point is some kind of medical problem which should be taken care of immediately

>>34026652
he clearly wants to fuck someone who is severely retarded. keep him away from nursing homes.

>>34016892
Hi

>>33965851
Where did you get this?

>>34026652
Role playing, dirty talk, and intentional "accidents" are a thing. People have been calling one another "baby" and "daddy" for at least a century at this point.

>>34027208
>People have been calling one another "baby" and "daddy" for at least a century at this point.
Ive always wondered what its like to be so stupid.

>>34027238
By calling me stupid instead of offering any relevant retort, you've ended this discussion. Feel free to keep roasting me if it entertains you, but I'm done replying to you. I wish you the best in your own quest to find someone to be with.

>>34004061
the last 2 you will find are mutually exclusive
the rest is unobtainium

discord: all2222s

>>34015971
You somehow managed to put into words my ideal gf too. Did you get any adds at all?

>>33985414
As all those descriptions are literally (!) me 100% I will shoot my shot fuck it.

dc: AstralGain

Discord: Crock47
Thanks for stopping by!

Me
>30 y/o white male
>American
>blond hair and green eyes
>5'7"/173 cm, average build
you
>18-30 y/o biological female of any race
>preferably American, but it doesn't matter even if you're a foreigner living in some other country.
>ideally brunette with brown eyes
>Not obese (chubby is fine.)
>No hard drug use (alcohol/marijuana is fine.)
>Doesn't have kids, but wants them.
>Looking for long-term, but is fine with the prospect of never marrying.
>Is a virgin or only had sex in committed relationships prior.
>Doesn't have any STDs.

My discord is gatopatogalego.

>>34026279
that's me but I don't know japanese

>ASL

23/M/Midwest US

>Description

5’11, white, brown hair, green eyes, average build, no tattoos or piercings, Lutheran, shy introvert, edgy shitposter, right wing when I care about politics (not often), minimalist fashion sense (hoodies, jeans, t-shirts in dark tones).

>Profession and interests

I’m currently going to college for a bachelor's in history (4.0 GPA in the subject). I intend on getting a PHD in the same subject and teaching undergrad college. I also have a job at my school, which I intend to keep until I graduate. Afterwards, I might do a stint in the military to pay off my loans before graduate school.

Interests: history, philosophy, theology, foreign languages, literature, gaming (mostly shooters, RPGs, and strategy games), backpacking, mountaineering, camping, shooting, archery, bushcraft, fishing, gardening, music (classical, rock, metal, folk).

>Discord

cuentabasura11

see you on discord, catfishing brothers

me on the left. where bf?

>>33970982
Hey, do you have telegram?

Like what you see? Don't be shy-let me know. aina0.107

Bump

>asl
19/biof/aus

disc is the.enjoyerr

>>34036651
forgot to post ideal bf

Feeling a bit bored today... anyone wanna brighten my day? cccxyy.847

Bump

Very ideal bf
21/f anxious single mom one day will get to Japan, A nerd, photography

>>34039615
This is fairly broad but describes me.
What is your contact?

>>34039636
desperate loser going for used goods kek

>>34039615
Would be me however I am PAGAN

CHRISTKEKS ALL DESERVE THE ROPE

>>34039615
> 21/f
>single mom
>christian
LMAO no one is going to take care of jamals baby

alec1488

>>33965420 (OP)
>>ASL
26/m/nyc
>>Sexual Orientation
bi but only looking for girls atm
>>Physical description
tall(6'2" or 188cm), ginger with straight Hair and hazel eyes. Somewhat twinkish and handsome.
>>Short bio about yourself - Hobbies and Interests
I'm an ex journalist, about to rejoin the navy as a pilot. I like cooking/wine(mostly European food and white wines) reading, anime, and classical music specifically opera. I used to work as a journalist for a major Japanese media firm, been around the world traveling. Lived briefly in Japan for college, go back to vibe occasionally. I'm typically vary laid back and I'm looking for the same but also someone who's clearly interested. Optimistic, forgiving, I vibe with most people.
>>Looking for
a redheaded gf who takes the lead a bit.
>>Not looking for
dudes, non-redheads, people not interested in a long term relationship or marriage.
>>Boards
/ck/ /a/ /an/ /k/ /lit/ /int/
>>Interests
I like cooking/wine(mostly European food and white wines) reading, anime, and classical music specifically opera
>>Favorite album
louder than bombs by the smiths
>>Contact
catman45

18/F
>ideal boyfriend
i lack to motivation to make an image.. but my ideal boyfriend would be a creepy stalker who is often seen as repulsive to people. i dont want to be with someone who thinks hes handsome or likeable
@cotards.delusion

>>34042067
Only posted 5 min ago and already turned off requests. Sheesh

Why do you conflate education with a degree?

>>34042067
Fastest ghost in the West here

Disc: slenderius

>>34042098
i suppose this is a pretty wide net, but it describes me well enough
would like to learn about you if you'd like to add me

disc: kuuery

>>33965420 (OP)
me: 24/M/CO, Christian

finally making one of these
i thought it'd feel cringe, but it was fun enough
(though a bit sad in some regards)

obviously this is all "ideality" so please feel free to message me even if you just match the 20-30/F/US Christian part

disc: asamothtoaflame

>>33985414
Me
>m 30
>comparable to a Clark Kent and Michael Kelso
>long curly brown hair, green eyes, 6'3"
>I wouldn't like to label myself as twinkish but I can name several people who would.
>OK with distance and passport ready.
>jaded. racist af, and I sing well
>Want to learn Japanese, today I learned what "Desu" mean's and I think my understanding of it and ability to explain how and why it doens't translate is dead on. If you want to let me tell you about it hmu.

discord: figgfig

>>34043959
oops, forgor to update to my new disc on the 2nd post. please send any adds to "kuuery"

also forgot to include "likes beer" and "*urp*", guess that's a note for the next revision

Kik Goddessoflovediane
27 F UK
Domme here with 5 years of experienced looking for a kinky nerd guy aged 23 above. Doesnt matter if you're inexperience as long as you are willing to obey and to listen. Must be trainable and willing to fully commit into long term online or IRL basis.

Can send live selfies !

Kik Goddessoflovediane
27 F UK
Domme here with 5 years of experienced looking for a kinky nerd guy aged 23 above. Doesnt matter if you're inexperience as long as you are willing to obey and to listen. Must be trainable and willing to fully commit into long term online or IRL basis.

Can send live selfies !

>>34043959
Not Literally Me but a GIWTWM
God Speed

>>34044460
...would you add me anyway?

>>33965420 (OP)

>>33965420 (OP)

Bump

>>34046827
I *would* but I don't feel like I meet even the bare minimum lol
I've added others who commented similar under mine because I didn't want to be picky but they all fizzled out pretty quickly anyway

contact: annafarms@proton.me

>>34051009
Could you post continent of yours?

>>34051060
South of south america (not chile thought). Im a white passing latina

>>34051134
Age? could you give just a tad more info?

>>34051154
she's posted elsewhere, look around

>>34050182
well it wouldn't just be about me
maybe post or dm me your ideal then?

>>34034940
@wandervogel2

>>33970982
Good day sir and good luck

Let's spice things up a little, shall we? emyzeth

Bumpo

Bump

27m Kansas city
Kik: bluemetalyarn
I am man interested in woman.

Thread says post who you are interested in, there is another thread that is opposite of that so don't get confused.

Online and open to... let's call it possibilities. emaquiie

Do I have your attention, or are you playing hard to get? emyriion

I'm a lot to handle, but that's part of the fun. Up for it? emyzeth

Just be yourself and we can find out from there I think.

staticconstellations

Who's ready to pamper me like I deserve? emaquiie

>>34031781
Bumping
>ASL
31/M/Utah
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Physical description
White, 6', slim, slightly athletic build, (working on it), black hair, green eyes
>Short bio about yourself - Hobbies and Interests
I draw a lot, mostly cute anime girls and oc's, I'm also fluent in two languages and working on my third. I enjoy running, animation, comics, DnD with my friends, and reading.
>Not looking for
Men, online only, trans, situationships, (ugh). Women that aren't serious.
>Interests
History, art, cultures, Medieval society, Celtic culture and languages, Japan, story telling, folklore, etc
>Contact
Discord: crock47

I am incredibly lonely, starved of love, and do not know how to talk to women. Cis only, no trans please.

discord: chromascopic

>about you
Russian, 30m, living in London, UK
>physical description
6'1, long brown curly hair (ponytail), glasses, beard, tattoos
>life situation
currently working as a school principal, make enough to live on my own and potentially support one more person
>hobbies/interests
motorcycles, gaming, metal, kickboxing, calisthenics, DIY, hiking, stand up comedy
>kinks
dom, into pretty rough stuff
>religious beliefs
none/agnostic
>not looking for
fatsos, men, anyone older than 25
>contact
disc: airways3.14

>>33965420 (OP)
24/M/Hungary
6'4 / 272lbs Pro Bodybuilder

I'm really losing it. I want out of here, please help me get my shit together before i blow my brains out.
Please! I'm fading. And all I want is to know that I'm going to be okay.
I really need someone to talk to...
i have no friends, nothing left...

discord: pusztitopako47

>>33965420 (OP)
I like petite girls that have a sharp bone structure. Im soft looking myself so i think genetically it would be a good match. I also like tall girls. Not being mean to me is a plus but not must as long as she can live with me saying shizophrenic stuff to her.

>>34062965
post tag ;p

>ASL
25/m/Southwest USA
>About Me
I share most all of the traits I am looking for. My ideal woman is a reflection of myself. I want someone where we will dunk on other people constantly and form a power couple capable of tackling any problem. I am a software engineer who works from home and I try to spend my time being productive, working out, and working on businesses.
>Specific Hobbies/Interests
I like to go rock climbing twice a week, and I like to spend my rest time between gym sessions playing billiards. I play the game OpenFront.io a lot, but I used to be into Minecraft, Garry's Mod, From the Depths, and others. I am willing to get back into them if I find someone to play them with. I really like the shows The Boys, Smiling Friends, From, Rick and Morty (though it has gone way downhill), and Gary and His Demons. I love the music of Eminem, AJJ, and Jonathan Coulton.
>Major Dislikes
Mexicans (all Hispanics are Mexicans imo), dogs, basic people, anyone who thinks the gender pay gap is a real issue, fake people, Taylor Swift, most popular things
>Appearance
I am a 5'11" ginger man with a dad bod (the muscular kind, not the useless kind). I dress mostly in button down shirts and slacks, though sometimes I mix it up with black jeans. I am trying to adopt a more varied wardrobe (I like to go thrift shopping).
>Contact
socpostlol420@proton.me
>Yes it's a temp account made just for this post

>FORGOT IN MY IMAGE
Thick is okay, but if you're anything pushing fat please don't bother, it's very unattractive to me.

Bump

Bump

>>33965420 (OP)
Discord: norincosks

None of the adds went anywhere so I decided to update the image, widen the net slightly and removed a few things that were confusing. You don't have to fit everything as love is performative, understanding someones core is different and more intimate than a png.

Discord: talking.moid

31m USA

abyss_toaster

>>34068105
I hate life

Online and open to... let's call it possibilities. emaquiie

Bumpo

>>34039615
Why not drop your Discord?

Bumpo

black male 38 usa

looking for a woman that doesn't mind that I used to like loli
a woman that wants a serious relationship

discord @ unagi386
kik @ unagi386
telegram @ unagi386

41/tF/Canada

Lonelynightshade

Older guys, you always know how to make me smile. emyzeth

>>34072465
Faggot looking for Lenny in the cat woman costume... figures

Generous guys, you know where to find me. emaquiie

How far do you think this conversation could go? emyzeth

discord: meyowwwwww

Older guys, you always know how to make me smile. emyzeth

>>34073173
Aww... Wanna be the recobering TERF in the love triangle, anonette? Not saying I wouldn't estrogenate Lenny if she realized that's what she was repressing.

ASL: 20 Male Scotland

Im open to twinks femboys cute guys and girls (I doubt theres any girls on here though)

I am not super picky besides that. Having a sense of humour is always nice and itd be nice to be able to play games together too :3

If you like deltarune thats also a bonus cus im obsessed with that game X3

Discord: king_benzilla_

Who's volunteering to be my little secret tonight? emyzeth

>>34074549
stop posting, everyone who wants an e-hooker already saw your ads.

>>34051009
If I saw this six years ago, I'd add in a heartbeat. But I got fat. Sorry.

> really good music taste
>sadomasochist
>cool style
>kinda intense
>makes me nervous
>is able to read me
>Has some level of trauma i can relate to or at least understand because ideally I want to help
>not going to lie to me
>passion for anything
>creative
>vengeful
>talks to me without being prompted
>willing to abduct me as their pet human and let me serve them and make music in my room
>able to communicate things so I can actually help
>somewhat patient because I get rlly nervous

Idk. Also not into masculine men

Im just a mentally ill tranny

Foster care and my bio parents being on drugs for most of my life and everything that came with that kinda fucked me up. I ran away from home at 17 and have just been figuring shit out

There's a lot I could say but I feel stupid talking about it

Im usually awake at weird times. Idk

My discord is not_aserialkiller

>>34075217
>read all that
You seem cool
>tranny
Fuck off

Bump

Do I have your attention, or are you playing hard to get? emaquiie

>>34031409
Yes actually. Based females will seek you out if you give off the right energy.

(In order to have the right energy you have to be genuinely interested in them as a person and not just as a means to achieve "the sex")

>>33965420 (OP)
One can always dream.

Exposed Gfs and Wifeys

Retrieved everything from old devices

Including Submissions of cuck husbands and boyfriends

We bet a girl you know is here or will be here soon

DM NOW!

Telegram @SlimKing6

>Me
>18, F, SEAsian
>health issues but pretty mentally stable

I like listening to what you have to say, only looking for 18-19 M. Just want someone clingy, is all

miscslepinir@proton.me
can drop your disc there and I'll add you
picrel is stolen but it's the exact kind I'm looking for

>>34080842
this is so cute. i hope you find the person you're looking for

>>33970868
~33, no job because I don't need one, heir to big money, neither of us have to work, will accept you if you're very hot and cute. I do love blonde girls. Interested?

>>33965420 (OP)
You know what? Might aswell, at worst nothing happens and I wasted a few minutes writing this.
Me:
M/28/EU,Germany
white, 6'2, BMI 24, brown hair, brownish-green eyes. nerdy autist BF

Ideal GF:
physical
>sex: bio female
>BMI < 29
>height < 5'9
>age < 26
>race = white
personality:
>shy
>weird geeky interests she gets exited about and wants to share with me (especially videogame / anime / book fandoms, or cool stuff like astronomy or history or something)
>introvert
>would rather just stay at home or go for a walk than to a club or bar or restaurant
>clingy, slightly jealous attachment style
>if long distance at the start of the relationship, wants to chat all the time, the type of partners that check up on each other multiple times a day and write good morning and good night texts.
>shows that she cares about and values my presence
>no close male friends / beta orbiters
>needs strong emotional attachment before intimacy, virgin, would only consider intimacy in a stable long term monogamous relationship. Doesn't mind or even prefers that I'm a virgin too.
>shows interest when I exitedly talk about my geeky interests to her in rambling monologues too
>cute aesthetic >>>> "sexy" aesthetic
>asks for help / lets me help her when she has a problem

Discord
robotthrowaway_06901

I need her.
Ontario Canada
Discord: Dumatix

>>34016892
Are you 18-25 and hot?

>>34016892
Please please please please I'm wretched but very close to this please let me serve you fuucccckkkkkkkk

>>33965420 (OP)

>30s f
>wants kids
>likes anime
> is ok living with a basic but comfortable life
> liberal
>gets mad magazine humor

>>33965420 (OP)
21/M/EU (Germany)
tamerlaln

>>33965503
Nice house nigga

>>34083344
This but actually. The garage addition on the side doesn't look all that great, but I love the brick and stonework.

23/m/USA
any WOMEN want to play VIDEO GAMES with me!!(includes roblox)

discord:
mallwhore.freestyle

23/m/USA
any WOMEN want to play VIDEO GAMES with me!!(includes roblox)!

discord:
mallwhore.freestyle

>>34073417
says it's not working

>>33965503
>not looking for children
>has pro-pedophilia manifesto on his website proclaiming how attractive he finds children 13 and under
?

Discord: @crock47

Bumpo

I'm 29/M from Central Europe

Contacts:
Discord: soraumi64
obTHm9MdEH@protonmail.com

Older guys, you always know how to make me smile.

Want a little tease? Ask me nicely.

Guys and women, how many adds have you gotten from a post? How many were good?

Lonely and looking for someone to change that... any takers?

>>34075217
>not into masculine men
Sigh.

heres mine ;-;
i dont have a type in looks necessarily, if youre good looking youre good looking

>>34087057
i am like this, but chances are we live very far away from each other

>>34087068
depends, Im UK which i feel like no one else is lmao

>>34087074
yep, we do live far away from each other
i've seen a bunch of people from UK, not necessarily on /soc/ though

18/f/east asia
I know this is picky, but hey — you gotta have dreams :)
discord: mintraccoo

>>33965420 (OP)
My ideal partner is a tall, big, very muscular white man!!!
You see, I'm a dirty little Pakistani femboy just wishing to be raped and abused by the superior white man :3
I like my cock being locked away and having my asshole stretched!!! ;3
Please add me!!!!!
Discord: nogoober

>>34087057
Can I ask why specifically 26+? How old are you and would you be fine with someone a bit younger?

Bumpo

>>34087057
this is essentially me and i'm UK as well. hmm.

28-38 year old male. Has a creative hobby such as writing or drawing. Long hair (any color). Likes to joke around and have fun but can be really cynical. Some flavor of Christian (preferably Greek Orthodox). Likes to stay home most of the time but doesn’t mind going to shows on occasion too. Twinkish. Hopeless romantic. Loves music but doesn’t talk about it constantly. Smart and informed and doesn’t care that I’m not. Loves animals. Loves watching horror movies. Loves me

It’s a tall order but this is just fantasy right?

Where are the guys who know how to treat a woman right?

dream.null
24 f

>>34090770
Was everything but living in US and she just unfriended me for no reason. Good show

Want a little tease? Ask me nicely.

>>34090801
you where sexual and it wasnt worth my time

>>34090843
Funny, because you were sexual with me first saying you came 4 times today calling it “light work” then blocked me

>>34090856
i was obviously joking you asked if i was a gooner girl who cums all day baka

>>34090882
Missing a joke because it was in text without any kind of indication it was a joke? Crazy, I get why I got blocked now.

>>34090843
Please explain what is sexual about these messages

>>34090907
i mix u up w someone oplease kill me with a knife, idk dont be butthurt abt the un add n go tell on me tho weird

>>34090801
Sometimes there's no fireworks, don't give up, you'll find her soon, anon.

>>34090912
Do you want me to add you back or what?

Bumpo

add me and let's get obsessed with each other. I'm 29m, in Europe.

>discord
starry_moon15

Older guys, you always know how to make me smile.

this is basically all negotiable, if you fit even half these then add me and we can have a fun convo ! yay ! !

>>34090770
Match up with everything except white. Shame.

>>34090770
So I guess my friend request is being ignored. That's bad

Sweet words might just earn you my attention.