Frank Tufano has been hilarious lately, let me share a greentext I made of him.

"Frankie The Financial Expert"

be Frank Tufano

spends $40k on eye surgery

becomes cross-eyed

sues Dr. Taban

spends $100k on nine additional eye surgeries

spends a week recovering in a $2k a night resort

the last eye surgery is successful, no longer cross-eyed

actually too successful, now he's bug-eyed instead of cross-eyed

will need to spend $20k more on surgeries to reverse the surgeries

spends $30k on a Lexus

stinks like rotten eggs when the heat's on

sues Motorworld Lexus

spends $21k on a Honda

doesn't even bother to glance at the tires which were clearly eight years old and dry rotted

sues Northtown Honda

yes, he really bought a used car for 21 grand and couldn't be assed to shell out $400 on a set of new tires

spends $30k on potato chip machinery from China

spends another $30k to have it installed

discovers it's too small, which the Chinese vendor warned him about

sues the Chinese vendor

gets banned on Onlyfans

sues Onlyfans

gets banned on Tiktok

sues Tiktok

rages at the DMV over a $20 tax fee on one of his cars

gets kicked out of the DMV

Frank Tufano genuinely blew over $285,000. He's not joking when he says he's in $400,000 credit card debt. Frankfurter Tufano is my new favorite lolcow of all time.