!!! TRADE OFFER !!!

>You get
To pay for my skills, bags, mount(s), epic BoE's, consumes and enough Epoch coins to buy out the entire store

>I get
To ignore you whenever I don't feel like it, make you crawl through Stormwind naked on a leash, have you raped by a pack of jumping feral wolves, force you to wear a dress, lock you up in chastity, force you to heal my dungeons

I will be playing a female human huntress, and you'll be my literal pet