Waiting for her edition.
>Currently Discussed Servers
Turtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)
Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en
Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (MoP, Legion coming soon)
Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)
Mistblade 3 (Sheilun) - https://stormforge.gg/en (MOP Progressive)
>Upcoming Servers
Project Epoch - https://www.project-epoch.net (Vanilla+, TBC as design base and Wrath client) - Launch date 26th of July
>Guilds
<Full Moon Company> - Turtle, crossfaction, whisper anyone
>Turtle
Vanilla client enhancements - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Client_Fixes_and_Tweaks (most servers forbid them)
Curated list of addons that should work in Turtle - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Addons
Misc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app
>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creations
https://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX
anons I'm between warlock (main since forever) or rogue on epoch, which is the one to be less fucked up?
>>529680115You don't know me nonny!
>>529680478>rolls dps and has no responsibilitieswhat now epoch chud?
>>529680379I well get to know you after we marry
>>529679716warlock is the save choice imo
they were the best in tbc so it's hard to really fuck them - yea sure the warlock trees are a mess but the base class is still bonkers and it's ranged dps which is always in demand
<Scurryposting>
<Eat Trash Transcend>
<We Have Lore>
<Roll for Trash>
<Possy Pals>
I am going to deflower so many newcuties on Epoch.
>>529680607>no CC>no interrupt >no removal of enrage effect>no dispell YOU LIE
>>529681348I can blame all of these on the other dps or on the tank/healer
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>Coming next day: Sunnyglade Vale
>>529682386i just want wsg day...
FACT: Zamia is Gerra/Elaynna. I saw Torzag helping her kill mobs in Tirisfal Glades.
hey fmc lurkers we're doing BWL first logf on please
>>529682602I'll be two hours
>>529682745Perfect time for you to make it to Broodlord!
OHLY FUCKIAIASKIJJKSAJD SHETALKED IN VC AND SHE SOUNDS SO SWEET
>>529683319I'm disappointed.
stop it i wont come back to fmc no matter what stop tempting me with biofems with sylma whatever man i dont care anymore just stop it alright
I froze up when she spoke
>>529683040>>529683319>>529683669I can't wait for the females and their orbiters to destroy the epoch guild, it'll be just like old times
I'm never sending my eels to Alilandra ever again.
>>529683319>>529683994it was not alilandra lol
Who do I whisper to join the turtle guild?
>>529684583alilandra lit up in green when she spoke i literally saw it
>>529684598anyone online in full moon company
I hope bindings drop today in MC
>>529684874it was aoiyuki i am literally in voice right now
>>529685058you're a schizo it was alilandra
Had to mute my fingers unironically get too clammy.
>>529685268from gripping dildos all day long?
I had a mini panic attack when I suddenly heard that biofem’s voice. Please warn us beforehand, or use a male voice changer.
>>529685976makes goblins and helves bald
>>529686494uh... good? but I meant epochi
>>529687163that's actually gay
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>>529689550In fairness it's a really good image
Does it predate the chuddha nonsense?
What do we know about professions in epoch, specifically? Are there actually a lot more useful recipes to bother with while levelling, or is it still mainly just a few good things at the very end?
>>529692863>Are there actually a lot more useful recipes to bother with while levellingyes. i remember seeing a bunch of useful and strong recipes/items to make at lower levels
>>529692863but most of all if it remains the same, alchemy is BIS for any raider as it prolongs elixir/potion duration by 50% and increases efects by 25%
>>529692929>>529693183Ok, I always found it relaxing to run around dun morogh or whatever and level my blacksmithing.
Can't decide between herbalism and alchemy (Old reliable) or tailoring and enchanting
Tell me a bit about Ascension guys. Nobody talks about it. You guys play that shi or is squirtle the current fotm?
>>529694946>Nobody talks about it.With good reason. Maybe if you started playing WoW from WoD onwards you might like it.
An anon the other day asked for more of these. I did not create them, they're pinned in some character discussions on the discord
>>529696129Post the rogue one
>>529696390>resto literally unchanged You can't make this shit up.
>>529696665>>529696624Patience...4chan is gay.
>Running Wailing Caverns with my Undead Priest
>Don't have a guild
>Party member suddenly whispers me
>"Why aren't you in Cult of the Forsaken?"
What do I even reply to this?
>>529694946It's well made on a technical level and I like the classless approach but it's full of zoomoid mechanics like M+
>>529694946since I had never really played WoW, a Vanilla server made much more sense to start on
>>529696881Sorry for the confusion but I'm (not) gay.
>join vc for bwl raid
>first thing i hear is a woman talking
i'm not going to mc i can't stand this
>>529696665>mutilate no longer requires you to be behind the targetOH FUCK I'M GONNA NUT
Epoch has tbc talent trees and a wrath client but are spells scaled like TBC or Wrath?
I might play prot warrior if shield slam one-shots people like in Wrath.
>>529696665weird nerf to IEA though
A52: ARPG-style nu-wow balanced to the point of blandness with content up to TBC SWP + custom shit. heavy monetization
Elune: a52 but seasonal with new stuff with rng skills and less focus on balance, stale maybe dead
Bronzebeard: Original classes reworked in reworked in a vanilla world tba alpha
CoA: new original classes in a slightly reworked vanilla to be released beta
>Enter Wailing Caverns
>Have Disciple of Naralex give me Mark of the Wild for FREE
>Hearthstone back to the Undercity
don't tell Thrall
>15 FPS when looking at the crowds in Orgrimmar
>It's not even UE5 yet
it's over for me, isn't it
>>529697697>coa>in a slightly reworked vanillaDoesn't it still have Mythic+, super-fast leveling and other shit from retail?
One way or another I always return to WoW...
I was working on a wotlk classic private server but gave up because wotlk is so overplayed and no one would even want to play on the modern client.
>>529696129Yep, rolling arms warrior while leveling and tanking dungeons, gonna be kino.
ali is obviously using a voice changer
>>529698515Feels like in the last years most fresh servers without some known team behind it failed miserably, even some with big teams behind it like Stormforge's Fordring. I've been itching for a fresh WOTLK for months now but I doubt any new server will get a playable population, and warmane is trash.
>>529697956idk about mythic or retail. alpha felt like 2-3x xp rate
>>529697947Gonna have to unmash that potato, bro
>guild about to die
>tranny pearl shows up to get guild leader in time when warhorn is gone
Guys who is Sylma and what did he do?
>>529698940Most of them use 3.3.5a client with stock AzerothCore and that's why I believe they fail.
They also have weird p2w stores which drives people away from trying it.
Sylma is really back. So all the pearl posting lately was really some self posting.
>>529699342that's so funny pearl
>>529697502Class by class changes. Like pinkies get buffed everything but brownies have TBC values for shield slam and revenge.
>>529699269Classic client would be a good selling point I think, it feels amazing to play as long as there are no bugs and shit. I'm just not sure if there's enough demand for a fresh wrath, or maybe there is, what do I know.
>>529699217if I buy a new computer, might as well go play FF14
>>529701059you'll hate the combat
>>529700071>brownies have TBC values for shield slamDoa server. Guess I'm gonna have to roll a druid if I want to tank. Hopefully it's not a commonly picked class even after the buffs, there's already too much competition for leather armor.
>>529701305>Hopefully it's not a commonly picked classAnon I...
>>529701189i''ve already played it (and liked it). stopped when they did an update that increased the hardware requirements, kek
>>529701453jesus i pity you
ok, level 22 Priest on turtle
What do I do with Mind Vision?
>>529701850what about spying on ERP sessions
>>529701964it makes a very visible icon and a debuff on whoever you mindvision
>>529702225>priest pls go
>>529697502It is almost entirely TBC based. There are handful of WotLK spells that people won't shut up about so it's caused confusion. I don't really get why the Epoch team added them but they did. Imo it opened up a can of worms.
SYLMA IS BACKKK
and someone else but i forgot who
>aoiyuki comes back
>suddenly sylma, rainu, jib, pellaine and felkiss return
curious
>>529705062has it ever been more over for the doubters?
>>529705284no because as soon as epoch drops fmc is fucking done
>>529705387>statbloatpoch >killing anything but itself
>schizokino was right about the self posting
apologize
>>529705062i can't believe thurim got blacked by a dark iron...
>>529705489it's gonna be the dark souls of wow and create a massive cult following
Might quit turtle. It's full of unironic autistics and shitskins. Can't get a damn dungeon rolling.
>>529706808>make oomking aura raidwide>but only 2%Looks like a good reason to bench every single chicken.
oh my godddd my hecking wholesome dog rapist returned...
>>529705520schizokino was always right, people just forget how to breathe when someone posts the ass of a video game character
>>529707987schizokino is likely behind most of the pearl posts himself he was always obsessed with pearl
he did the same exact thing before mb3 but people just forget things that happened less than a year ago
>>529706364WHAT'RE THOOOOOSE
>>529706364>not kneeling before skollactually felt my heart tug a little
what even is the point of this
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>>529709532it's for when you feel compelled to socialize but you're too much of a weirdo freak to do it competently irl, so you hop on discord and sit quietly in a voice channel with other freaks, and that to you suffices
if you can't play like this you're benched in our epoch guild
https://youtu.be/QnCZs-TJkJ8
>>529709532this is so sad...
Sylma's back, sign up for Naxx!
>>529679147 (OP)>their guildmaster forced them to run through felwood at level 20
>>529711760Anon... I'm not even attuned
>>529698940Chromie might get good pop when it gets to wotlk content this year.
>>529711898Fuck I forgot you have to attune in non nu wow...
>>529711898do u have rep?
if so ask telol to loan u the gold
>>529712797Pretty sure I got to revered, I couldn't make the first day of Naxx regardless, I will see if I can do anything the next day if you guys are doing that. Thanks Anon.
>>529707561>reverting crusader strike to holy damageThey never learn
>>529707039At this rate it's going to be a melee meta anyways so caster-only buffs are worthless.
>wolf jumps
>the sheer force it launches itself with applies an aoe stun
Maybe I'm not tough enough for Epoch after all...
You guys keep talking about Sylma but I don't know anything about him.
>>529717006They might fix it but, honestly, looks like they're awful at class design. The custom content from the first beta was good but their mechanics changes are mostly retarded.
>>529717305me neither
i was surprised to find sylma logged in on his main and joined the raid
and when he did jib joined too
>>529717305QRD:
>became leader of mb2 guild as pearl when the original leader left and took it up to the last tier where it died, took a break when there was no content>created his own guild with his boyfriend on turtle called FMC but then stopped playing to go back to mb2 guild when new content dropped>became the leader of crusader storm guild when schizokino abandoned the game, gave back leadership when schizokino returned but then schizokino left again so pearl took back over and refused to give it back to schizokino when he returned again again. was still leading mb2 guild at this time>crusader storm server dies>mb2 guild dies>came back to FMC after turtle class changes to play with CEDC but got caught getting raped in blackfathom depths and the original leader of CEDC freaked out so sylma revived FMC as a backup>in an eternal feud with schizokino over the soul of /wpsg/i don't think i am missing much i spend too much time here t b h
>>529718141I understood nothing and I was around for the Limbos drama.
>>529707275>shadow unchangedb-bros...
Presented without comment.
>>529721121Maybe 8pc t1 will make VT raidwide.
>>529721121if casters are viable it'll have a guaranteed spot due to misery, doubly so if warlocks are good because of weaving
mana battery for healers may also be enough to guarantee even in a melee stacking world
1 locked in spot is perfectly adequate when there are 27 specs fighting for 25 spots
>>529721528wouldn't that just make things even worse.
No longer cold, overlooked, unloved
Now i'm warm, noticed, loved
>>529723452sylma came back to fix you...
Talk about your guild. I'm wanting to leave mine soon I'mma thinking.
>at least 2 always-onlines who say they spend 200-300g per raid night and want others to do the same (we've almost cleared naxx on turtle wow for a raid prog frame of reference)
>histrionic ~40yo married woman who responds to seemingly 95% of all discord posts (she means well but it is extremely annoying)
>thrown into healer/caster groups as sometimes the top melee damage
Newfag shitposters who want to bitch about the /wpsg/ or take this as an excuse to spam the name of someone they're obsessed with (or themselves) 5+ times need NOT apply.
>>529724532there's 3-4 people online during most hours.
fmc has to pug with multiple sister guilds to finish raids.
people rarely speak, everyone is in their own little private clique groups ERPing with each other.
the couple people who do act friendly only want to secretly groom you for their sick sexual purposes (including rape and literal dogfucking).
fmc members are generally distrustful and duplicitous and will attempt to doxx and destroy you at their earliest opportunity.
the last message sent on discord was weeks ago.
the guild leader quit the guild, the raid leader ghosted everyone, no one has ever seen an officer online before.
the loot council is incestuously corrupt and funnels BiS gear to their alts.
the guild is infamous server-wide for being filled with creeps, trannies and failed males.
do not, i repeat, do NOT join <full moon company>.
you have been warned.
>>529724532There's nothing less likeable than a gossiping whiner. If the guild's annoying, leave it. Don't blog about it or you become one of the shitposters you complained about.
>>529725215I'm just making conversation. You don't have to have a bad guild experience to talk about it.
>>529724532I don't think I have ever dwelled in a bad guild, my litmus test is saying hello when I log in and if I don't get a response I leave
>>529707040did epoch nerf Slow specifically against bladestorm warriors?
>>529724532I can't complain, no drama and everyone is very relaxed, the woman we got plays well and causes no trouble. We will clear the last bosses in kara soon and attendance picked up again.
Some of the socials/levelers like to blog about every step they take ingame but you can just ignore that.
>>529724532>thrown into healer/caster groups as sometimes the top melee damageme...
>>529727229>Some of the socials/levelers like to blog about every step they take ingamesovl
>>529728631Was waiting on the lock one, thanks
>>529727229>Some of the socials/levelers like to blog about every step they take ingameI know from experience that this becomes tiring to hear all the time, but at the same time I'd prefer it over constant silence.
>40yo married woman who responds to seemingly 95% of all discord posts
>the woman we got plays well and causes no trouble.
how the fuck did we end up with aoiyuki of all the women in wow
there should be a way to exchange guild members for others when you get tired of them
>>529732938Its cute at first but some of them take it to a new level, commenting on everything happening in their MC pug as if theyre a spanish soccer commentator on the radio.
why should i care about the fact there's a biofem when she refuses to marry me and raise 16 kids with her?
>>529738194have you tried not being a worthless incel nigger?
>>529738286are you fucking her?
Now that Asalys went to bed, what went wrong today in BWL?
>>529739323Why do you think it went wrong?
>>529739323But Asalys is still talking to me on discord
>>529741048>>529741423Get back to bed Asalys.
I did the priest class quest.
>>529743135>same coomer mods as sylmayawn
>>529743182I don't have a single mod installed though?
Join FMC now
Naxx full clear this weekend
Alilandra my tit wife...
Sylma my butt wife....
I wanna see them make out in front of me
>>529744968Asalys looks like that?!
not gonna lie bros i was ready to quit the game during that bwl we literally had no numbers three healers to cover everything it was a grim sight and we were wiping so much
but then i heard that sweet sultry voice telling me "it will be fine, we will be fine" it was so calming and reassuring i felt full of courage i wasn't alone so i kept pushing i'm sure the others felt the same and that is why we didn't give up on that bwl run
>>529707275Shadowpriest stays garbage. Already lost all motivation to roll on that trash server
>>529728631and what is this trash? really? "10 years" for this? aint nobody believes it took them fucking 10 years and in all that time this is what they ended up with? Good job, saar, please enjoy Epooch
>boring, soulless 1 hour BWL with Fuutrans
vs
>fun, sovlfvll 3 hours wipefest with mommy Sylma
It isn't even a contest, really.
wiping on purpose so mommy sylma has to punish me
I missed Sylma so much... I was top parser today and she called me a good boy and told me to put on a woggie illusion to reward me it was sooo good I'm still shaking from excitement~
>@member @raider @social SYTHE RUN SCYTHE RUN ANYONE WANNA DO SCYHE RUN, FIRST BOSS QUICK
>>529679406will <four chins> be alliance or horde?
Alright I'm a private server nub and I've got the itch to play MoP. Here's my options with help from grok:
Tauri MoP - 174 players online...
Sheilun - 751 players online...
Blizzard's - Millions of players for launch in a couple weeks, but it's gdkp p2w, and more bots than players, and if you kill a bot you get bullets delivered to your RL mailbox, and also has bodytype instead of gender which is like kissing the ring.
Should I do Sheilun or Tauri? And do private servers typically get hurt from blizzard releases; is it too late?
>>529753741mop player aahahahaha
>>529753741Sheilun is probably the best option for pservers, though idk how progressed it is at this point, ToT maybe? Or find a guild in mop classic where they don't do gdkps, but yeah the rest of the bullshit will still be there.
>>529753741>Tauri MoP - 174 players online...Evermoon is PVE realm, mostly european players, P2W in form of character auction, shop itself is cosmetics crap
there is one autistic group that keeps spamming chat with challenge mode dungeon boost, that is about it
reset day Wednesday, better do your LFR/World bosses then, fully progressed server
few anons play there on alliance side (myself played horde there waiting for Epoch)
>Sheilun PVP realm, no idea how things work there anymore I only played on the first fresh server they released, had decent time there
>do private servers typically get hurt from blizzard releasesusually yes, pop numbers drop over time but nothing earth shattering, we'll see with MoP classic
>is it too late?mankind already committed the original sin
>>529743135write your name under each post
Troondle?
Epoop?
Fashnilla+1488?
Azeroth at War?
Cuckold Storm?
No, no, no. That isn't for a white man like myself.
For me? Conquest. Conquest of Azeroth.
>>529728631we so back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCXGM9dDlY8
>>529696129What about druid/paladin?
t. tanknigger
any new screenshots of mommy Sylma?
>>529762359Sowwy I just woke up and then I found them.
I thought anon was going to link em all.
Tanking looks mad boring ngl.
>>529762682>jumpsYour response?
>>529762682no quests for me in dilatewood
>>529762682>jumps you>blows out half the tank's health immediately>Gnome mage suddenly explodes>healer already kowtowing to the wolf>DPS hearthed awayY-yea, I'm ready
>>529706808FUCKING RETARD EPOCH DEVS NO ONE WILL TAKING A FUCKING BOOMKIN NOW FUCK OFF YOU DUMB CUNTING RETARDS FUCK SAKE WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU NERF FUCKING CHICKEN YOU ABSOLUTE STUPID FUCKS
Chromiecraft just released Death Knightos (yup it's 2008 agane)
>>529764731Ah the DK surge.. maybe this is a good time to level a healer.
And if you're wipin' well you know that you're a shitter and I'll say
"I think I'll have myself a pug"
I was really bored with squirtle and I was very annoyed with the dogshit playerbase, but now that I'm closer to 30 the game started being enjoyable again. I have abilities to use. Synergies from my talent tree lining up. I don't oom as fast. Just gonna enjoy some questing.
Sometimes you gotta sit down and remind yourself that in vanilla WoW the leveling is part of the adventure and it doesn't need to be rushed. This is my cope.
>>529770208What cope? You're 100% right.
>>529759437Um, i don't want to get banned for signature use?
>>529770208imagine speedrunning to 60 so you can do 100 runs of strat live and BRD
>>529772258Is there a dungeon limit cap on squirtle or can I really run them a hunnid times? No heroics either yeah?
why does it feel like they made every class less fun in epoch ?
>>529773206have you played it?
I couldn't sleep. I kept thinking about Alilandra. I recorded her voice and replayed it repeatedly. I sent her many letters and discord messages, but she hasn't responded to any of them. I need her fat tits.
I could sleep. In fact, after having played squirtle until 4 AM, I didn't hear my alarm and woke up two and a half hours late for work.
do most people on turtle quit the game after westfall or something
it's way quieter in every other zone past that
<Pochie Palominos>
<Sylma's Stallions>
>>5297724265 instances an hour, and no heroics.
>>529773206Turtle CC2 is actually really fun and engaging if you disregard the mess they made with PvP. One obvious example I can think of right away is what they did with holy paladin in both servers.
Turtle gave them healing from armour, seperating their loot pool from clothie healers like priest and druid. Turtle also gave them more chance to crit on holy shock and resetting its own cooldown, making their healing playstyle revolve around instant casts or quick spells, distinct from druid or shaman for example. They also gave them melee healing as a form of AoE healing which is quite fun to use when you holy strike the boss, holy shock someone while jumping around. You can judge a boss to reduce the cast time of your bigger healing, giving you a very versatile and unique toolkit that rewards you if you learn positioning like a melee DPS player.
Epoch gives them faster casting speed as their capstone and makes their overheal spread to allies, which just promotes and rewards braindead flash of light spam. They also get bonus healing from intellect, which does nothing to help seperate their gear from other healers, you'll see paladins rolling on cloth gear and healing offhands whereas in Turtle paladins want shields. It's just poorly thought out in general and promotes the most boring playstyle for paladin possible.
>>529773493while you were sending letters and messages to her she was plapped by the most nasty smelly musky worgen men imaginable
>>529774365You share the world with hardcore shitters of which there are less and less every level.
>>529774365yes, everyone realizes the server is shit after westfall
>>529774486So basically epoch devs are creatively bankrupt retards with a terrible vision for class design
Guys please, I beg you, don't play epoch, the classes are so bad, and the talents, and the leveling, and the dungeons, and the raids, and the tier sets, trust me bro, I looked up the talent trees.
Friendly reminder that you should avoid making a human or run to another starter zone when Epoch launches. Too many wolves in Elwynn.
>>529774486Turtle cc2 are gay and retarded.
Healers in Vanilla WoW should be braindead and take any gear with +healing on it.
If you want your paladin to be "unique" and to exclusively wear plate, there are many expansions + retail for you to explore.
>>529776851>boring and shallow gameplay and itemization is actually le good
>>529776851I'm sorry to hear that pressing multiple buttons as a healer is too difficult for you, try getting in some practice with this before jumping into your first raid.
>>529773206They doubled down on the worst mechanics of tbcuck without adding any new fun or interesting stuff.
I guess it is great for the 3 guys that goon to seal/totem twisting tho.
>>529773493It was Aoiyuki talking on VC. Alilandra didn't talk. I don't know what your cope is but I'm sorry Alilandra is still a man.
>>529777174>>529777181Are you seriously saying that doing all this melee shit only do do less healing than a braindead spammer is something people want to do?
Also, holy paladins are plate only + shield only in every expansion, only not in Vanilla.
So why should Epoch and Turtle remove the only place where holy paladin is something different?
Even if it is something "bad", doesn't it deserve to exist just for the sake of uniqueness? Can't you go play it on literally any other version of wow?
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>>529777452why did aoi use a voice changer?
>>529777181Go look at top logs from Kara40, the top paladin is doing 55% of his healing from melee healing, you wouldn't know this of course because you're a shitter stuck in MC and 2004 mindset. Healing from armour is a nice thing to have and not mandatory. Look at this normally utterly useless shield from ZG for example, with Turtle changes suddenly it's good for holy paladin and you don't have to get the offhand from Arlokk. 2300 armour gives 46 healing. It gives you more options to gear up.
You're saying vanilla healing should be braindead easy, and thankfully it still is. Most guilds will take everyone to their rooster and you can heal ok-ish with FoL spam. Turtle holy paladin gives you ability to reach next level healing if you are willing to spend effort on it while not removing the classic FoL spam, it's just not the most effective way anymore. I don't understand why you complain about having more options and more flavors to play.
>>529777452i saw alilandra light up on discord and aoiyuki was muted stop trying to claim her voice as your own
>looking at vanilla wow logs
Sorry but that's too gay for me
*jumps on you*
Your response, noob?
>gets btfo
>Instantly posts his goon material and talks about how little he cares
Iconic deflection from a loony troony fmc member.
Bros, I'm LOOGGING, AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>>529778294>pictures of wolves>goon materialanon...
>>529778143I'm sorry the truth hurts you but that's simply not what happened. Aoiyuki lit up and talked to Telol to which Telol replied. Then later the VC was silent and Aoiyuki mentioned how quiet it was to which Mindvenom replied it was normal. This is how the events happened as I was there enjoying my taco and listening to nightcore. Alilandra is still a man and that is good. Aoiyuki being a woman only confirms the worst is still yet to come.
>>529778523>Fmcucks aren't into bestiality Lol, lmao.
Look, I’m basically on TurtleWoW. my DPS is insane. And you know what would take this game to the next level? A BMW M3 GTR. Imagine wiping in Grim Batol and instead of that pathetic corpse run, you hop in your BMW and drift back in seconds. That’s real skill expression. Plus, weaving through retards in av at 200 km/h would separate pros like me from noobs who can’t even steer. Shenna needs to add this. It's genius.
>>529778727ANON BESTIALITY IS NO GOOD
>be mage
>leveling high speed low drag
>give out conjured weapons to all brownies i meet
>brownies love me
>frequently coming back for new toys
>always have some around for group quests or for a dungeon.
>mfw build a cargo cult
>>529778187don't worry about it sis...you will never clear kara40 anyway
I just think jumping wolves are funny...
Gold farming on epoch! Which class? NOW!
>>529779596the answer is always mage
>>529779663*caps your aoe*
>>529779810it's still mage
actually wait, paladins will be insane. lasher farm.
>>529774365I don't know bro, but after I finish Duskwood my enjoyment greatly diminishes and sometimes I jsut quit. Duskwood is jsut so perfect it ruins every other zone for me. Perhaps I could use a different leveling path so I can experience zones I haven't before. Kinds tired of thousand needles, STV, tanaris, un goro
I'm open to suggestions for alliance questing after lvl 30.
>>529780184>alliance questing after lvl 30.wetlands custom zones?
new alliance zone coming soon on tutel
>>529780363Is wetlands legit? Ehat level range would that be? Not sure when the new zone is out, but I'm hoping I would have outleveled it.
>>529780456new zone is supposed be like, 28-36 or something.
wetlands is late 20s? i assume with the full quest exp and the 2 custom zones there for allliance u could get some levels out of it even if mobs are green/gray
now we just need gargoth and skoll back
>>529777970Depends, on Kruul? absolutely
On anomalus and incantagos you want to be careful, if they get holy strike off consistently its like 30%, more with t3.5
>>529780830>anomalusthere's no reason NOT to be in melee range
>incantagosvery inconsistent melee dmg going out. you might get value, you might not. better to just spam fol from range
the best fight for melee holy is actually mephi. insane value. and you get to cuck all the braindead r1 chain heal spammers if you cycle your cds correctly
>shitposting stops
>check discord
>asalys offline
yeah makes sense
>>529781468I see them avoid it on anomalus, not sure if that increases the chance to get the bomb otherwise.
>>529778809Basically shut the fuck up
>>529780610Naah I'm almost 30 and ready to depart wtih Duskwood my beloved. If there are any fat quest new squirtle zones I'd be down.
When will FMC kill Kel'Thuzad?
>>529780830>Worgen bossHoly strike after every blood boil, holy strike Owls after Lunar Eclipse, holy strike small birds, melee healing will be about 35% of your overall.
>IncantagosStay out, the fight doesn't require much healing anyway, hand of freedom people who get targeted by ley seekers to remove debuff
>AnomolousHoly strike on CD, there's non stop AoE damage on all raid
>ChessHoly strike after shadow bolt volley, holy strike on chess piece being killed on P3.
>EchoStay out, FoL spam tank during healing reduction
>SanvHoly strike on CD after boss enrages
>KruulTake flask of titans like a MAN, stack with melee, take axe hits on the face with your +8k hp pool, holy strike after each strike when boss attacks your side
>MephHoly strike when vampiric aura starts, holy strike crawlers, holy strike shards
>RupturanStay out of melee, FoL spam.
lmao
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who plays this shit just give us av already
erm...
what the sindragosa?
>>529782713As soon as they manage to hold onto their players.
>>529782995Aoi, Sylma, Jib and Rainu came back!
>>529782713After Epoch dies 2 months from now.
going to WG for the music
>>529783117Only aoi signed up for naxx.
Are there any levelling challenges on Turtle that are actually fun?
I don't like hardcore because I am not into CBT.
how good is boomie in turtle ?
>>529783921Literally 360 noscopes niggas
What will be the go to racials for pvp? UD for WotF?
>>529776203>take any post vanilla mechanics or skill>put them into vanilla+>slightly change name and iconunmatched creativity, great vision
>>529784187say no more im logging in
>>529782828Cunnyglade uooooooh ToT
>>529785661anon it's been weeks i hope you're joking
>>529785661it cant be healthy
>>529786339>>529786495you get used to it and it's comfy and cute
>>529786625not a tranny
i can stand being in the same guild with trannies, at least they're still men and competent
but with a woman? fuck no i'm out niggas fuck fmc i will pug naxx this weekend
>>529789001word on the street is sylma came back to get rid of the femoid
nobody hates women more than fags
>>529789001that's so funny torzag
Why did epoch devs nerf IEA
>>529789001>afraid of a weaker beingPathetic
>got back into banilla
>playing turtle
>watching old asmon banilla vids
>playing wow and watching olympus drama
aaah, this is the shit man..
>>529790567shut up, you will regret those words when women ruin your life
>>529790586yeah i already quit idiot
Wait, FMC had trannies, gays, and women? No wonder I'm not popular and I get ignored all the time. I'm openly misogynostic, transphobic, homophobic, and racist.
>>529791191Then don't let them
>>529791394based you will have priority spot in our epochvdbvll guild
>>529791534Based but only if it's called <The Mission> or <Stay With Me>.
>>529791754Extremely reddit
>>529791394yes but they all want to be used and abused by your type
>>529792138Because if you're a no shoes and you're not femorc or male undead you're from reddit
>>529792005Not me. I hate redditor poltards wannabe. I want a good husband that's focused on our family and not on the things he hates. It makes him weak.
>>529792626Wrong
>>529792739Shut up gay reddit fag
>>529776846I'm gonna make human female priest and there is nothing you or elwynn wolves, redridge gnolls, westfall murlocks and duskwood worgen can do to stop me.
>>529793365I'll make a female human priest roo except it will be a warlock
>over 8k player peaks on turtle
how
>>529792739well i want to be an outlet for all his frustration and hate so i can make him feel better
i will play a shaman in epochie
Why cant they just make moonkin fucking good on epoch ffs tired of this shite
which client offers bots that go on dungeons with you? im playing classic with blizz as a warrior and Im afraid of being the tank because ive never done it before but I want to do scarlet monastery dungeons for loot and lore
>>529794465>playing classic on blizz as a new tankthat's what private servers are for, you learn how to tank without being kicked out of the dungeon by sweats
>>529793621e-POO-ch jeet brownoids larping as white men will soon find out that even the trannyserver is much better than the upcoming trainwreck of a server. Or maybe they wont because they are brown shiteaters.
>>529794465Sto0 being a hoeass nigga and just tank
Any of your got that image of a dwarf paladin hearthbubbling and saying "fuck you nigger" in /say?
>>529794465Man just learn on the spot, what are they gonna do? Kick the tank? LMAO
>>529794827whens the best time to form groups?
>>529793075>>529794091You will be a GOOD husband and you will LIKE it.
If the tank is bad I just heal him, works for any dungeon
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which fmc anons can i satisfy with my 8 inches member?
>>529795291I had a 2h tank that would rp walk away from the mobs hitting him towards one hitting the hunter before.
the solution was indeed just heal him more and stand close to him so he wouldn't rp walk to me if I got aggro.
>>529795908Hell yeah epoojeets!!
Another Kino test with <30 players, AWOOOOGA
>>529796162look for dwarves goblins and gnomes
>>529796162depends how thick
<Pochie Pals n Trans Gals>
>>529796162FMC anons gets plapped by tauren, orc and woggie on a daily basis
>>529796781I vote for this one
>>529796781This is the one
>>529796162probably asalys, elicia, nureinul, sock, aoiyuki, waffle, fish
there's probably more you will be fine with that little guy
the ones you should avoid are definitely sylma, felkiss, sunethil, seilie, eliora, telol, sheld
>>529797172why should i avoid sylma and felkiss?
I really hate being a human being. I was about to log on turtie but I need to shit. Now I have to waste 30 minutes shitting, then another 30 showering, then another 30 drying and puttinf fresh clothes on. An hour in a half that could have been spent grinding out one entire level.
>>529797301sexsexsex with nightelf women awoooga hnghhh
why seal twisting why why why
>>529797305you know exactly why don't play dumb
>>529797686I suppose you're a pinkadin main but don't want to seal twist?
>>529797869actually i'm a rogue main who wanted to try out paladin
>>529798129Damn so you're double faggot. Now's your chance to do better and play warrior or warlock.
>>529797752i'm playing dumb
>>529798284I'll never play the brownoid class
>>529798284Somebody who can't seal twist would get absolutely fucked by HS cancelling.
so what's the situation with sylma now that skoll isn't here?
In real life? I could beat up the entirety of FMC with no issues. You could jump me all together and I'd still win.
>>529799389aoiyuki can shapeshift into a wolf so it will be fine
>>529799621I could take you.
>>529799389He'll come back for jumpskoll.
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>>529799704You could take dis dih
>>529799085it's TBC, also, HS cancelling is homosexual
>>529799621You won't do shit lil bro.
>>529800164Except beat the brakes off your little ass
>>529799621Jokes on you lilguy I have 10-15 cats. You don't stand a chance.
>>529799621remember to take out the trannies last as each time one or them goes down the chaser chuds gain a stacking enrage buff
>>529799389Property of Jib
Does epoch have more cooking recipes? I want to go fishing and make fish pies at a comfy dwarven inn.
>>529800609Littlest of bros I have 5 cats myself and two of them are so jacked they can take your entire squad on their own.
>>529800893That will naturally happen because trannies wont even jump in. The simps and autists will try to be heroes and go first. Then after I KO a few of them, the rest will be scared and I'll essentially have like 40 1v1s. Easy pickings.
>>529797387that’s so funny
>>529801459They (allegedly) revamped all the secondary professions, adding new recipes and plenty of quests, dumb frogposter.
>>529800063HS cancelling worked on Blizzard servers until cata when they reworked the spell entirely.
It's also implemented on Epoch, see https://github.com/Project-Epoch/TrinityCore/blob/epoch-core/src/server/game/Entities/Unit/Unit.cpp#L12928
It's more important than in classic because you won't have wbuffs in raids and are always short on rage because of normalization.
>>529801598lilpup, one of my cats is floopa...
>>529801598t. never formed a fist with his hand in his entire life, let alone threw a punch towards someone
>>529799621it doesnt matter how tough you are, youre not overpowering 5+ grown men even if they are wearing dresses
>>529801924I have before and i will again
Why is this manlet torzag trying to flex on a Numerian text decryption facility board?
You ain't shit nigglet, even a woman could beat your stupid ass.
>>529801660Thanks fren, sounds comfy
>>529801979imagining 1v5 anime battle scenes in your head does not count as combat experience
Does epoch have retarded frontstab?
>>529802310frontstab is kino and not retarded though
>>529802310nobody was able to frontstab on epoch yet but it may change on launch when there are more people and server gets higher load
>>529802158I hope they didn't drop the ball with that, I always like to level secondary profs but I hope it would be more valuable here.
>>529799389momma sylma is now a lonely MILF
>>529724532Gonna start a shadowy cult guild soon. I really hope that it works out. I'm always worried that playing villainous characters will attract a bunch of assholes who just want an excuse to grief people.
I'm a pretty awful guild master, too. But I want to try.
>>529801459>fish piesrevolting
just dl twow client and it feels like shit to play do i need to download vanilla wow fix addon aswell ?
>>529803823you need to wait for the UE port
see you in 2027
>>529804096UE is even jankier than 1.12, though
>>529803756I'm sorry about your homosexuality, anon. I hope you get better soon!
>>529804096right guess im uninstalling until epoch comes
>>529803823vanilla fixed and superwow are a must have
>>529801754Lil git my cat ruffy will eat him alive...
>>529801921I'm a slavmonkey that has done competitive fighting sports ages 14-19 and grew up on the streets of slavland. I will literally murder you.
>>529801924After the first KO all of you will scatter like psychic scream.
>>529804393>vomit covered by a layer of mashed potatoesI stand my case
>>529805619>>529805780Fuck. Mop classic hot delayed I guess I'll find something to play besides wow then. Cheers.
Is it too late to start on turtle wow? Do people still run low level dungeons?
>>529806830Coolio I think I will probably not bother then. Thanks
>>529805531Anon, you can't keep doing this to yourself. You'll never be normal if you keep sucking dicks.
>>529806538Now's a great time to start. The server still has 23 days to live.
>>529807257What happens in 23 days? Mop classic?
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!!! TRADE OFFER !!!
>You get
To pay for my skills, bags, mount(s), epic BoE's, consumes and enough Epoch coins to buy out the entire store
>I get
To ignore you whenever I don't feel like it, make you crawl through Stormwind naked on a leash, have you raped by a pack of jumping feral wolves, force you to wear a dress, lock you up in chastity, force you to heal my dungeons
I will be playing a female human huntress, and you'll be my literal pet
>>529808171ugh if only you were a male orc or tauren...
>>529808171Prime example of someone I'd beat within inches of their life
>>529808171Needs correction
>>529796781unironically kino and im not saying this so that more trannies join for me to fuck. man, im already halfmast just thinking about it
Huntard or SL/SL lock ? I just want to braindead pvp and decent pve performance.
>>529809570Huntard.
Lock always sounds nice on paper but in actual PvP yes, you are unkilleable but you also have no burst so you can't actually kill anything yourself either. Huntard in PvE you might have to kite some mobs around but at least you don't have to summon 37 other niggers AND give them healthstones AND give out your soulstone + apply your assigned curse
>>529809570Hunter most fun in PvP kill anyone for free at any time only job is easy kiting like you play super mario and press tranq shot.
Lock is lmao XD summon me, lol XD hearthstone me, lol XD soulstone me, lol XD suck my dick fucking slave class and your master is nigger always too lazy to help you get soul shard fucking scum
>>529810117Warlock has insane burst on Turtle though
>>529802310>>529802935I had 20ms latency and i tried hard to get fronstab working on the betas, it was basicaly impossible. Doubt server load will do anything to improve the situation desu
Turtlesisters i'm afraid epoch will eat our lunch :(
>>529811386Lmao Epoch will fail because they fucked casters over real hard.
slippers
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Hold on Gretchen!
We'll stave off deaths cold embrace with these slippers.
>>529811784>zogbots in chatgrim
>>529811784i know that holy pala sr'ing a shield in black morass
>>529811181have you tried stepping inside mob hitbox, wait till it moves out, move back and stabbing? I was able to do that on troontle
Bros, imagine this!
Wouldn't it be cool if some project made a realm where all raids are permanently disabled?
Everyone's gear comes only from crafting, dungeons, PVP, and reputation vendors.
Of course, certain balance adjustments would probably need to be made.
Turtle and Epoch would be good candidates for making such a realm, since they have custom additional stuff to fill in the gaps of actual non-raid Vanilla.
If some other project would do it, they would need to make some of their own custom changes of course for optimal experience.
What do you bros think?
Many of us have been raidlogging for years on all our characters as endgame, a realm like this would be refreshing and interesting to play on at least for some time.
Even if the argument is "it will probably die bro", I still think that's no reason to just not make one.
>>529814020but what would you actually do on cap if not raid
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>>529814146Professions, questing, PVP, dungeons.
These need to be adjusted to actually provide enough stuff to do in a healthy way.
If you don't start playing the War Within or Moppie Classic right now I will personally DMCA Project Cuckoch into oblivion
Last warning
We have a mountmogcheevo event going on right now, 5 percent more chance to get your droppies from your weekly old raid runs!! Better install right away, you don't wanna miss out do you anon???
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Ya'll still here instead of MoP Classic?
>>529814020I always hated that WoW's endgame is raiding.
Should've embraced PvP, imagine instead of just Horde v Alliance they added Races vs Races, like Undead vs Dwarfs or some whacky shit.
>>529814390I actually got distracted and died on squirtle while reading this bitchass post
>>529814724/wpsg/ and pearl defeated MoP already
>>529814390>>529814724Sorry, just not gonna play the pandaslop!
>>529814724Despite MoP being the only expansion I got rank 1 (fury warrior), I will NOT play this dogshit ching chong furfaggot expansion again.
>>529814390pay for the game for me and i will >//<
Rogue and Hunter buffs when?
Hybrid class outdpsing pure dps class is fucking bullshit
Warlock, Mage, Hunter and Rogue should be the only classes you should see on top of the meters.
Not fucking warriors and paladins
>>529814724No! (We) defeated all the evils of Pandaria a year ago!
Spirit Tap
>Gives you a 20% chance to gain a 100% bonus to your Spirit after killing a target that yields experience.
>For the duration, your Mana will regenerate at a 50% rate while casting. Lasts 15 sec.
So the 15 sec duration is started by a proc on me getting a kill, it's not some button I press? I thought this would give me an ability I could always use to activate the mana regen, and it was the spirit bonus which required a kill. I guess for healers spirit tap is mostly a solo ability then?
>>529811556Deserved, ranged are all some level of braindead
Almost always when a mechanic gets fucked up it's some caster who, even having the easiest job, can't register anything more than standing in place
>>529815513welcome to the druid, warrior, paladin main dev team :)
>>529812970I know who you're and what you're doing.
>>529815098doesn't count
>>529815106doesn't count
>>529815150doesn't count
>>529815565doesn't count
>>529814724I don't spend money on videogames
>>529815895u should definitely be there doing the same thing then
Just to remind everyone, the official name of the Epoch /vg/ guild will be <Pochie Pals n Trans Gals>
How many sleepies until poochie?
>>529812198zavali eb@lo dnar'
>>529816367it's <Pearl and Pals>
Epoch will either be <The Mission> or <Stay With Me> or I'm not playing.
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>this is what out target audience - people still playing 20-year-old games without even affording to pay for them - wants
>>529816259Stop following me to other boards.
>>529817156Will this be on a fresh server?
>>529817103what about <NAME UNDECIDED>
and the mission sounds better than stay with me
I will only join <Chucks>
>>529817237im stalking u on other threads now oooooh spooky anon
I will only join <Pearl's Need and Greed>
>>529816697ook ook ook
speak english tard
>>529815585activates on killing blow. runners are great for it, most dpsfags don't bother with them so you get an opportunity to wand them and get your mana
anons where right turtle feels like shit i hate 1.12 client its disgusting imagine making a pserver on shit ass client when 3.3.5 is a thing fucking retards
>>529815513>warlock, mage, hunterbraindead caster classes, they pay the ez tax
>roguemost braindead of the melee, pay the ez tax
>not fucking warriors and paladins >:(IDK if anon was talking Turtle, is seal twisting still a thing there? Then that's your reason, otherwise yeah dumb
>>529815860Based, hope these crying dpscucks are ready for me to ruin their dungeon runs with 100% blessing uptime, offheals, overaggro/pat interceptions, imp crusader judgement and sanctity aura.
>>529818508To add, melee-weaving hunters should be top DPS since it's the most demanding rotation
But pure ranged hunter is braindead like casters
>>529817417No. Those two or I'm not playing. Sorry anon.
>>529818237bitch mad
lol kek cheburek :^)
>>529814390wasn't this guy a CIA asset?
i jerked and nutted six times to my favorite fmc anon today
my cock doesn't even get hard now...
>>529814390>Play Retail or Retail MinusActually though with MoP compared with the first three expansions
>>529815585>I guess for healers spirit tap is mostly a solo ability then?It's not, it (plus Fade) is what makes Priests the single best dungeon healers of vanilla.
Holy especially, once you pick up Holy Nova you can snipe any low level mob with your AoE and guaranteed never go OOM. It's the single strongest mana regen talent in the entire game if utilized properly.
When leveling a priest you only really need two talents which are Wand Spec and Spirit Tap, the rest doesn't even matter that much.
>>529819298you should thank them publicly here anon
they deserve to know someone likes them that much
>>529819985thank you elaynna
>>529819985for me it's guts tight bussy
>>529819985thank you aoiyuki
>>529820065You're welcome <3
>Turtle's only progresssion will be custom aka shit content
>No TBC ever
>No WoTLK ever
why do people keep playing after 60?
>>529819985thank you specifically sylma's asshole
how can i get in a guild with female raid lead ? i played on classic anniversary servers with a female raid lead and it was sexy af had to pump a few out mid raid
>>529820646I refuse to believe this is real and not you just being bored and joking around
>>529820646Ill make a guild on Epoch and RL, I'm a massive bitch althoughbeithowever.
I'm enforcing the rule that every single time you retards die or wipe you have to take a shot.
>>529817156Tell me one bad thing about the unreal engine turtle wow.
>hard mode: no "muh viruses" larping
I only like to play with guys pretending to be women, not actual women.
Men are fun to hang out with, and also to larp and goon with.
Actual women we have to put up with irl due to being unlucky and not being born gay.
>>529821517It looks abysmal and serves zero purpose. WoW was never carried by it's amazing graphics, it's the timeless artstyle and level design created by developers who went out for hikes themselves.
Throwing a new bucket of paint on it doesn't change anything under the hood, all they'll be doing is digging their own grave with a plethora of new bugs come release. It took months for the to unfuck the CC2 class changes (simple scripts and table edits btw), the Turtle devs are incompetent enough to royally fuck up an entire graphic overhaul.
>>529821517It won't run on the potatos of destitute third worlders, so the server will instantly lose 96% population.
>>529820646play other mmos unironically
>>529822278ya guild wars 2 has a lot of female raid leads with cute voices
>>529821450Enforce this dick in your throat bitchass nigga
>>529821517What's the point? Who refuses to play or quits classic wow because of how it looks? Additionally I highly have my doubts it'll ever come out, by default UEs player limit is generally how many people you can cram in a fortnite lobby, and anything more takes the combined expertise of teams of hundreds.
>>529822278>>529822649I played XIV for a while and my raid team was 5 biofems and 2 troons + me
>>529821517I can't run ue5
>Turtle brings out UE version on Epoch launch day
>Epoch gets less than 200 players
>less than 15 after a week
>Crusader Storm 2.0
>Cringetotes commits suicide by hanging himself from a forklift truck (in Forklift Truck Managier Zwei Tausend Fünfundzwanzig)
>Shenna gets to take an extra long vacation to Moldova
Get fucked Cuckpoch shills I will NEVER play on your DOA German Autism Simulator!!! KILL. YOUR. SELF!!!!!!!!
NEVER CHEAT
NEVER LIE
TURTLE WOW UNTIL I DIE
>>529823294how did it smell during the irl meetup?
>>529822649That's interesting. How did you find out about this?
>>529823464no idea I didn't stick around very long they were talking about too much disgusting shit on voice anytime we did content
>>529823450>>Turtle brings out UE version
I hate women and love men!
>>529823450Based
FUCK THE POCH
You're fake FMC if you leave. Sylma and Felkiss and Jib are all staying on Turtle.
>>529824232sylma WILL leave for epoch and befriend gaytotes and push for personal changes just like CS
>>529822123>>529822746The point is not necessarily the looks. Turtle is including a "legacy mode" in the ue5 build, where the game will look like it did before.
The main reason why they are doing this is because it allows them to be more in control of the development process, and it removes all limitations imposed by the blizzard game clients.
Ue5 will also run much better than the current game on modern PCs.
As far as the looks do go, some will like the "modern mode", others won't.
I think it has potential to be honest.
It is not some massive redesign of the world's aesthetics. More modern versions of WoW also include some graphic adjustments, and it does look better than stock 1.12 game client.
Over all, I am happy that the private server community is getting some new and interesting stuff.
I am not just a Turtle player, I have been enjoying private servers for more than a decade.
Even when I was playing retail, I still dabbled in private servers just for fun.
Even if Turtle ue5 is just an experiment, and it doesn't turn out good, I believe it will still be good for private servers in general.
>>529823450Tick tock, turtxister
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>>529823450I have a hard time believing there's a single person in the world that is actually excited about the TWOW UE5 update.
>>529821517I just did, you replied to it
>>529823870ive been playing and guild hopping gw2 for like 8 years
i'll just to get to 60 and do some raids before UEslop comes out I guess, then find some TBC server and go from there
>>529823396according to the devs ue5 should still run on a potato pc
>>529826412as linux autist its very exciting because the original vanilla client is obviously a windows application, and a very old one at that
thats why some vanilla servers like epoch will be using the 3.x client instead of the 1.12 client
unreal client opens up a lot of possibilities to make a native linux/bsd/macos/whatever build
and it will have a native android build
Where are Asalys and Elicia when I need them?
>>529827138According to the turtle devs the UE client will do your taxes and give you a blowjob, but I'll believe it when I actually play it.
>>529819985thank you skollson
>>529823450Anyone who actually thinks UE is anywhere close to ready is pants on head retarded
>>529823450BASED AND TRVTHNVKEPILLED!!!
FMC 4.0’S THOUSAND YEAR REIGN AND NAXX CLEAR BEGINS SOON
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>>529828341>world's greatest pajeets working for triple A devs can't make UE work for 5 man co-op multiplayer>somehow the guys who can't even add a barbershop to banilla are going to make a full MMO with itShenna's cultist are beyond retarded.
>>529828671none of those topics are key
>>529821517UE is frankly retarded for an MMORPG just as CryEngine was retarded for Star Citizen.
Your brain doesn't fucking work if you are unable to realize within 10 seconds why UE is not a good idea for WoW.
>>529821450This is a man in 2025
>>529828731>The first stress test will only be available to accounts that already exist while the second stress test will be available to the whole community.Wow! Super useful stress test!
>>529829754hurr durr it's not good
>Game's main appeal are the timeless visuals and atmosphere
>Let's change those, particularly for our nostalgia-focused audience
This is about as mindboggling as Ascension's "what if WoW but le random abilities xDDDD"
>m-muh optional
you're still wasting dev time on garbage
>>529831562The visuals aren't the reasons they are using unreal engine
Do NOT download SuperWoW.dll
>>529831754Is this just a meme or is it actually bad?
>>529826530I've been playing for 13 years and used to lead one of the most successful guilds in the game, but passed in the reigns as I got older. Used to raid lead too, but now I'm retired in WvW. It's comfy.
>>529831754>tanking but healthbars don't change color based on who the mobs are aggroingyeah I don't think so
Do NOT download SuperWoW.dll.lostboy.exe
>they downloaded superwow.dll
Do NOT download Undercity.wad
a haunted copy of worlo where the wolves jump...
>>529831562lukewarm iq detected
>>529833193arguments not detected
>>529833675theyre shipping a switchable graphics thing if you want the old graphics
but its not like theyre doing hd models or anything its mostly gonna be fucking lighting they didn't hex edit in the game client files
the development of turtle's client is kind of fascinating as they legit have no tools to modify the client, they're manually editing everything by hand
>>529832256this i downloaded it and it bricked my entire computer couldnt even reinstall windows from a boot drive had to replace entire cpu
>>529777394>I guess it is great for the 3 guys that goon to seal/totem twisting tho.Can you sealtwist command into blood?
>>529835050No, only their pre-approved "twistable" seals. FFS the dev is German, you weren't expecting fun, right?
I will be playing a high testosterone female orc warrior on epoch.
I will be playing a vulnerbale shy female gnome prot warrior with pigtails on epoch.
i will be playing a night elf mohawk in epoch
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panda players, when do I start using this for easy epics?
>>529835637there's no such thing as a night elf mohawk
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>Look through youtube for spec gameplay videos
What the fuck is wrong with this dudes lips?
>>529835862I know who you are.
>>529835862That's not me.
>>529835720Just inflate you ilvl. Why do you think everybody is ninjaing everything?
why hasn't twow cleaned up tooltips?
people have had 2 decades with the game, twow specifically tweaked abitlies and talents, and yet you still have:
>Debuff abilities that don't list their duration (e.g. Demoralizing Shout)
>Rank 2 abilities that simply say "more effective than Rank 1" (e.g. Fade)
>Abilities that say, I kid you not, "a small amount of damage" instead of listing how much damage they do (e.g. Pummel)
they list goes on, it's embarrassing AND cringe
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>>529836469not a single enchant tho
but is there like a very pug-friendly raid that everyone does? I've never played mop
Wait, are they actually leaving boss spell immunities on Epoch?
>>529836698Dud is raid finder, like dungeon finder people don't even talk. For the flex you might need to check Discord and whatnot.
healer grinding WC for the wand and Mutanus' head piece.
>>529836782Yes, they even added some shitty new spells to help shamans with that (other classes aren't favored by the devs, so suck it).
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>>529836928fair enough, thanks
Female Orc Warrior on Pochie.
>>529837064So warlocks are perma shadow destro in MC/BWL or affliction. Mages are stuck playing frost for the umpteenth or one button arcane? Sounds like a very fun server.
epochsisters... you do all have accounts right??
>Berserking doesn't require Berserker Stance
nice game
>>529835802For some reason, theres always a guy who reacts to these videos too.
>>529837737Have you seen the destro talent tree? Warlocks will be demo/ruin and maybe one affli/ruin for raid debuffs.
>>529835760maybe mr t is handy with computers and created a mohawk class
how about that mr condescending director
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>>529838050Yeah, ElfSlave P1aPS3XzErs
>>529697956mythic+ exists but ascension didn't pull the retard card as blizzard, and unlike blizzard you can target the item you want and upgrade it to the max level you are with the points you got from completing Mythic dungeons.
so in this case you can get dungeon gear on par with ascended difficulty gear in swp
Also the wrath alpha was abandoned for the time being, everyone is all hands on deck for CoA and 2 gm's on bronzebeard, and they are working on their own expansion aka sargeras embrace
>>529703531The server should had never used TBC in first place, it is always Dead on Arrival.
>>529841063This desu, 1.12 was perfect with class design.
>>529841063Indeed, it should be WotLK with nerfed paladins, not TBC with buffed pinkies.
Now, seriously, what's up with custom pserver devs and buffing pinkies?
>Some anon is convinced Pearl is playing a Priest named Tikoh because the name is similar to his Discord name. They are not the same person.
That anon was right.
>>529841547>paladins>buffedSeal Twisting itself is huge nerf
The schizos are always right.
>>529843046>using seal twisting instead of seal twisting is a huge nerf
>>529842048No they weren't dummy
Schizos > Trannies > Women > Men
Never forget this rule
It will save your life
>>529844076>Schizos > Trannies > Women > MenThe fuck is that, your stages of grief? Glad you finally accepted that you're a man, bro.
>>529844712>he is not schizo enough to understandI pity you
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>>529839196Oh I'm fully expecting affliction to be DoA. I'm sure none of the dots will have crit scaling so you're just back to spamming shadowbolt and sneed of corruption on AoE packs. Calling it Classic+ and leaving warlocks with their TBC rotation is fucking hilariously bad game design.
>>529845640No way bros, I was excited foe warlock and affliction specifically.
>>529845965I was excited to actually play destro fire since it looks like they added crit scaling to rain of fire but then I realized it's DoA too since it they're launching MC/Ony with fire immune bosses.
>>529845640>Oh I'm fully expecting affliction to be DoAIt is, only demo/ruin might do decent DPS, with might be bad compared to the buffed melee DPS that rets/enha/ferals are going to pull.
>forget to use my health potion as the tank
>healer gifts me 5 big ones
all part of the plan
>>529847234>"forget" to use my armor potion as the tank>three bosswipes, 15 minutes wasted on corpsewalks and rebuffingall part of the plan
>>529815705And it will deserved when ePOOch dies after three weeks at best.
I will not be playing on epoch
>>529847921it was ragefire chasm anon, relax
When Revenge lights up, how long do I have to use it?
>>529848872Me too, I will be too busy plapping my balls.
Going to be gay and play undead paladin on Epoch launch but I'm not sure of Alliance class to play
Probably go with the old reliable dwarf hunter
I will be playing on epoch
bros sylma's epoch guide is going to be so hype
Epoch is not on UE5, so I guess I'll play that...
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>>529845640i like that i can finally be an alliance lock and not be a fucking gnome. human and then swap racials with gnome or undead. not much seems to have changed for raiding but world pve and pvp seems interesting.
>>529849671>Class has multiple life-or-death multi-minuet cooldownsHow do people play this shit? It's like playing Hardcore Path of Exile. You're supposed to stay on your toes constantly, even after hours of nothing remotely dangerous happening.
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>>529849842Be warned. Epoch uses Godot for some of the back end stuff.
>>529849973>one side simply won't ever get to kill any world bossesyeah sounds great
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>>529850025>Paladin>Stay on your toes
I hope Warhorn will be there. On that server, that shining light; Epoch.
>human/undead hunter on epoch
>no gnome hunter
Why?
>Every other class gets hit by the aoe cap
>Paladins are unaffected
Really makes you think
>>529850179i meant for lock choice of build while 5 farming/5 manning/pvping.
>>529850432Why would you ever care about gnomes when there are much more interesting options like Orc Druid or Spriest
>>529850432get fucked jib you fucking idiot no one likes midgets
Why yes I will be playing an undead paladin, reading all the quest text both old/new, leveling as prot and will go to Silverpine in stead of Barrens
How could you tell?
>>529849973Yeah, playing a human then rerolling for orc or troll racials is going to be amazing.
She's online in Discord right now. How do I ask her if she wants to log in and do a dungeon with me?
>>529850991By sending a picture of yourself in chastity you fucking pussy
>>529850864incredibly based
have fun anon
>DURR WHY PRIVATE SERVER BUFF PALADINS?
Because Vanilla paladins were and are dog shit. They literally just press 1 single healing button on the tank and maybe hit someone hard in a BG after being crit a bunch
That's it. That's all they do because the entire class was sabotaged by some retard dev a month before the game launched. God forbid a class other than a fucking brownie gets to tank. Oh wait they took all the dps spots to. Paladins aren't allowed to dps or tank because "hybrid tax" but warriors are allowed to be the best DPS and tanks in the game. HMMMMMMM.
>>529851347>were and are dog shitJust like 3/4 of the specs. So why only pinkies, retardo?
>>529850991what she are you talking about?
>>529851146I don't think that is something guildmates normally send to one another.
>>529851489Someone has never been in a "word's first" guild.
>>529850991Just ask her out idiot, the worst she can say is no
>>529850909troll racials for lock will probably be nuts for sbolt spam in raids but i don't really care much for raiding these days, even if the content is reworked. gonna enjoy a fresh server leveling experience and pvp a bit before that probably dies.
>>529851656no i mean it depends who it is because aoi, sylma, ali, felkiss for instance have different tastes and preferences
>>529851347Warriors aren't hybrids, there's no pure tank class and they are the only potential tank to not be able to heal as well this argument is disingenuous.
>there will still be people playing human despite being able to have any racial in the game
Explain this mental illness
>>529851819>Warriors aren't hybridsSo, who's the best tank in banilla? And who's the best DPS in banilla?
>>529851765out of all these only one is a she, aoi and that bitch is way too insane you are better off being gay
go chase felkiss or sylma you will be happier
>>529851892Women always self-insert as the most boring and plain characters.
>>529851347It's partially because of that one dev that was seething over EQ paladins but it was also good old Blizzard incompetence
They thought a class that could wear plate, shield and could heal would be to strong as a tank but didn't factor in a paladins not going to be able to heal himself while tanking and the sheer mana they blow through just to do basic shit
We're honestly past the hybrid tax thing and 20 years later if you're gonna do a fixed vanilla, paladins will have to be addressed.
>>529852131biologically speaking they are all male of course
but they are all fembrained and adopt the female psyche
>>529852263no retard, i am telling you aoi is a biocunt and her brain is wired like one of these beasts
the other three are still male brained and you will have a better time with the bros
im fembrained for woggies
>>529850864Don't forget to disable automatic quest text
>>529851892well the example was for alliance warlocks. and gnomes are gay but humans offered nothing as a benefit.
>>529852414oh i see you are aoi doing this whole bit again, no you're not female
stop trying to make yourself special
I play a hybrid class because I am a male-female hybrid
>tfw only play male characters on Vanilla servers
Only female NE vanilla model is serviceable. I like female dwarves but they lack the curly hair option from retail
>>529850517Mages have flamestrike, hunters have explosive trap.
i only play healers because i want to heal all the hurt in the world
>>529852523go back to being a coombrained retard
take my warning or not doesn't matter to me, you will be miserable if you chase her
and btw she is special more than you, unfortunately she has a womb and you don't
>>529797686I hate fags like you who can't grasp what is one of the few interesting and novel rotations across WoW
All the alternatives you twats propose are always laughable too
Listen. I don't know much about her but I do know that Aoi seems to be the kind of anon who encourages others to be better. Just take what she said in raid the other day. You can tell immediately the next pull after that anons sat up in their chairs and locked in. I'm just saying if you're going to chase after someone then don't. Because when you cringe lords get obsessed with female anons like Aoiyuki it leads to them leaving and that's not something we need right now in FMC haha. Just relax.
-Sylma
>>529852883Shut up nigger!
-The Real Sylma
bros/trannybros...
i feel so tired from life i have no motivation to try epoch. how do i fix this within 3 weeks? i went really hard on turtle for like 4 months and burnt out a little, but i could do it again if i could motivate myself. how to make it feel like November 23, 2004 again when i got the midnight release of the World of Warcraft?
>>529853049Ask your mom to make you Tostitos Pizza Rolls
>>529852883>sylma ever calling other anons cringe lordsyou will never be sylma aoiyuki
>>529853158hrmm, that could help. i only eat healthy food cooked by yours truly, which i am pretty sick of.
What's the /Wpsg/ cytube channel link?
>>529852814retail rotations are funner
>>529853158it's totinos isn't it?
tostitos are the chips right?
>>529853992mom's basement pro, i think you are correct.
I'm the Sylma detector that post is 37% Sylma
>>529853992You're right, I've never had them myself personally
>>529854114but if it isn't 100% sylma then it isn't sylma
half of you secondary retards don't know sylma enough to tell if that was a sylma post or not
so stop pretending
>>529854613>secondaryare you implying that sylma is a franchise or hobby?
>>529854613I'm well researched in all things Sylma. Sure I may not be amongst her close group of friends but I feel she's impacted my life enough that I should be allowed to entertain the though of being able to tell what is or isn't a Sylmapost by now haha.
Will ele shammies do good dps on pochie?
>>529852963This post is sadly only 7% Sylma
>>529855020You're off by 93% dummy
>>529855196sylma prefers actual dogs not dog people you secondary
Okay I may not be the Sylma detector
>>529855349becuase you are sylma
>>529851974I noticed you didn't answer who the pure tank class was or refute that they are the only tank class that also can't heal. I wonder why that is.
Stop bullying Sylma! She’s done nothing wrong!
>50% of the game is about exploring the world and experiencing the lore, divided 25-25 between horde and alliance
>the other 50% is group content, divided 16/16/16 between dps, tank, or healer roles
Some people have been playing e.g. human tank all their lives, experiencing only 41% of the game.
>w-what about muh PVP
fuck off
Well let's look at it this way. Sylma came back so now Epoch is DoA. The end. How's that about doing nothing wrong. Hmph.
>>529857253sylma is playing on epoch thoughbeit
>>529857253I'M TAKING SYLMA WITH ME TO EPOCH
I'LL SAVE TURTLE FOR YOU!
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isn't this the nigger that was stuck in bwl for like 6 hours
>playing turdle
>queue dungeon group finder as heal/dps
>pops after 10 hours
>Razorfen Kraul
>hordies are there
>pinkfag duo tank and healer are in SW
>they don't take the tram to IF which is faster than flying
>they miss like 50 boats at Menethil
>been waiting like 40 minutes for their dirty asses
>when they gey to the barrens THEY FUCKING RP WALK UP THE ROAD NORTH
>insteqd of just walking south on the grass and towards the dungeon
>I tell them the dungeon is down here
>pinknigger kicks me because for some reason on this tranny server tanks are always leaders and there's no vote to kick
>my time is wasted and the bitchnigga GM does nothing
>queue pops after 80 hours
>dumbfuck warlock has no shards to summon and can't get any because he queues Gnomergan at lvl 36
>dumbfuck rogue leaves because he can't move his dirty ass there
>dumbfuck pinknigger again can't queue us up for a replacement
I'm literally never giving money to this reddit nigger server and as a matter of fact I might just quit and shill the fuck out of Pochie so turdle tranny fucking dies. Stupid fucks can sell bop bags for a billion dollars but can't stop giving autistic pinktrannies power tripping rights in dungeons. What a retarded fucking system, these monkeys don't play the game clearly.
turdlets am i missing something? this steel plate set seems really fucking good?
>>529857831epoch also will not have dungeon finder and teleport to dungeon so you'll be in the same situation
>>529857964No I wont fucking retard, did you even read my post? Plus on Epoch there will be a million people in front of each dungeon ready to go.
>>529858153lol i'm also gonna play on epoch but don't be retarded. the playerbase will be the same.
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Best class to experience this on Epoch when entering Duskwood?
>>529858225Ok stupid fuck, at least I'll be on time and there will be a billion groups. Also, retardes apes wont automatically get party leader to play admin. RP FUCKING WALKING UP THE ROAD INSTEAD OF JUST WALKING DOWN TO THE FUCKING DUNGEON. OPEN THE BARRENS MAP RIGHT NOW AND LOOK AT THE ROAD FROM DUSTWALLOW. YOU DON'T NEED TO FOLLOW THE ROAD LIKE SOME NPC FAGGOT, JUST MOVE TOWARDS 19:00 O'CLOCK. GOD. FUCK.
>>529858153holy delusion
private server community needs far, far fewer servers, not more
>>529828731why isn't nobody here excited for epoch? it's true open-source private server
>>529858596very funny yarrick
>>529858225>playerbase will be the samehow's the math for that one? Is everyone gonna stop playing turtle? Are more people magically start pirating a 20 year old MMO just because a new autistic project is out of somebody's basement?
>>529858626You are a braindead ape.
>>529858737>le epix namedropKys pinknigger.
>>529858596you really cannot predict how players will behave. you might run into some more rpfags. you might not.
there may not be people for gnomer, horde may queue without the teleporter access. keep your expectations low anon.
>>529858810everyone wants to try the new thing, turtle player content is out because no one except 20 guilds are trying to clear kara40. new leveling zone for alliance isn't out yet.
the overlap for vanilla+ will be huge, it won't last long and turtle enjoyers will return to turtle for the elves and t3 geared mains but the beginning of epoch will see a lot of turtle players too.
do you think WoW private server players are just not playing anything at all, patiently waiting for epoch? no. they're on turtle right now.
>>529858596this type of anger will drive people away
sylma's love will foster a new and comfy playerbase and bring about the trve golden age of /wpsg/
>>529680478NGL this alone kinda reinvigorated my want to play this server, the warmode shit though still annoys me
What the fuck, why is there a new area in sm gy?
>>529858975I don't need to presict anything you single digit IW mongoloid. I need a server that wint enable retards to fuck me over for no reason at all, which turtletranny is.
>>529858996Shut up autiatic mentally ill no life no jaw no bitchea fat fucking faggot bitch.
>>529859402you will be suffocated with kindness
least autistic pally/sp player
>>529859181it's just stat bloat. not actual difficulty. just more grindy
>>529859507You will be suffocated with my hands. God I fucking hate you autistic turdle shills.
>>529859545also, im trans
>>529859626i'm a sylma shill bringing the light of sylma to pochie with her
>>529859626drink some water yarrick
>>529859545I dont care, i want the game to be harder and filter out scrubs and retards that smack their head against the keyboard to get gear
>>529859784are you a neet
Sylma and aoyuki stop double responding to my posts you degenerate trannies with your embarrassing gay erp.
>>529855528>you are sylmasylma is some 40+ y/o gay male who likes doing drugs and hanging out with trannies and some stuff about getting fucked by dogs. correct?
>t. not in FMC
>>529859849>are you a neet
>>529859849>I NEED MUH GAMES TO WRAP AROUND MUH BUSY WORK SCHEDULElool, what a good and happy cuck you are.
>>529860317>>529860047i see i upset the leeches
>>529859181>the warmode shit though still annoys meyou mean you want it to be a pvp server? this would be fun on launch but not a sustainable system beyond the initial race to 60. warmode is good and can be optimized. but adults don't want to be griefed by basement people while they are trying to play the game.
so warmode is the best of all worlds, after like the first 30-60 days.
>>529860381if you hate neets, you hate the white race. so which is it?
Holy fucking shit I'm so mad and I hste people so much. I'm never an asshole in game and I always help people and just want to do a fucking dungeon so everyone can get their gear and have fun. Of course these low life irl bully victim redditor types will fuck me over any chance they get with their thirst for power in conrol in any virtual setting, because they're complete beta cuck losers in reality. God I hate humanity so much I hope it gets erradicated instantly. I'm so tired of soulless normalniggers.
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Do you think we'll be able to use this on Epoch?
https://www.curseforge.com/wow/addons/console-port
>>529860505Preach, brother.
>>529860532No dumbfuck retard. We will not.
>>529860505Go play retail faggot, and get the fuck off private servers
>>529860753Go play with bridges and jumping you stupid nigger redditor.
>>529860876You are the one having a melty cause people like challenge, you are a pathetic waste of oxygen.
>>529861286You're replying to the wrong person and you're also reddit spacing you dumb fuck newnigger.
>>529860505Did you get kicked from something for being bad at the game?
>>529857084sounds like you're saying i should try tanking again. warriors are going to be really good in pvp on epoch, correct?
>>529861806ok, so what did the redditors do to hurt your feelings this much?
>>529862072Scroll up and read thr post cunt. I'm going to bed. Good night stupid faggot.
>>529862159>TFW you weren't beaten enough as a kid and you talk shit on 4chanUnironically anon, next time you at the hardware store go ahead and buy a lawn chair and 3 foot of rope.
>>529843238the best thing wrath did was getting rid of seal twisting and giving paladins buttons to press and more damage tat kept the class still on a good edge with others
Unlike Brownies, on which rogue chads danced on top of them
>>529862305Get cancer retarded ESL nigger.
>>529862383Your father shoulda jizzed in a napkin
>>529858003yes a faggot tranny it is what you are
>>529865573so how brittle are your wrists
>>529865764i could snap your neck with two of my fingers
sit down and be humble
i am going to skinwalk warhorn and trick sylma on pochie
>>529865849>my neck could snap after i put two loops in the nooseftfy
>>529866158so you are going to ack yourself faggot tranny, good to know
ok, so I guess DPSbros were the big brains after all.
I just made a Warlock. When I tell my imp to attack (whether it's by macro, pet bar, or keybind), he simply runs closer to my target, stands at about 10 yds from it, and does nothing. wtf is going on? he does this regardless of stance
>>529869719oh, and if I get attacked, he will retaliate, but only once the mob is already on me, the fucking shit
>>529869719By attack do you mean firebolt? Make sure you have that skill on auto-cast by right clicking it (it'll have a shimmering border) otherwise you'd need to order him to use it every GCD
I actually don't know if Imps even have a melee attack so yeah he might just stand there in 'attack' but he's not being told to use spells.
>>529870481nah, I know he has an auto because he uses it when a mob reaches me (us). he just won't run at things to hit them. maybe ill wait until I get a voidwalker and test with that
he also autos when out of mana
>>529860456That is objectively wrong, the pvp servers are always more popular than their pve equivalent, we see this on the anniversary realms, where only shitters play on the pve ones.
>>529871756retail and private have two different player bases though
Explain this spell to me like i'm stupid.
>>529873351>Desaparece. Desencabrando a los travestis que te estan atacando por 10 sec.There
>>529873649So it's like stealth?
>>529873919No, like Feint, but you get your threat back after 10 seconds
>>529870801I can't really think of a situation where you'd want your imp to AA instead of casting his dirt cheap spell though
>>529873351wait til you see Rank 2
