>>81672456
first you must do in this order:
>enroll in the military
>abandon your service
>start getting hooked on drugs
>start a garage band out of pure angst
>keep playing with said band, until your sound is better than sex
>get reknowned hacker girlfriend
>watch her get kidnapped right in front of you
>get more angsty
>somehow gain access to a nuke
>throw your entire career that setup a life-long source of income and fame in the trash, to nuke a tower and surround city borough of people (for the lolz)
>when asked why, simply say it was for the greater good

>>81613502
fuck OP, are you a clone of me? minus the smoking copious amounts of weed, and being rejected for lack of experience rather than depresione.
>so ugly I've covered all mirrors in my home
I guarantee you can't possibly look that bad to warrant that.

>>29018444