I'm freaking the fuck out right now... Someone was banging on my door and they sounded like legit CIA guys like BOOMING deep voices telling me to open the door and they need to talk about mahjong. Like holy fuck, the voice was almost DEMONIC. Growling with ascending and descending tones, a very impressive range and strong vocal stamina.
I go to the door and it's a pair of out-of-shape pudgy little middle aged men. One of them was like a fat Asian guy. They looked really weak and tired, there was a palpable sense that these guys hadn't had three square meals in weeks
They start immediately demanding money that I supposedly owe them, something about how meatup mahjong debts deserve to be paid. I just slammed the door in their face. Fucking scammers, I basically never fall for this shit as I have a pretty high verbal IQ (I am Brahmin so it comes naturally)

I wouldn't be able to take the pressure of being the RIICHI or Pinzu rep for the last two sessions and everyone calling you a crab for trying to win