>>64059809
>be Ruger
>accidentally release a flawed or dangerous firearm
>recall said product and fix said firearms free of charge
They've got one of the best warranty's in practice despite having virtually no written warranty.
>b-b-but muh Bill Ruger!!
He's been dead for decades and they've done a 180 on all his Fuddshit since then.

>be Siggers
>accidentally release a flawed or dangerous firearm
>bribe your way to the top in a major military contract and manage to avoid all not drop safe or holster safe
>gaslight anyone who says it's flawed or dangerous as hating the 2A and that they're basically Bloombergs mouthpiece
>offer a trigger 'upgrade' from your custom shop for a small fee in a vain attempt to avoid legal recourse
>'upgrade' doesn't fix any of the issues to any meaningful degree like they'd hope
>double down and grift off muh 'American company' despite originally being German/Swiss and only having set up shop in the US rather recently in the past decade to avoid being sued by Hanz for making shit products that didn't live up to the Bundeswehr's standards to the point they're just contracting CZ for cheap reliable handguns now
>also use cheap mim parts from India
>Rob Cohen
LOL