>>530034229
let's be honest, if he wasn't a best seller with all that shilling it would have been pretty pathetic

>>530002831
He's basically the relief ace because Phainon doesn't actually love anyone, he's too fucked up for that. And considering how much of a whore he is (going to Era Nova with every heir in canon), then there's no concept of monogamy for Phainon. But the sexual angle is still there for every heir. He could've killed and raped their corpses in any one of those loops.

Loving Phainon is accepting that he's a omnislut
>B-b-but he LOVES XYZ C&C O-M-G!!!1
Accept that he's a slut.
He "cheated" on Cyrene with Mydei.
He "cheated" again on Mydei with Stelle.
This whore just keeps jumping.
>>529589982
>she doesn't know
Firefly is Shaoji's gf but guess who is Shaoji's wife?

Time for a bath, Mydei

CAELUS YOU HAVE TO FUCK CYRENE
FOR THE SAKE OF AMPHOREUS
DON'T MIND ME I WILL BURN AND BURN WHILE YOU DO THAT
GOOD LUCK BRO

>>528952837
>phainon's fucktoy
>wriothesley's fucktoy

Partner...