Alright /co/, let's play a game. I'm going to make a list of Ennisisms. Only two items of the following list are made up, try to guess which ones.
>a dude gets his nose swapped with his dick and tries to give himself a blowjob
>elderly midget fucks a giant sex doll made of rotting meat
>mission briefings by way of luridly detailed hatefucks
>dude gets shot in one shoulder and out the other one (by a FMJ round from an MP5)
>supervillain is stuck as a baby after a botched rejuvenation plot but he still hires prostitutes to fuck every night
>the great-great-great-great grandson of Jesus Christ is an inbred retard that throws his piss and shit at everyone
>Donald Trump is a minion of the antichrist
>superhero guy has a fetish for shoving hamsters up his ass
>Satan tries to trigger the end of the world but is defeated when a rabbit shits in his martini
>dude gets ass-raped by a dog after getting beaten up by the wheelchair-ridden athlete he tried to sexually assault
>a female superhero has tits so big she needs to take her top off every few minutes to apply icepacks or else she'll suffer from heat stroke
>fat guy goes around beating people up with a horse's penis
>Superman ripoff is so retarded that the first time he has sex (with a middle-aged alcoholic hooker no less) he crashes a plane (WITH NO SURVIVORS) mid-orgasm
>Green Lantern gets raped by a fat Mexican slob
>giant burly assassin gets killed on the job, is revived but with giant tits for some reason, he later asks to make them bigger
>dude gets raped in both ears by monkeys with AIDS
>the antichrist is a middle-class white male and the new Mary, Joseph and Jesus are a family of Mexican illegal migrants
>female mob boss that looks like a child is assassinated by hiding a bomb in her personal vibrator that is bigger than her arm
>James Bond pastiche kills all his sons and fucks all his daughters as part of a convoluted revenge scheme by one of his illegitimate children