I'm so gutted over this breakup that I actually pitched a strictly sexual arrangement in an attempt to salvage something.

I presented it like a trade agreement. "It would be mutually beneficial, and I wouldn't stay the night, and perhaps it would alleviate your anger management issues."

NO response. Left on read to wallow in my humiliation. Why the fuck did I think this would work? I am beyond embarrassed now, in addition to heartbroken. Just an all around awesome turn of events. Fuck me.