>>40493055
>if you have to cut a lot of stuff and stir your pot a lot, you're a bottom
not that i was wondering about this in the first place but checks out desu
this theory is more reasonable im gonna use this from now on

>>40492967
picrel
but yeah i agree just cut it into shorter segments first before halving bc like most likely what you'll be doing is dicing or julienneing it anyway so the length doesnt matter