Once I was an ‘interesting’ person with a ‘personality’, and I believed in wacky ‘Christian’ ideas such as ‘loving your neighbour’ and ‘mysticism’, I was like super depressed because I had to care about the suffering of other people and somehow that led me to do hardcore heroine and weed but then evangelical Jesus showed me the way to loving guns and sucking conformist dick. Now I feel I am completely transformed by the power of evangelical Jesus to love money and hate everyone who thinks differently to me! To think I was adhering to what I read in these weird books called ‘the gospels’, truly the work of the devil himself! Thank you evangelical Jesus!