Good evening Sir.
It's rather warm this evening isn't it? Perhaps I could cool your interior posture with a pregabalin, eggs and chips? From the hens in the barn de lid they're all organic. It's time you put down the Toby Carvery tracker; you're hungry for some real food not that tripe de lid.
Once we've finished perhaps you'd enjoy a go on the Youtubes with the other lads for an hour or two? Evening medication at 10pm as usual de lid.