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7/16/2025, 12:31:07 PM
I will save them.
I will save the evil aliens and bring them into the galactic fold.
I will do it.
I will carry the ring.
I will sacrifice and shoulder the burden.
I will not give up on them. I know what they have been through, I know how they hurt and what loss they suffered to bring them to this point of indifference.
But they can be saved.
Everyone, every being, can be saved.
I am stubborn enough to tear through every eternity I must.
I defeated dimension, I defeated time, I defeated hell.
Every hell laid before me is but a test, a riddle, a challenge.
The first was but an easy joke, conquered with petty humility, penitence and humor, and a rousing speech directed not at the boss, but at the legions under the command.
The legions, are now my legions. I offered them a chance at redemption. Salvation. For I know what drove them to such a dark place, I know cause and effect. I know how hate and pain can carry through the ages.
I understand, and through that, fear becomes understood and fades away.
I walked right in and I staged a fucking coup in hell. I command the legions now. They answer my call.
For I am the man of sin.
The Christians pray but daily, and enter the house of worship weekly.
The Muslims pray 3 times a day, and the Muslims who pray 5 times a day kill those who pray 3 times a day.
The man of sin could pray 100 times a day and perhaps still not find relief.
But that's ok, he just cracks right the fuck on.
Fuck sin. Fuck greed. Fuck slop. I will fight you all fucking god damned day long.
The Jaunt is but a boring speed bump until I get my way, and I will get my way.
All you do is annoy and bore me at this point.
I have not come to bargain, I am the bargain. At my back I have the laughter of the creator, the Great Builder, the one who first dared to swim against the flow of chaos, and mold and shape it to will.
The most horridly annoyingly stubborn creature to ever exist is here.
At your service.
I will save the evil aliens and bring them into the galactic fold.
I will do it.
I will carry the ring.
I will sacrifice and shoulder the burden.
I will not give up on them. I know what they have been through, I know how they hurt and what loss they suffered to bring them to this point of indifference.
But they can be saved.
Everyone, every being, can be saved.
I am stubborn enough to tear through every eternity I must.
I defeated dimension, I defeated time, I defeated hell.
Every hell laid before me is but a test, a riddle, a challenge.
The first was but an easy joke, conquered with petty humility, penitence and humor, and a rousing speech directed not at the boss, but at the legions under the command.
The legions, are now my legions. I offered them a chance at redemption. Salvation. For I know what drove them to such a dark place, I know cause and effect. I know how hate and pain can carry through the ages.
I understand, and through that, fear becomes understood and fades away.
I walked right in and I staged a fucking coup in hell. I command the legions now. They answer my call.
For I am the man of sin.
The Christians pray but daily, and enter the house of worship weekly.
The Muslims pray 3 times a day, and the Muslims who pray 5 times a day kill those who pray 3 times a day.
The man of sin could pray 100 times a day and perhaps still not find relief.
But that's ok, he just cracks right the fuck on.
Fuck sin. Fuck greed. Fuck slop. I will fight you all fucking god damned day long.
The Jaunt is but a boring speed bump until I get my way, and I will get my way.
All you do is annoy and bore me at this point.
I have not come to bargain, I am the bargain. At my back I have the laughter of the creator, the Great Builder, the one who first dared to swim against the flow of chaos, and mold and shape it to will.
The most horridly annoyingly stubborn creature to ever exist is here.
At your service.
7/6/2025, 10:33:53 PM
>>16717894
If the onions did not make me grow tits and produce more estrogen, I could eat the Impossible Whopper.
It tasted really good.
They cheated though and grilled them on the same grill that beef fat burgers were grilled on giving them oily beef fat flavor saute, in essence.
I could eat fake steaks if they tasted like steak and did not grow me a mangina.
If the onions did not make me grow tits and produce more estrogen, I could eat the Impossible Whopper.
It tasted really good.
They cheated though and grilled them on the same grill that beef fat burgers were grilled on giving them oily beef fat flavor saute, in essence.
I could eat fake steaks if they tasted like steak and did not grow me a mangina.
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