Thread 40528297

Once I was an ‘interesting’ person with a ‘personality’, and I believed in wacky ‘Christian’ ideas such as ‘loving your neighbour’ and ‘mysticism’, I was like super depressed because I had to care about the suffering of other people and somehow that led me to do hardcore heroine and weed but then evangelical Jesus showed me the way to loving guns and sucking conformist dick. Now I feel I am completely transformed by the power of evangelical Jesus to love money and hate everyone who thinks differently to me! To think I was adhering to what I read in these weird books called ‘the gospels’, truly the work of the devil himself! Thank you evangelical Jesus!

kek
>rent free

>>40528297 (OP)
Lame

>>40528297 (OP)
Cool story bro. Hey do you know how berserk is going to end? If not what's your guess?

>>40528297 (OP)
Don't be mad that Jesus swordmouth'd your ass retard

>>40528470
I'm team Jesus but that does sound exactly like a rimjob lol
Lord forgive me for I knew what I did but it was funny tho

>>40528480
Sucking dick doesn't make you powerful no matter how many dicks you've sucked

>>40528523
What's that got to do with anything?
You speaking from experience?

>>40528547
"No U"
Ok retard faggot

>>40528593
You brought it up!
We were talking about something entirely different and your filthy mind started fantasizing about slobbing knobs like corn on the cob and you told me your life story (which I didn't ask for btw)

>>40528595
Ah because rimjobs are very different
Stop being a dumb faggot

>>40528631
It's super different lol you're just mad you got pwnt to infinity with your own gay words.
Anyway, closing the tab now, my victory is complete.

>>40528297 (OP)

Take this corny boomer discordian shit back to 2004. Wtf happened to you lefties? You guys went fucking ideologically deluded and hyperbolic and hysterical like a feeble old man. Problem is you fuckers are so haughty and proud that there is no ounce of introspection. Fuck we need rational lefties they are nearly all gone now.

>>40528640
"Very degenerate" I think you mean - ah tell me your gay buggery is different from gay buggery
You're a dumb retard for trying to make me feel bad off of your projection when you clearly have been steeped so long in the degenerate behavior to differentiate your particular kink
Stop being a retarded faggot
No matter how much much ass you sniff

>>40528713
The irrationality of the right drove them to madness. The weapons of political war that had always been used suddenly were replaced by the rights use of memetic madness and esoteric black magic in 2016. The left saw their rationality that was the backbone of their smugness for so long was now useless in a post truth world, so they tried using the same weapons as the right, irrationality and fear, but they don't have the practice the right has so they are absolutely terrible at using them.
All the rational leftists have either gone irrational or abandoned both sides for some ideology that isn't easily placed on the modern political spectrum.

>>40528297 (OP)
It could be said that Christ’s Holy Masculinity is shown in its inverse by the degenerate sodomite spirits that show up whenever his name is mentioned on x/.

Which makes Christ pretty based, watching you filthy sodomite demons kvetch like chickenheads at the mere mention