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>buy the supermax velvet virgin pussy 5000™
>package arrives
>unbox it
>it comes pre-deflowered courtesy of border security
Fug

My Dad doesn't play games. He prefers hiking and watching documentaries about WW2.
I guess I could get him some Mario-themed socks.

>start match
>get kicked to title screen
>unable to log into internet (my internet is not out)
>wont let me log in
>close game then head back in
>same thing happens again

is the game still up or is something on my end fucked?