Should I find a new lawyer? I think mine is being very unprofessional. Her dress code is atrocious, and her behaviour is simply unacceptable.

Whenever I visit her office to sign ownership of some property over to a buyer, she watches me obsessively whenever I do it. It's especially bad when I sign my name. With every stroke of the pen, she quivers a tiny bit and makes a little squeak of excitement.

I think I'll try Hamlin, Hamlin & McGill down the street.