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7/20/2025, 2:28:50 AM
>2005
>Stephen Colbert launches The Colbert Report
>sharp political satire, wins Peabody, Emmys, cultural impact is massive
>meanwhile in Florida...
>2007
>Cr1TiKaL posts first YouTube video
>monotone voice, zero editing, absurd game commentary
>no facecam, no sponsors, no writers
>2014
>Colbert Report ends
>2015
>Colbert takes over The Late Show on CBS
>massive budget: over $100 million per year
>writers, celebrity guests, union staff, production teams
>starts pivoting content to constant "Drumf" monologues
>2016–2020
>Trump elected
>Colbert triples down: Trump content every night
>entire show becomes politics with applause
>ratings surge at first, then slowly slide
>audience starts aging out
>Meanwhile
>Charlie stays in his room
>uploads daily videos reviewing hentai games and anime chess
>starts Moist Meter, Twitch streams, light satire
>no politics, no production team, no shoes
>2017
>finally does face reveal
>turns out he looks like a damp messiah
>audience only grows
>2020
>launches Moist Esports
>signs actual world-class players
>beats ESPN at their own game
>built empire off memes and skill
>2024
>Trump wins again
>Colbert, after nearly a decade roasting Drumf nightly, sees no political change
>Late Show ratings drop below 2 million
>TV ad revenue cut by ~40% since 2018
>show reportedly loses ~$40M/year
>2025
>Colbert announces retirement
>goes out with Emmy reels and polite applause
>legacy? Respected, but faded
>Meanwhile, Charlie:
>17M YouTube subscribers
>11+ billion total views
>5.7M Twitch followers
>streams still pull thousands live
>uploads from the same room with the same curtain
>zero writers
>zero million-dollar budgets
>just Charlie and the void
>Colbert spent $100M/year and lost to a guy reviewing shovelware in gym shorts
>guy with a webcam and a dream outlasted an entire institution of late-night TV
That’s about it. See ya
>Stephen Colbert launches The Colbert Report
>sharp political satire, wins Peabody, Emmys, cultural impact is massive
>meanwhile in Florida...
>2007
>Cr1TiKaL posts first YouTube video
>monotone voice, zero editing, absurd game commentary
>no facecam, no sponsors, no writers
>2014
>Colbert Report ends
>2015
>Colbert takes over The Late Show on CBS
>massive budget: over $100 million per year
>writers, celebrity guests, union staff, production teams
>starts pivoting content to constant "Drumf" monologues
>2016–2020
>Trump elected
>Colbert triples down: Trump content every night
>entire show becomes politics with applause
>ratings surge at first, then slowly slide
>audience starts aging out
>Meanwhile
>Charlie stays in his room
>uploads daily videos reviewing hentai games and anime chess
>starts Moist Meter, Twitch streams, light satire
>no politics, no production team, no shoes
>2017
>finally does face reveal
>turns out he looks like a damp messiah
>audience only grows
>2020
>launches Moist Esports
>signs actual world-class players
>beats ESPN at their own game
>built empire off memes and skill
>2024
>Trump wins again
>Colbert, after nearly a decade roasting Drumf nightly, sees no political change
>Late Show ratings drop below 2 million
>TV ad revenue cut by ~40% since 2018
>show reportedly loses ~$40M/year
>2025
>Colbert announces retirement
>goes out with Emmy reels and polite applause
>legacy? Respected, but faded
>Meanwhile, Charlie:
>17M YouTube subscribers
>11+ billion total views
>5.7M Twitch followers
>streams still pull thousands live
>uploads from the same room with the same curtain
>zero writers
>zero million-dollar budgets
>just Charlie and the void
>Colbert spent $100M/year and lost to a guy reviewing shovelware in gym shorts
>guy with a webcam and a dream outlasted an entire institution of late-night TV
That’s about it. See ya
6/12/2025, 12:32:57 PM
>>33207521
I hate when men have those random black hairs sprouting from their nose pores.
I hate when men have those random black hairs sprouting from their nose pores.
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