can someone help find me work at minimum wage? you'll see why i'm resorting to this after reading.

no credentials or experience including hs / ged / drivers
no means of reliable transportation more than 10 miles
no phone/number
no decent clothes
no family/friends
no noteworthy skills
no money
no assets i can sell

i am a young, physically capable male (albeit malnourished for now) so thats probably the only thing i'd be able to offer right away. i'd have no trouble moving around objects in excess of 70 lbs.

i'm willing to learn how to do the job or break myself on menial tasks. i also won't report them for scummy bs like logging less hours than i actually worked or paying less than the minimum wage. hell i don't care about workplace safety either so long as they give me a respirator/filter when needed. i literally will die without it so i don't care how bad the work itself is.

the city is Richmond, IN. anything within 15 miles of its center would be good enough. i'm not picky i just need SOMETHING.