>>101788999
>the girls explore
>and get found by big ol rats
we enter combat, roll for initiative

>10 giant rats
>lilitha stharts firthst but she is too far to reach anything yet
>something has attacked mia
>twink elf warlock walks forward and does a magical girl transformation from the abyss and a dragon comes out of the dark abyss of her soul (TM chikafuji lisa) and there are big and giant and big and giant and spikey flames coming off her sword: eldritch invocation, pact of the blade
not chuuni btw
>the weapon is now enchanted and the DM is confused by the naked magical girl transformation for a moment

>K: that was fucking awesome
>L: that's just like, a thing i do
>K: i wish i could do that
>L: WELL YOU CANT!!
>K: BRUH.WAV
first good use of a soundboard by a vtuber in 2025

>K-AI goes next, somehow she has mage armor on
>it was just the NOT GAY warlock's way to flirt or something but she denies it
>toxic femininity ensues, the rats wait confused
>the not flirty robot casts vicious mockery on the first rat she sees, the rat dont care about her cruel harsh words

>N: what a useless robot!!
>nikki wants to pet the tiny 5 feet long rats cause they cutes for her 7 feet ass
>lilitha basedjacks at the weirdo
>nikki passes her animal handling check and pets the rat, noticed that something feel off about the rat, light behind its eyes flickering on and off, the rat attacks and crits her goofy giant ass for 12 DAMAGE, big gash in her arm
>N: oh man this rat has no soul he has rabbies or something be careful girl
>the rats hiss in agreement
>the giant monkey goes super saiyan (barbarian rage)

>mia is the one with the barbarian rage actually
these gay girls keep buffing each other on accident it's great but this is not a thing so akkksssshually nikki raging her own barbarian rage and the UI is wrong

>mia casts healing word on nikki and heals 9HP
>M: erm... meow meow~
>mia also casts a firebolt at a rat and does 3 DMG

rats turn:
>K-AI gets her motherboard chewed for 9DMG
>mia eats 4DMG
>four rats try to bite nikki but miss the giant monkey but one hits for 7DMG
>lilitha sighs dramatically
>K: are you going to help or are you just gonna stand there and be a clanker
>L: what is a clanker??
end of the first combat turn