Thread 33207154

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Previously on ATOGA: >>33202791

Gender and thoughts on this thread?
>>33200694

>>33207154 (OP)
Women, would you date a fat and balding guy?

should I make him my bf? he seems to like me

>>33207172
How many dates have you been on?

Happily, after a few sleepless nights, I was visited once more by oblivion.

>>33207166
Quit being a cuck and just end it already. You gonna text her good night while she's getting railed by the next guy?

>>33207175
just two but he’s almost begging me, he’s kinda cute and is very nice to me, maybe i should just say yes?

>>33207177
i know that feel. was recently up for 5 days straight after coming off a bender.

Should I make my bf biscuits and gravy or a croissant breakfast sandwich?

>>33207192
biscuits and gravy

falling in love with this guy, we’ve been dating 4 months but he has me in my feels. I love when we cuddle and he rests his head on my chest while I pet his head and massage his back. Really hope we are together forwver. I’m the luckiest girlie

>>33207180
>You gonna text her good night while she's getting railed by the next guy?
Probably
I send her some texts back and think she's sleeping or something rn so will at least wait for her to respond
I just want some closure anon. I finally opened my heart to her only to have jt chewed up and spat out. Women are evil
>>33207192
Can't the lazy cunt make his own breakfast

>>33207182
Well, him almost begging seems a little worrisome. I mean, I get it, (I'm a virgin), but it makes me wonder what his emotional regulation is like?

>>33207198
Cute. How'd you meet?

>>33207200
>him almost begging seems a little worrisome

not begging in a literal sense :3 more like he is very much conquering me, winning me over bit by bit in the sweetest way :3:3

Funny how all of the femanons ITT are getting their backs blown out by Chad while most of the maleanons are hopeless incels, it's ovER
Some things truly never change...

>>33207192
Are you living with him rentfree? That's pathetic lol

>>33207202
in church! love him so much

>>33207208
It's just the current shitty timeline where the value of pussy is overrated. Most foids would be incels if they were the male equivalent of themselves.

>>33207208
That's just how it be homie. Not much to be done but take life by the balls and find other pursuits.

>>33207213
>value of pussy is overrated

value of pussy has always been higher since moids think with dick. No female in history ever exchanged a cow for dick but moids in history did exchange cattle for pussy, fought wars for and because of pussy, killed for pussy, pay for it.. men will do ANYTHING for pussy. A man’s purpose is to subject to pussy.

>>33207213
Hoeflation be wildin
>>33207214
"Other pursuits" are just a cope. People like us can't provide any value to this world. Suicide is the only way out

>>33207212
>>33207204
Well, that sounds nice then. Maybe a couple more dates first?

>>33207208
Take some fucking lithium

>>33207226
>People like us can't provide any value to this world
I never said anything about providing value, society can choke on my cock. I meant finding your own pursuits for your own sake.

>>33207236
Lithium doesn't do shit for me. Also I have no money for my bipolar meds and I've lost my job. All I can do is LDAR and stop shitting up the thread kek.
>>33207238
>finding your own pursuits for your own sake
What does this achieve? It's just cope, there's no sincerity or true joy in it

>>33207229
good tips thanks anon!:3

>>33207209
He moved into my townhouse and pays all the bills I'm currently unemployed because I started a job and all my coworkers were loud ghetto black girls and I almost cracked my molars grinding my teeth so hard in stress so I left
>>33207195
Ty

Moids do you usually can differentiate between love and lust? or do you not feel a thing for a woman if your dick doesn’t feel it?

>>33207239
Maybe you could afford shit if you'd stop buying alcohol?

>>33207191
https://voca.ro/1dbr3FxRo9Ba

>>33207239
>What does this achieve? It's just cope, there's no sincerity or true joy in it
you can carve something out for yourself or ldar, it's up to you mate. doesn't really make a difference as far as anyone else is concerned. only thing you have is your own happiness.

>>33207247
>do you usually can differentiate between love and lust?
Of course, they're very different feelings
>>33207245
>you chose the bottle over her
I didn't though, I spent yesterday cleaning the house in case she wanted to stay over, and then met her early like she wanted
I've spent almost all of my time outside of work with her these past few weeks, barely drinking, she's stayed at mine or vice versa most nights
Clearly she just never liked me and was using me as a rebound from Chad. It's fine I'm just heartbroken
>>33207250
>buying alcohol
I mostly steal
I can't steal bipolar meds kek

>>33207240
You're welcome. Best wishes.

>>33207253
Based RS2 enjoyer
There's nothing to enjoy in life. And my housemate keeps running up and down the stairs to mock me even though they're supposed to be "working" from home today. Sylvia Plath had the right idea sticking her head in an oven

>>33207252
What's the song?

>>33207256
RS2?

>>33207258
the soundtrack of oblivion

>>33207258
Er isn't he playing RuneScape 2 in that pic?

>>33207253
The original pic anyway, I just realised this version is edited but I've seen it before

>>33207165
Lol, is that the daughter fucking geezer below that post?

>>33207265
>One of the two women I'm seeing at the moment is half my age, and we're very much in love. But at the same time, it's a very different emotional dynamic from a conventional relationship. It often feels more like having suddenly acquired a grown-up daughter rather than a girlfriend.
Looks like it. Kek

It's funny how foids all love this song when it says that they aren't loyal and are gold diggers. Literal tiny foid brain logic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXRN_LkCa_o

women, would you date a 26 yr old M who lives with his Mum? I contribute my fair share but it feels like for most women it’s a dealbreaker, hope I’m wrong

>>33207291
what makes you think women like this song?

>>33207291
Foids love rich famous niggers even if they're violent kek

>>33207292
depends heavily on what kind of relationship and dynamic you are looking for
if you want to attract a girl to marry and start a family with then yeah, thats not the best look since it‘s not a testament to your ability to navigate the world independently

love how easy men are, they txt me all horny and i play along replying with horny texts all with a serious face not giving a single fuck while i watch Netflix, meanwhile they get hard dicks and get all desperate. It’s like wagging a bone to dogs. It’s literally that. Men are really fucking easy. Once I sold a feet pick for 150€. FEET PIC.

>>33207297
It’s to save money but yeah that makes sense

>>33207294
Look at the comments.
>>33207295
True. Chris's shows are always full of foids. He recently had to pay a 5 million pound bail because he beat up some London producer.

>>33207299
relatable content

Gender, how much would you pay for a wallet?

>>33207300
it does make sense but unfortunately animal instinct has not been updated to 2025 recession version yet

>>33207291
>Literal tiny foid brain logic.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WoDfGmsZgKE
M. I like this song even though she wants to kill us, lol.

>>33207306
f, the last one I got was 12 bucks

>>33207299
>love how easy men are

they really fucking are HAHA i always get them to do stuff for me by getting them horny

>>33207306
M
$120 is my mega limit
$60 is my normal limit.
I'm expecting something under $30

>>33207299
Do you do OF?

>>33207301
you have a very flat understanding of what music is

>>33207172
But do you even like him? If you're asking this question then the answer is rather not. And I can't believe I have to even say this.

here, let the consequence of my actions ruin your orgasm

Kissing femanon on the battlefield

>>33207316
you like that

>>33207311
>>33207299
>>33207304
Based girlbosses

>>33207323
performative sexual tension is powerful but pointless all things considered

>>33207313
>Do you do OF?

fuck no. fuck that shit

>>33207307
pretty fucken retarded that saving money and having good relationships with family is a bad thing. almost feel like I just shouldn’t give a fuck, the right woman won’t care either

>>33207315
>But do you even like him?

he seems alright :) i might end up liking him more eventually what matters is we have similar goals in life

>>33207308
Yeh, but that song doesn't have over 1 billion views.

>>33207330
How do you find guys to buy stuff? Or how do they find you?

>>33207323
Girls really do fucking hate us lol
>>33207301
Sounds pretty par for the course
I was wrong to doubt you all these years, +8/10 chad anon
One day we'll write a banger and get rich

>>33207333
the problem is that from a first glance it‘s indistinguishable from a man baby that has a toxic codependent relationship with his mom and is incapable to make or manage a living, even when that could not be further from the truth - thats what it is associate with now
yeah it sucks, but as you said, the right one will know better than to not even take a look under the surface

>>33207337
>1 billion views.
But you didn't say anything about view count originally?

Any tips on how to get over a coworker you see nearly every day?

>>33207345
find someone better to project your utopian fantasies on to

>>33207338
social media! forums, reddit, instagram. I dm or they dm me and we start flirting and I get em all worked up. Men are really fucking easy. Just keep teasing. They are so thirsty they are willing to pay

>>33207172
Is he handsome?

>>33207349
you sound like a tranny or a seething incel

>>33207349
Kill yourself whore

>>33207350
haha no, but he is kinda cute

>>33207349
Based. Hope you're making bank.

>>33207348
>utopian fantasies
I just like her bruh. I try not to fantasise or have expectations

>>33207351
>you sound like a tranny or a seething incel

you wish i was tf keep dreaming faggot moid

>>33207355
Probably not, then.

>>33207356
it’s a nice side gig honestly. Brings me extra money for going shopping with my friends, getting matchas and nails.

>>33207344
I mean, views show how much of an impact a song has. Nobody has heard of Delilah Bon.

>>33207358
yeah, but you like her because she gave you hope that if she would just let you, it could be just like you always dreamed

>>33207349
>social media! forums, reddit, instagram. I dm
NTA. How can I tell if a woman genuinely wants to talk?

>>33207360
I really like him though, he is so nice to me and makes me laugh!!

>>33207359
do you find pleasure in demoralizing your fellow brothers? does it give you a stiffy to ((expose womens true nature)) to those naive enough to fall for it? is this how you take revenge? does it make you feel better than?

>>33207363
Anon, you're moving the goalpost.

>>33207299
So you admit you live on the easy mode, okay

>>33207366
we can talk sometime;) but it’s 20€ per hour babe

>>33207364
Project moar m8. I like her cus of who she is as a person. Regardless you are right, only option is to find a better woman

>>33207373
>it’s 20€ per hour
Selling yourself a bit short, don't you think?

>>33207371
Not really.

When I think about the guy I like (we have gone on a few dates things are going well), I literally get such a stomach ache and feel so nervous about the whole thing and want to ghost him… how do I make this feeling stop so I can just enjoy it

>>33207373
>not only a whore
>a cheap whore
jej

>>33207379
alcohol

>>33207329
>performative sexual tension is powerful but pointless all things considered
How is it pointless if you get paid?

>>33207370
I find pleasure in exposing how easy men are. when they say that they are here to spread as much seed they’re really not wrong lol. That’s all they exist for. Spreading seed even it’s in their hand, tissue or wherever the fuck except a woman. Men ARE EASY.

All it takes is for me to wink and say hot and they get hard lol. They stay hard because fuck no I’m not sleeping with them. The fuck.

>>33207367
Can it work without much physical attraction?

>>33207376
why would I charge more for talking. Just talking? (nothing else) if you are lonely and need to talk 20€ is fine :)

>>33207370
Femanon on damage control LMAO

>>33207383
This has been my solution for when I see him but I cannot use this all of the time, I have things I have to do!

>>33207387
you are a pathetic mask of what you assume women are like
as I said, tranny or incel, likely both since they are the same at their core

>>33207388
uh ya it can. For me it can. Mod guys unironically are the best. Models and Uggos have the highest egos. Mid guys are the most genuine.

>>33207391
>why would I charge more for talking. Just talking?
Because you probably could?

>>33207394
Pretty sure that's rulebreaker

>>33207396
I was being nice by giving you 20€ offer but you’re right. Like I said I once sold a feet pic for 150€.

>>33207392
he is just clumsy, there is zero nuance to the narrative, it‘s way too one dimensional, showing that he has a rather surface level understanding of how the dark side of femininity operates

m or f
is cooking, cleaning and taking care of your own kids beneath you?

>>33207401
I’m a woman haha

>>33207379
Are you the hinge femcel/the girl that went speed dating?

>>33207403
M, no tf
Having children in modern day is a waste of time and selfish though
Cooking and cleaning is just basic functioning

>>33207401
>how the dark side of femininity operates
Is it truly dark? The guy got the fapping material he was looking for.

>>33207403
f, ya it’s all beneath me. I won’t ruin my skinny body for birthing children. I cook and clean for me and my fiancee only.

>>33207391
I used to talk to a girl that had a paywall of 3€ per text. I talked to her for free, though, before she put the paywall. I never paid for pics or texts and never will.

>>33207414
Yes there are certain types of guys I allow to talk for free as well. Those are the ones I care about

>>33207403
Also I wanted to finish cleaning the house today, but my roommate decided to stay home and work from home, on my only day off. It's like they're mocking my existence on purpose. And my mother is asking me to do bullshit for her tomorrow too. I'm not going to this retarded work meeting today my manager wants me to go to on my day off, just fire me already. My ex is mocking me. I hate women. They want us to suffer and die

>>33207410
he is trying to portray the self centered exploitative archetype but its all plastic

>>33207416
>I hate women. They want us to suffer and die
ironic coming from you

>>33207192
Criossant breakfast sandwich please. That sounds delicious.

>>33207400
>I was being nice by giving you 20€ offer but you’re right
You talk a good game, but you're still concerned with being nice to us moids instead of being nice to yourself.
Be a Queen, and take no prisoners!

>>33207247
Love is when I still want her after I came.

>>33207291
Song about the realities of being a woman. Why wouldn't they like that?

>>33207393
>I have things I have to do!
Bow chicka wow ow!

>>33207208
Not true, I'm getting my back blown out by another woman.

>>33207306
>how much would you pay for a wallet?
F
My current wallet is $80, but I would probably pay upwards of $150 if I liked it enough.

>>33207403
>is cooking, cleaning and taking care of your own kids beneath you?
No, who do you think I am? Justin Timberlake?

>>33207299
Why would you let a moid distract you from your Netflix like that?

>>33207422
Men can’t love. And this is evidence.

>>33207426
>Not true, I'm getting my back blown out by another woman
NTA.
2bh, I envisioned you as more of a pitcher than a catcher.

>>33207247
No
I see all women as walking sex objects and am unable to view them as humans.
I am completely controlled by my penis and have furter purpose beyond getting it wet.

>>33207335
This post is giving me the creeps.

>>33207434
because it was written by a tranny

>>33207426
You're clearly a rape victim, lol. Opinion discarded.

>>33207427
>Why would you let a moid distract you from your Netflix like that?

because it’s obvious they need it lol and it’s funny to see how desperate they get for sexual attention, it also proves the fact that men are easy. I entertain them with their hornyness and they do stuff or buy me things why not

>>33207426
What does an $80 wallet look like? What does a $150 one look like?

>>33207430
What's love to you?

>>33207433
>I am completely controlled by my penis and have furter purpose beyond getting it wet.

fucking contradiction there little bud. IF you are controlled by your pp, your sole purpose in life is getting it wet and spreading that seed in your hand, alone in your room. Keep seething. Go play some video games or something.

>>33207418
Why is it ironic? I don't want anyone else to die besides myself

Men would you find it rude if your girlfriend asked you to take a shower before cuddling at night because he gets very stinky at work? What is a nice tactful way to ask so he won't make it my problem emotionally

>>33207442
mutual care, mutual respect and it is established before even cumming. “figuring out if you love someone after cumming” is called using someone only for sex which is not love

>>33207444
NTA. Sounds like your real problem is that you hate yourself.

>>33207446
just stop already

>>33207418
Anyway I'm cleaning the kitchen again right now. Such a mess every single day. My housemates are such slobs. Don't even get me started on their rooms that look like a bomb hit them. I don't understand normies at all. I keep my surroundings clean and tidy because I'm a lunatic, meanwhile normies can live in literal filth yet live happy functional lives. It fucking confuses and annoys me. I don't want anything to do with these people besides pleasantries and social courtesies.

Reading stories from smalldickproblems I began to hate women to the point of horror and realized that everything they say is a lie, having 5 inches myself I isolated myself and don’t want to have any contacts or relationships, the question is more for guys than for cunts, how to mentally stop hating?

>>33207446
I'd be fine if she just asked

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DWNsRolVdY
more anons need to learn this lesson

>>33207451
>how to mentally stop hating?

you can’t because you are a man, you were meant to hate, be angry and violent and aggressive, and spread your seed <3

repeat these daily affirmations <33

>>33207451
I've made a girl squirt with my fingers, so I wouldn't know.

>>33207311
>>33207304
>>33207299
>>33207308
How do I get a misandrist gf?

>>33207457
just fucking stop
yes we get it you have a findom fetish and you get off to the idea that women see men as nothing but brutish and uncivilized walking ATMs and cum dispensers but can you keep it to your fucking self?

>>33207443
Show us on the doll where he touched you nona

>>33207430
Cunts don't know how to love, stories where girls don't care about guys' attitude towards them and where they only value height, penis size and appearance are proof of this

>>33207446
>would you find it rude
No. I'd appreciate your candour. Just ask in a positive tone that emphasise anticipation of cleaning up rather than the negativity of being stinky. If that makes sense. Like not in an angry or confrontational tone. It shows you care about me and want to be together.

>>33207461
>How do I get a misandrist gf?

I’ll be your misandrist gf for 800€ a year!! no sex though.

>>33207457
It is a mutual hatred of society and girls in particular, girls have more animal instincts

>>33207466
You're that cheap?

>>33207464
men are the ones leaving their wives and families for pussy, abandoning their children, and killing and raping. Men are more likely to leave their wives if they get terminally ill. Because men cannot love.

i'm weak physically like really weak because my kidneys are failing, does this mean sex is impossible for me now? no woman wants to do all the work, right?

>>33207471
>You're that cheap?

giving you a discount because I know you couldn’t afford more babe ;) but hey let’s make it work yeah?

>>33207466
>I’ll be your misandrist gf for 800€ a year!! no sex though.
I'm afraid that's a dealbreaker. I want my patriarchy smashed!

>>33207447
>mutual care, mutual respect
Nothing I said precludes that. But I can also have care and respect for someone I don't have romantic feelings for.
>using someone only for sex which is not love
Of course it's not love if I don't love her. That's what I said. It *is* love if it turns out I do love her.

>>33207451
stop reading stupid fanfics. if lesbians can do it, so can you

>>33207405
No, sorry

>>33207476
I'm NTA

>>33207477
>I want my patriarchy smashed!

let’s seal that deal and get me a meal!!

Why isn't there a campaign that promotes domestic violence?

>>33207379
your body is having a physical reaction because he's probably dangerous

>>33207487
i‘ll violate you for free

>>33207487
Because nobody but a few psychopaths wants that.

I cannot find a girl I like. :(
Even if they are physically attractive, they are often just too stupid, have rotten values and are annoying to be around.

>>33207474
some slut looking for a hookup would likely not be impressed but someone that truly cares would enjoy physical intimacy no matter what

>>33207403
f, i wouldn't say it's beneath me so much as it's stuff i don't enjoy doing and will avoid if possible

>>33207494
that sums up incels, yeah

>>33207479
Girls don't even start to love guys after learning about their height, appearance and penis size, women get divorced more often, cheat more often

>>33207494
>I cannot find a girl I like. :(
>and are annoying to be around.

have you tried men? :)

>>33207494
kys then i guess

>>33207487
Domestic violence isn't real. It's often the female who starts it and then cries when the man finally had enough and hits her a few times.

>>33207499
men are the ones leaving their wives and families for pussy, abandoning their children, and killing and raping. Men are more likely to leave their wives if they get terminally ill. Because men cannot love.

>>33207448
Ofc I hate myself lol, I deserve to be beaten by women

>>33207499
i'm dating a 5'6 man and date men between 5'2-5'8 exclusively so cry to someone else

>>33207490
This happens every time I like a guy though

>>33207509
nta but you are scared about him finding out you are not perfect

>>33207509
moids are dangerous

>>33207505
>I deserve to be beaten by women
No you don't.

>>33207496
I might be hosed then because to find that I would have to find someone willing to share their life with me and have children but I don't want to have children because Alports syndrome is heritable and it's already killed my mother at age 34 because she couldn't get a transplant in time

>>33207508
They were either more beautiful than average or had a normal penis, on smalldickproblems there were handsome guys on whom girls hung until they got to know them intimately

>>33207508
Are you and Moistcritikal official?

>>33207514
not all women want or can have children and they might still want companionship and intimacy

>>33207517
no, i am not famous, but he's a cutie

>>33207521
I hate when men have those random black hairs sprouting from their nose pores.

What's with Qt hating bi girls?
Is there a lore reason?

>>33207516
Don't have a small dick then.

>>33207525
he is bi and hates himself

>>33207523
so all men? that's fine, just go fuck women

>>33207529
tweezers exist

>>33207525
He’s homophobic, I thought this was common knowledge

>>33207529
>so all men?
I don't have those?

>>33207528
this is surprisingly common, men are bi or gay and in the closet far more often than women due to higher levels of repression

>>33207527
You can't be a beast without being sarcastic? You lying cattleonly prove my rightness.

>>33207533
yeah

>>33207529
Way to out yourself bro, my nose is clean

>>33207513
I do though
>>33207525
I don't, almost all girls I dated are bi
Faggotry is a mental illness though

>>33207533
I'm honestly not in the closet lol I'm just a pathetic and insane incel

>>33207536
i'm a woman? i'm confused why someone else's problem with nose hairs is being projected onto me this hard. i just don't care about them and can't say i've even noticed them before

>>33207537
>Faggotry is a mental illness though
So male homosexuality is?

>>33207543
Yes it is
I don't think there's anything wrong with it but it is a form of severe mental illness

>>33207542
Grim

>>33207476
I could afford that a month bitch

>>33207544
i think caring about what other people are doing to the point of personal distress is the severe mental illness

>>33207544
>t. Had a mental breakdown when a drag queen offered him a house husband position because he actually considered it

>>33207430
Quite the contrary.

>>33207545
why?

>>33207544
But female same-sex attraction is alright?

>>33207504
Read this rubbish's response, >>33207527
where your filthiness is revealed, lying scum

>>33207546
ok then pay up babe

>>33207549
Is that why he told someone to kill themselves when they posted a drag queen? Kek

>>33207550
Growing up is realizing that foids deserved the abuse. They get wet from it anyway.

>>33207403
F
No. I like a clean home and I love cooking and kids. A partner that feels the same is a must

>>33207550
>men are the ones leaving their wives and families for pussy, abandoning their children, and killing and raping. Men are more likely to leave their wives if they get terminally ill. men only care about sex tits and ass. they view women as objects for sex and not humans. WHY?

Because men cannot love.
men cannot love

>>33207523
why do American men have those puffy pussy lips?
is this a genetic adaptation?

>>33207564
High fructose corn syrup

>>33207561
Growing up is realizing men are pathetic. They are men to spread their seed inside their hand and to die in war.

>>33207306
F
I don’t get the question. Is this a bitcoin thing

>>33207562
I don't mind cooking, but I cannot clean for shit. I literally live in dust. If I were forced to clean I'd half ass every job anyway.
I can do laundry and I can keep the toilet bowl clean and that's about it.

I would never get into a relationship where I was expected to clean the house, beyond keeping it tidy and the aforementioned stuff.

>>33207306
M
$20 max unless it’s something crazy innovative and cool
I currently use an off brand ridge wallet because it’s super low profile

>ywn have sons who you can live vicariously through and train to be the ubermensch because of feelings of missed potential within yourself
Why even live, /atoga/?

>>33207403
M
No wtf. I do wish I was rich enough to have my own cook and cleaner and ideally some kind of help taking care of kids would be nice (like, just help from my parents). However, I am not rich enough, so I cook and I clean.
A housewife wouldn't be bad but my mum was a housewife and she told me never to let my future wife be a housewife and that's kind of spooky

>>33207579
at least you can sympathize with your dad now

>>33207579
If you pulled that shit on a kid he would grow up to resent you and probably transition out of spite.

Abortion, circumcision, "SIDS", why do women love hurting babies so much? Fucking cowards, all you can do it punch down on the most defenseless, that's what weak people do.

>>33207582
power move

>>33207583
The big one is lesbian couples. They really love hurting kids for some reason.

>>33207451
Five inches is fucking fine you God damn body dysmorphic fuck. People with small dicks face genuine issues but you do not have their dicks so you do not face their issues

Femanons, what are your thoughts on Psyche's Wings? https://i.4cdn.org/adv/1749626050675371.webm

>>33207581
I wish my dad taught me how to run a business, invest money, be dark triad, avoid goyslop, how to aura farm, and how to manipulate women at five years old.

>>33207589
as if you know how to do even one of those

>>33207431
>2bh, I envisioned you as more of a pitcher than a catcher.
Two switches, so we both top and bottom.

>>33207440
>What does an $80 wallet look like?
The one I currently use is from Portland Leather. My fiancée bought it for me because I was hesitant to get rid of my old wallet.
>What does a $150 one look like?
It usually has better build quality and more features, like RFID, and might be from a name brand company. But I can't justify spending $200+ on a Coach wallet or something similar.

>>33207531
>He’s homophobic, I thought this was common knowledge
Then why is he such a faggot?

>>33207585
Only the man-hating ones. It's no coincidence it's boys they always choose to beat.

>>33207592
I know how to do them, discipline and applying knowledge is the problem. Discipline and self-esteem pretty much have to be instilled in you as a child when your brain is pliable, else you'll remain a lazy anxious faggot your whole life.

>>33207587
Answer this >>33207527
>>33207555
and don't feed me copium

>>33207597
Answer what there's no question you illiterate dunce

Men, would you consider dating a woman 10 years your senior?

>>33207599
Revealing in her rotten, lying mouth the lie that tried to whitewash herself by declaring short guys proves the rottenness of these scumbags

>>33207604
Yes but I'm desperate

>>33207595
>Then why is he such a faggot?
I did think he was a chick at first :x

>>33207596
unfortunately knowledge without the ability to apply it is absolutely worthless

>>33207605
ANSWER WHAT QUESTION

>>33207604
Not really, sorry. She'd have to be literally Lady Gaga or smth

>>33207605
>Anon.exe has stopped working

>>33207588
Ignore the incel caption btw

>>33207610
>>33207614
None, that piece of scum doesn't say anything else, so the answer was received, I was right from the start

>>33207537
>>33207544
At least homosexuals aren't as bad as trannies, their fetish is in the same tier as urophilia and coprophilia. Disgusting, but not as delusional and harmful to the others.

>>33207619
Then be quiet

>>33207588
nag but god I love her fucking facial expression ugh

>>33207607
>I did think he was a chick at first :x
Even we don't bitch and moan that much.

>>33207621
Then kys, you lying bastard, I'm not here for long, just to make sure I hate such a cattle as you.

>>33207624
Silence, ESL. Big dicked Anglos are speaking

>>33207619
Are you esl?
>>33207623
Kek

>>33207624
Saar!

>>33207604
I dunno
Should a 28 year old guy date a 38 year old woman?
I could see it working.

>>33207604
Consider it? That's my dream.

>>33207579
no reason, kys promptly

>>33207625
>big dick
>anglos
LOL. LMAO

>>33207631
Were you under the impression that your mother tongue affects your dick size

"Aww, I'm old enough to be your mother, sweetheart"

>>33207583
stop impregnating us then? jk we know you are khhv

>>33207154 (OP)
Nice guys finish last, I'm glad manga is redpilling more men about women

>>33207547
I didn't said I cared, just shared my opinion
>>33207549
I mean I'm also mentally ill
>>33207552
It's alright but it's still gay

>>33207604
I have done
She didn't want anything serious though

good morning atoga im still obsessed w my bf

>>33207643
Do you blow him?

>>33207646
no but we fucked when we woke up

>went on date 2 nights ago
>at cheap restaurant
>made her laugh several times
>some awkward semi flirting
>they didn't bring the check for a while so I ran out of shit to talk about
>was very sure she was getting the ick
>walked her to her car
>kissed her goodnight she actually kissed back
>made out standing up in the parking lot for like 3 or 4 minutes
>asked her if she wanted to sit in her car since she wouldn't let go
>she said not on the first date
>I didn't realize she thought I was asking to fuck
>said see you soon and left soon after
>texted her to make sure she got home safe
>she said she had a great time and yes
>didn't text her at all yesterday
>texted her yesterday to ask about Saturday night because I'm busy most of this week and weekend
Am I gonna see her again?

>>33207626
Yes, you scum proved me right.

>>33207643
how many times a day do you wake up?

>>33207651
just once, but we fuck a lot when he gets home from work too

>>33207647
Morning sex is good sex

>>33207649
sounds like things went well, anon

>>33207650
What country are you from?

>>33207649
>didn't text her at all yesterday
>texted her yesterday
Anon

>>33207647
Did he creampie you?

>>33207659
nah we are waiting on vasectomy, neither of us want kids

>>33207649
she's dating another guy just to compare to you

Your gender + What are your thoughts on all these IVF babies and women inseminating themselves with the sperm of wealthy celebrities?

>>33207604
They'll say yes then turn around and call you a creepy hag for hitting on guys in their early 20's. If it's not them you're going for, they'll find it predatory.

>>33207667
f, another step towards total eugenics
no thoughts really, it‘s neither good nor bad, it just is

>>33207667
f, that's really hilarious

>>33207667
I haven't heard of this except for Musk

Question for women (warning: horny)
Have you ever fantasized about your bf, or a male friend, or your dad helping you achieve revenge on a female bully/rival/etc. by raping her? Obviously fantasies are different from actually wanting to do it IRL

>>33207673
f, no. lmao

>>33207669
>eugenics
Nothing eugenic about single motherhood, single mother households produce criminals and mentally ill degenerates. Though I suppose it's better to be a single mom with a rich intelligent dude's baby than a broke retard's.

>>33207675
when does this dude go to sleep? your depressive episode is annoying to read in text form

>>33207673
The revenge is them raping the bully?

>>33207679
yes

>>33207678
What was depressive about what I wrote?

>>33207673
Of course not.

>>33207678
He unironically stays up for days at a time

>>33207667
Are many celebrities donating their sperm?

>>33207682
every one of your posts reeks of misery. please get lexapro

>>33207667
M
The best strat to procreate, apparently

>>33207685
makes sense he seems like he has a serious mood disorder

>>33207673
Killing, but not raping. The fuck? Why would you cuck yourself for revenge?

>>33207667
m
Seems like the logical conclusion to the way things have already been. gals have already been getting knocked up by chads under the unspoken assumption that he isn't going to stick around. most women don't really seem to mind being single mothers.

Message définitif à tous les télépathes, à tous les Stéphane qui ont voulu perturber ma vie : c’est NON !

>>33207604
I think the fantasy of dating an older woman is hot, but I probably wouldn't do it in reality. Mostly because I want to date with the intention of getting married and maybe having kids, and not to mess around with some mommy issues fantasy. I don't think it would be fair to the woman to waste her time fooling around, only to drop her like a bad habit and settle down with a younger woman when I've had my fun.

>>33207692
i hope some government is paying you for these shitposts

>>33207677
>want to date guys a decade younger
>hate that "mommy" shit
Life is hard.

>>33207685
>>33207687
>>33207690
Is this some sort of gaslighting campaign or something? I'm confused.

>>33207700
no we are just sick of your mentally disordered fedposting bro learn some subtlety

>>33207693
Who’s Stéphane?

>>33207704
the telepath

State gender
Should there be a support group for rejection victims?

M
Yes. It can be as traumatic as SA.

>>33207696
What? I'm just pointing out what i've noticed, most chicks don't seem to hung up on whether or not the guy sticks around.

>>33207697
You probably shouldn't. Not with zoomers.

>>33207707
not this weak bait again

>>33207702
I think you're projecting your own mental illness and delusions here. All I said was there is nothing eugenic about single mother households in a conversation about IVF and single motherhood.

>>33207707
f, there should be a containment group for people that think ASKING people for connection is a valid strategy

>>33207713
denial

>>33207716
*daniel

>>33207667
F
Too few cases to really care. Do what you want, but it would be better if people adopted. We have a surplus of children that need parents and a home

>>33207707
M
That's an interesting idea. I think I do have PTSD from trying to date because every time a girl takes too long to respond, I get the awful feeling of "oh god, please not another girl that ghosted me".

>>33207707
F
What makes them victims?

>>33207707
>It can be as traumatic as SA.
kys

>>33207689
Imagine being the "dad" and finding out about this

Is having a big sister as awesome as I think it is?

Have you ever known a goth girl dating a nerdy guy?

>>33207735
no, I told my brother they implanted pubes on his head and he believed it

>>33207693
There's another telepath?

Femanon, can make a ghillie suit out of your dirty panties?

Is an autistic girl less likely to lose interest in me than a "normal" girl in an internet relationship?
We talk every day and she seems really happy whenever we do and when we couldn't for a while she wrote some love letters to me.
I love her a lot but I'm worried I might lose her over blurting out something stupid.
Rationally, should I even be worrying about that when she clearly likes me a lot?

>>33207673
No. That's weird bro.

>>33207735
I wish I could've been an awesome older sister, but my brother ended up hating me until recently.

>>33207649
Hot

>>33207742
>I will never have a big sister who teases me and slightly bullies me but still loves and cares about me

>>33207728
They were rejected against their will.

>>33207745
>Is an autistic girl less likely to lose interest in me than a "normal" girl in an internet relationship?
Yes.
She's writing you love letters man, you've nothing to worry about.

Is it bad to just accept that you'll get cheated on eventually?

>>33207564
He just has perfect ones.

>>33207750
yesh desu I do love him a lot

>>33207735
M
My big sis was more of a mother to me than my real mother. I love her very much.

>>33207657
Sorry I meant last night really late. She hasn't replied yet. I didn't know if texting her at 11pm might give her the ick.

>>33207487
Because organising men that want to beat women would flock the pro abuse pickme's into fbi watch. And make you guys look gay.

>>33207743
obviously

>>33207662
She's probably dating 10 or 15 guys. I'm surprised she kissed back. Open mouthed. And continued it for like 4 or 5 minutes. I have to take Viagra to fuck so I wasn't expecting to that day. I think we both live with our parents too. I just got laid off too. Fuck this economy it's a literal cock block.

>>33207760
Stéphane, ditch this loser. Let's be powerful lesbians.

>>33207735
No, I had to deal with my older sister spiraling herself into a meltdown while we were having beers. Annoying bitch.

>>33207764
this is the first time being in a lesbian relationship actually sounds tempting, congrats

>>33207693
Ok then

>>33207768
Le temps ne passera pas !

>>33207767
He'll be so devastated to get cucked by a woman. AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

>>33207771
we could castrate him, pickle his pickle and put it on our kitchen table as a reminder

>>33207770
Ok then, cya

>>33207775
au revoir les enfants

>>33207773
Just keep it in the jar. With the others. Because it'll make him gay!

>>33207779
>gay
can we keep him as a pet?

>>33207780
I don't have a basement tho. He better not ruin my wood floors.

>>33207783
deal

>>33207745

>tfw no love letters from an autistic online gf

The grass is never green enough

>>33207791
I miss that shit

>>33207735
No.

>>33207784
Bet
I'll come over in a dream and we can torture him.

>>33207707
Fuck off.

>>33207796
i will look for you in the mirrors in my dreams

>>33207595
>better build quality
For $80 I'd expect it to have top notch build quality already.

happy late birthdays anons

>>33207753
You're right. I'm just worried I might be resting on my laurels or something.

>>33207791
I've never had a gf before so it made me feel very loved. It's not going unappreciated.

>>33207771
>>33207773
>>33207779
Weird larp

>>33207803
thanks

a flea on a horse on a hill on a map in a drawer

It horrifies me to scroll through Instagram profiles of people I once knew and to see them have aged so badly.
For women, it's often the weight or the tattoos. They all just seem to bloat up when they're 25. The decline starts earlier, of course. But it seems like that's the point of no return. It's sad to see these people because you knew what they were like before, and how beautiful they were.
I don't know how women cope, when appearance is so important to them. How?

As a guy, it bothers me. And I just hope I don't age as badly as they did.

>>33207814
>How?
hiding

>Women want careers because they don't want to go all in on being housewives and risk being stuck in an unhappy relationship they can't leave due to lack of money
>this is also a huge reason why they don't want children as well
Ok, then why don't they give NEET househusbands a chance? Date a NEET, give him babies, and financially support your househusband. Oh yeah, that will never happen, virtually all women still want a man who makes more than them.

>>33207821
binding yourself to a man via a child still makes you depend on him coming through and just like men have in women. I think women have collectively lost hope men actually are capable of that

>>33207570
I'm making a wallet for myself from scratch and I want to get a sense of how much might be reasonable to spend on material costs.
Can't if it would be worth going for the nicer looking snaps that cost 5 times as much as the cheap ones.

>>33207537
>I do though
That would be a fate too good for you.

Any silly hangover cures

Why do guys seem to be so embarrassed about making noises during sex? I think it's hot.

>>33207604
Doubtful. At my age she's already crashed through the wall and left it beyond the horizon behind her. I'll be alone.
Although there is one woman I'd consider it for, but I don't know what she looks like.

>>33207823
>binding yourself to a man via a child still makes you depend on him coming through
And this isn't the case the other way around? He's a NEET with no job experience, he isn't incentivized to leave, remember? That is literally the argument women use all the time against housewives.

>>33207813
What does this mean?

>>33207832
Water and a vibrator.

Is it normal for life to change fast when you get in a relationship? I'm seeing someone and I'm already thinking about going from single living alone in a small apartment to married with kids, buy a car and own house. Is this normal? At the same time I would be ok with this but I'm not sure if I can handle it when reality hits.

>>33207832
Hair 'o the dog that bit you.

>>33207832
>Drink electrolyte solution (not plain water)
>Take 600mg ibuprofen
>Eat eggs, toast, and a banana
>Drink a cup of coffee or tea
>Take a B-complex + 200 mg magnesium
>Go for a 15–30 min walk
>Take a cool-to-warm shower
>Rest, hydrate, and avoid more alcohol

>>33207840
I’m a dude

>>33207833
It's cringe. For women too.

>>33207836
>the other way around
yeah ofc, thats why they avoid it altogether

>>33207844
Thank you honey

>>33207838
https://web.mit.edu/allanmc/www/borgesaleph.pdf

>>33207833
One femanon told me not to do it because it sounds laughable. Things like that attach to my insecurity.

>>33207850
np baby girl

>>33207851
tl;dr please?

am I wrong for wanting to be chased or wanted more by my s/o? She’s good to me but I do a lot of stuff like cook / clean and work around the house and make an effort to make plans / dates like just doing bf shit. She used to make us omelettes / smoothies sometimes in the morning but doesn’t ever do that anymore. She will say she works late (which she does, 10/11pm ) and it’s hard for her to get up in the morning meanwhile I have to be up way earlier than she does but I’ll still stay up to spend time witn her when our schedules are different and we don’t get to see eachother much. Idk I just feel like maybe I put forth more effort than she does. I don’t want anything crazy from her I just want to feel wanted a little more but if I tell her this she’ll turn and feel like a bad girlfriend or it’ll create tension

>>33207848
Young men don't avoid having children, statistically far more young men want children than young women do.

>>33207833
Record yourself moaning and try not to die of cringe.

>>33207854
McDonald’s and Gatorade it is

>>33207306
Not much
funnily enough my longest lasting wallet was one o bought from some weird eccentric person on ebay
i was thinking it was el cheapo china//indian garbage but i liked the way it folded and it had photo slots in it so i could put wallet sized photos of my future wife and children in them
but somehow the wallet's ended up lasting me over 5 or 6 years now. got rained on and shit and still looks good
seller still has some actually lol

>>33207856
„I was afraid that not a single thing on earth would ever again surprise me; I was afraid I would never again be free of all I had seen. Happily, after a few sleepless nights, I was visited once more by oblivion„

>>33207862
kek, classic

>>33207860
women avoid it you little illiterate fren

>>33207853
>One femanon told me not to do it because it sounds laughable.
Rare based femanon, warning manons about icks.

>>33207868
nta but when we say be vocal we don‘t mean moan like a little girl getting, we mean groan like you are trying to stay in control put it just feels too fucking good

>>33207867
I said the other way around, as in you don't think having a child with a woman also binds you to her as a man?

>>33207751
Oh so incel nonsense

>>33207866
I puked last night :(

>>33207872
ofc it does, but unlike men, women can have babies without a man in their life, so thats why men unfortunately are just shit out of luck and have to take the risk whilst women don‘t - they always have that option up their sleeve when they really want a kid without depending on a man, which makes them less willing to compromise

>>33207833
Not making noise is the weird option

>>33207814
>I don't know how women cope, when appearance is so important to them. How?
It isn't, my brain could never have conceived a post this shallow and laser-focused on other people's looks or my own

>>33207876
why would you do such a thing?

>>33207832
Jerk off, then have a bowl of spicy miso ramen with an egg.

>>33207832
Why do they have to be silly?

>>33207833
I want
>his
noises

>>33207881
I could handle the beer and weed, but the white claw ganked me

>>33207877
>women can have babies without a man in their life
Can they? Last time I checked you need a man to put a penis in a vagina to have a baby (with the rare exception of IVF). The man may no longer be in their life, but he was definitely was in it at some point and even after the fact he will be stuck paying child support the next two decades.

>>33207887
ops got him once again

>>33207841
Wanting that is worth more than the sacrifice to actually make it real.

>>33207891
yeah they can, they can get IVF or just let some hookup impregnate them and never tell him

>>33207833
I make plenty of noises and also talk to you.

>>33207892
Easy recovery with your help ofc

I want to be with another woman but I can't leave my gf.

>>33207899
Who's that?

>>33207898
except that you will do none of it lol

>>33207900
my mom

>>33207907
You want to fuck your mom, but not your gf?

>>33207895
And why would a women intentionally become a single mother? Sounds retarded. Just don't bitch and moan for my tax dollars to pay for your children when you do.

>>33207910
nta
but it‘s cailee spaeny

>>33207905
Erm jokes on you I did and I feel better, take that

>>33207900
cailee spaeny
H ow much should I wait after a surgery to leave my gf?

>>33207911
because she might think it is preferable to depending on a man but still wants a kid

We got any physically/mentally disabled people here?

>>33207913
oh rlly? and what did you do?

How do I give up refined sugar?

>>33207916
im allergic to peanits

>>33207917
I got food and Gatorade now time for a walk, no more useless lazy larp

>>33207919
Lol, I don't think that really counts desu.

>>33207918
why would you do such a thing?

>>33207915
You've been reduced to unironically defending single motherhood, just admit you've lost the argument.

>>33207916
We're all mentally disabled here

>>33207924
i am not defending shit you moron, you asked why, i‘m telling you why, i never said what my personal stance on it is

>>33207921
Gatorade? Is it the morning for you?

manons
can you convince me that if we get in a relationship you wont leave me eventually for some 18yo who catches your eye one day

>>33207921
alright you win this round

>>33207914
help

>>33207918
There is no need unless you are genetically diabetic. Diabetics are jealous and pushing fake sugars so they can try to feel normal.

ahh just completled my morning fap

>>33207923
Because it's bad for you?

I really really hate women.

>>33207928
Yeah
>>33207930
Hell yeah, tanks

>>33207899
Maybe she wants to be with the woman too?

>>33207936
sigh

>>33207929
>can you convince me that if we get in a relationship you wont leave me eventually for some 18yo who catches your eye one day
most of the times we wish to be with that hot young woman but we know we won't get her, so we don't do anything. hope it helps.

>>33207918
just do it
i need to too
mostly from soda

>>33207916
Wheels is a lady in a wheelchair.

>>33207403
Male
I cook and clean. I will probably never have kids because women are horrible.

>>33207940
nah, she won't accept polyamory or whatever that is. also Im not after any woman in particular. just wanna be with another woman.

>>33207929
No, not really. That wouldn't be very nice to do though.

>>33207604
No. I'm 31 and I want kids.

>>33207927
I'm sure single mothers love being single mothers with their 1/3 poverty rate and their much higher rates of depression and anxiety compared to married mothers. Makes sense.

Apparently if you put hot sauce on your eggs it makes burning your mouth on coffee much worse.

>>33207604
shed be 29. . . . date sure but i doublt itll go anywhere

>>33207935
>completled

>>33207946
So what’s the problem, break up with your gf

>>33207914
women, any advice on this?

>>33207934
>There is no need unless you are genetically diabetic.
Yeh, this is me. My dad died of diabetic complications and my mom is pre-diabetic.

>>33207950
you fucking idiot
those are not the ones that wanted to be single moms, those are the cautionary tales that make women not want to risk having to depend on any man
the women that can afford IVF can afford to not be those

>>33207955
she's getting surgery soon and last year she took too many pills and was internated, I dont wanna make her feel bad.

>>33207938
>Yeah
Anon, are you an athlete? Why the fuck are you drinking Gatorade in the morning? :)

I am 55 and my 20yo girlfriend wants me to get life insurance

>>33207954
What is this pic man, it’s kinda true doe

>>33207961
I have a silly hangover from being silly and partaking in activities deemed silly

>>33207962
More bait

>>33207963
it used to be cumming and giving birth but those have been ruined too lol

>>33207829
>a fate too good for you
Even if they beat me to death
I suppose there are worse ways to die
Anyway sorry to be such a wanker earlier I was just upset
She wants to take a walk and talk this afternoon, which might be good for closure but I don't want to get even more upset
>>33207916
>mentally disabled
I'm mentally ill and retarded so yes
>>33207945
>I cook and clean. I will probably never have kids because women are horrible
Holy based

>>33207943
>just do it
But I mean it's in a lot of processed food.

after buying "fancy" clothes for the first time in recent years for my uncles wedding, the whole "formal clothes are uncomfortable, thats why i o0nly wear sweatpants and tshirts" thing is total bullshit. I should replace my entire wardrobe with dress shirts and khakis lol

>>33207972
depends on how fat one is

>>33207966
nta So just eat a banana.

>>33207958
I'm so sorry about that for you. So first keep fruit on hand, even the lil cups in juice. Those are very handy until you get used to how long fruit you like actually lasts spoilage wise.
Secondly, learn to like whole grain bread.

>>33207972
Were you wearing a tie?

>>33207975
i dont see how? just buy clothes that fit? i mean yeah i can understand if you have a 22 inch neck or something lol. some fat guy at mens wearhouse ended up having to special order some shirts because of his neck

>>33207977
>how to avoid sugar
>keep sugar at hand
anon…

>>33207962
Lul, looking a bit grave eh?

>>33207976
Yes, banana eating goooood

>>33207916
Missing an eye.

>>33207960
But you want to make her more sad with being with another woman?
Are you incel? You talk like you never been with a woman

>>33207979
If you have a stomach that goes from sagging to spilling when you sit down, there is nothing that fits you except something that expands and shrinks a lot

>>33207982
Refined sugar, so you need to go natural not cut all sugar, moron.

i wake up with a song in my head almost every day. this morning it was 'hand in hand' by elvis costello. does this happen with anyone else?

>>33207978
yes. black with silver and blue stripes. but no coat since its going to be in july
>>33207987
im sorry but at this point you should just lose the weight simply to have a normal quality of life

>>33207977
Thank you, anon. I appreciate that.

It sounds like women just want infinite power with zero reponsibilities or stress. They don't want to be housewives because that gives them little freedom to leave from the relationship and in their minds if they do they are screwed for life, also they see it as slavery anyways due to feminist propaganda. They don't want the responsibility of being the sole provider, because then they have to support their husband and their children, and suddenly potential alimony from divorce becomes a stressor and suddenly feminism is no longer about promoting alternative lifestyles to the patriarchy but rather those NEET men are just deadbeat manchildren who need to "man up." Do they want equal incomes? Well no, then they just complain about lack of attention or incorrectly thinking they do the majority of the housework, of course adequately raising children also becomes impossible under these circumstances. The last of the three is the closest to what we have now that's resulted in a 50% divorce rate and depressed undisciplined children.

>>33207988
if he is diabetic then it makes no difference wether it is refined or fruit sugar

>>33207985
:O
M or F

Is it normal for frequency of sex to fluctuate in adult long term relationships?
How do you keep the spark alive?

>>33207977
>Secondly, learn to like whole grain bread.
nta yeh, white bread is the WORST for added sugar.

>>33207994
No nigger, if someone has diabetes, there's a difference between refined and fruit sugar, though both can raise blood sugar. While refined sugars are generally best avoided, fruit can be part of a healthy diabetic diet in moderation, according to the American Diabetes Association.

I woke up unusually horny but head pain prevented it

>>33207993
>infinite power with zero responsibilities or stress
Every wants that dumbass. It‘s literally the goal of all living beings to get as many benefits as possible with as little effort as possible.

>>33207993
>they see it as slavery anyways due to feminist propaganda
I see it as slavery because I've lived with a man and that's what it was

>>33207986
Yeah but I kinda am over the relationship, that's the problem. We barely see eachother.

I talked about this situation a week or so ago.

>>33207982
You are stupid. :)

Gotta watch it with those fruit cups and apple sauce and stuff like that though, right.

Boo fucking hoo, women. No matter what lifestyle you choose there will always be downsides to it. Even multi-billionaires are probably tired from the constant scrutiny and responsibility or from the lack of having any genuine authentic relationships. Take another fucking antidepressant. This is what happens when an entire demographic of people are raised with zero accountability but tons of privileges.

>>33207996
Yes.
Literally make an effort. Communication is key

>>33207989
I have song and mix ideas playing in my head constantly but I am ADHD

Women, would you be happier if you were Asian? I know all us men would.

>>33207995
F!

I know, right?!

>>33208010
:OOOOOOO
Chat she's real

>>33207871
NTA. So you want me to pretend that it's difficult to stay in control? Because this is at the of why men don't moan; because we are in control. Of course being in control means we can fake losing control. Is this what women want? Essentially the male equivalent of women faking orgasms?

>>33208009
No, I'd have less boobs.

>>33207916
Is anyone here NOT mentally disabled?

>>33208003
I repeat, any advice on this? I gneuinely want to know how long after a cosmetic surgery I can even start talking about ending the relationship.

Somewhere in the depths of my drunkenness I dubbed myself “Chad of the mind” and I wish I didn’t remember this

>>33208009
Nah. I’m half Asian, im with my half

>>33208009
it would be harder to see

>>33208018
I must not be, they let me out of the loony bin.

>>33207999
yeah yeah bla bla but if anon is too stupid to know or find out or understand that if he is diabetic he will not just have to „cut out refined sugar“ but be careful of glucose in general then telling him to just gobble water melon instead is dumb advice since sure there is a tiny difference between refined sugar and fruit sugar in terms of metabolizing due to it coming with fiber but it is not that big of a difference
don’t tell someone thats diabetic to drink fruit juice, it’s basically liquid sugar, often worse than soda metabolically
it‘s stripped of fiber, has zero protein or fat, and it slams your system with a high load of fructose, which hits the liver hard and can worsen insulin resistance more than pure glucose
anyways

>>33207929
Can you convince me that if we get in a relationship you won't leave me eventually when you realise that no other woman, 18yo or otherwise, would touch me?

>>33208006
everyone was raised that way in first world countries

>>33207929
would you elect to be joined at the hip so cheating would be impossible

>ask girl out
>she says yes
>later she says something that implies friend zone
>don't want to go anymore
I just don't want to exist anymore

>>33208020
Did other people hear it? You're good if no one did.

>>33207954
This would have been even funnier if they had printed it the right way up on the stationery.

>>33208001
Intelligent rational people come to compromises because we realize that we aren't going to get everything we want in life. Ironically, you can reach a certain threshold where demanding for more is actually less beneficial to you because you begin to meet increasingly hostile pushback and resistance from others. It's why the Roman Empire was so successful at conquering others for as long as they were, they didn't ask for too much from those that they has conquered.

>>33208015
>because we are in control
are you? maybe you just never had truly earth shattering sex
>Is this what women want?
no, women want you to actually struggle to hold that control because we know you try to not do that, which makes it even better when you lose it anyways
>Essentially the male equivalent of women faking orgasms?
absolutely, which is why either you find out how to have insanely good sex or you use that information to your own advantage because if you make a girl feel like she is a sex good she will get addicted to making you cum for the ego strokings

>>33207969
>She wants to take a walk and talk this afternoon
Do it. Go take a walk with her, and don't act like a wanker to her!

Women do you envy cougars who date pretty guys?

>>33208034
Nta but I disagree.

>>33208035
>you can reach a certain threshold where demanding for more is actually less beneficial to you
obviously, and thats the threshold we have collectively reached where everyone demand everything in exchange for nothing and so everyone just stays in their room and jerks off or pops antidepressants instead until we go extinct

>>33208009
Surely there must be some white guys that don't like Asians. Right? R-right?

>>33208034
>>33208039
i disagree too, i think it makes it even funnier this way
on the other hand i can see the hilarious aspect in it being the right way around too

>>33208023
Well, they haven't caught me yet.

>>33208038
Why would anyone ever envy an old person? Yuck

>>33208038
no

>>33208040
nta if this is what we collectively are maybe we deserve to desu.

>>33208039
>>33208043
> i think it makes it even funnier this way
I don't get it.

>>33208025
Thank you for emphasizing my point that I DID NOT SAY SLAM WATERMELONE. [may plap tho]
The general emphasis is to get more veggies on your plate diet wise. Fruit is a little crutch to help you get to that goal.

Men do you envy men in 30s dating young women, like 19-23?

>>33208048
absolutely, yes

>>33208045
Life experience? But you're right, seems like cougars wouldn't really have that.

>>33208023
Lucky, I had to escape once

>>33208053
No
I don't envy old people

>>33208038
No. I want to hand them more young men. Do it more.

>>33208041
nta
i dont like asians
i mean im not racist or anything though i just wouldnt marry one

>>33208032
No thankfully, wew

>>33208053
oh. that's exactly the age difference we have

>>33208051
Nta fruit is go for pooping too, right?

>>33208059
JH moment.

do people still believe old women dont get attention? cougars and milfs are roaring rn and I keep hearing about how old women arent wanted. What more do you want from us? to fuck mummies?

>>33208029
Sorry anon iktf, really sucks, but you'll get over it
>>33208037
>Go take a walk with her, and don't act like a wanker to her!
I have told her to just let me know when she's free and I'll meet her
Dreading it desu but will be good to get some closure at least
I'll try not to get too drunk beforehand

This is the second time this week I slept through my alarm except today I was woken up by my SUPERVISOR CALLING ME. I told him I wasn’t feeling well but that I’m on my way, what the fuck do I say when I get there? That I was nauseous and couldn’t get to the phone??? What if they fuckin gnn fire me oh my god

>>33208053
why should I
Even if older men stopped dating women in my "cohort" nothing would change. Its not their fault im permasingle

>>33208051
curious, i see no mention of veggies or fiber, not even whole fruits but heavily processed fruits are mentioned exclusively
dw, I‘m just egging you

>>33208041
Nope. You're a fetish. Sorry.

>>33208019
Ok, I see this batch of atogans aren't going to help me. Will try later.

>>33208053
In a way, that I just wish they weren't cause they're doing so muxh damage to men their own age, and they're also getting nothing from it besides some luxuries like fancy restaurant dinners, expensive vacations and designer clothes, but in the end they are just wasting their prime years for finding a husband, because once she is older he can just find someone younger than her, cause that is already his modus operandi.

>>33208036
>maybe you just never had truly earth shattering sex
Well no, that's what I'm saying. If I can choose to moan or not, I'm in control. Which presumably means I'm not having earth shattering sex.
>no, women want you to actually struggle to hold that control because we know you try to not do that, which makes it even better when you lose it anyways
Hence no moaning. Because again, no woman has been an earth shattering lay.

>>33208063
Yes, ones with high fiber do help for poopin.

>>33208066
wanted to act out mommy fetishes with no strings attached and wanted as in marriage material is not the same thing

>>33208066
No. people jerking off to SS doujins or memeing about it online does not translate to anything in reality

>>33208068
Why are you sleeping so late?

>>33208068
Bro I skip work all the time without even calling in and I've never been fired for it at any job
Just say you were feeling unwell and overslept

>>33208077
>wanted to act out mommy fetishes with no strings attached
Oh, but lots of women like these arrangements or at least kinda like them. I know plenty of dudes who have regular romances with them.

Again, it's the "men dont want any woman after she turns 40" that weirds me out.

>>33208068
>oh no the consequences of my actions

>>33208053
Yes. I wish that could have been me when I was that age.

>>33208075
>no woman has been an earth shattering lay
obviously, or you would not have said you are always in control
but did you also know that wether or not fucking is mind blowing or not is a shared effort, so if all your lays were underwhelming then maybe look into that a bit closer

>>33208078
Ive talked with older women and they do have sex with younger men. Its not uncommon. at least not in my country i guess.

>>33208079
I don’t know I think something is wrong with me I’ve just been tired which is NOT an excuse to sleep through two alarms
>>33208080
Should I be specific?
>>33208083
It was an accident I’ve never been late before

>>33208070
I give the crutch before I tell you how to walk with it.
YOU EGG

>>33208082
>weirds me out
obviously the hags that just want to play with non-viagra pp‘s are not the ones crying about how no man wants them, those are the ones that still hold out for the perfect man to start a family with and those are not interested in arrangements of that sorts

>>33208088
you probably live in fukken south america where its part of their custom to have the cleaning lady take the virginities of the sons of their employers

>>33208070
nta, in that context "even" refers to "in addition to" or something that is less ideal.

>>33208067
>I'll try not to get too drunk beforehand
NOT doing something is the simplest thing in the world. Just don't put alcohol in your mouth. Don't open containers of alcohol.

>>33208090
YOU COULD HAVE LED WITH AT LEAST UNPROCESSED FRUITS YOU YOLKER

>>33208074
That's not always true, 34 years old coworker recently married his 22 years old long-term gf. They met at work

>>33208071
DAMMIT

if you are injured from advice ITT you deserve it for believing anything you read on 4chan

hm

>>33208065
I'll kill you.

>>33208100
>anon does not understand banter
many such cases

>>33208100
Did that happen?

>>33208089
You got the depression.

>>33208101
what now?

>>33208108
nothing

>>33208003
>>33208019
Well, you kind of just have to be done and not wishwashy... you need to make up your mind that you're going to leave her.

>>33208065
I wouldnt marry a black girl either
or blaisan-exican mulatto mustefino wtf ever JH is

Ive been dating a girl for 2 months now. When she liked me I was quite happy because she looked really good on the pictures but in reality she looked a bit different. She has a few angles where she looks really good but in real life you can see the flaws more. I felt slightly catfished but it is what it is.

Either way, she is cool and sweet as hell. I really like her and the more time I spend with her the more I just think about her as a person I actually like rather than just a pretty face to look at. Still, I feel like I am also kind of keeping ourselves a fool. These situations always feel super tricky to me, because I want to give it a shot and just like her, on the other hand the physical attraction can sometimes be a bit lacking and it makes me feel awkard. I had a girlfriend like this before, and while I felt somewhat ok about being the pretty one (lol) she obviously hated it.

What should I do with her? Keep going and see where it goes or just end it. I want to treat her with the respect and love she deserves either way.

>>33208086
>so if all your lays were underwhelming then maybe look into that a bit closer
I suppose that's OPs point, although slightly obfuscated in wording; Men need to get better at fucking.

>>33208102
I'll kiss you.

>>33208100
>mfw I followed some masturbatory advice on here once

>>33208109
suspicious

>>33208107
I’m not telling them that
should I say I was nauseous? And couldn’t move because I was scared lol

>>33208100
Do I deserve happiness for believing it if it helped me?

>>33208113
some men are pretty good at it and to be fair, most women probably need to get better at fucking too

>>33208117
Sorry, I haven't followed the reply chain. Tell who?

>>33208117
>couldn’t move because I was scared lol
yes I am sure that will make them view you as a capable and dependable person

>>33208112
>he has a few angles where she looks really good but in real life you can see the flaws more.
Oh. You mean like a normal fucking person?

>>33208092
lol i live there but it's not custom where i live. it's actually normal people having dating app sex.
>>33208091
most older women dont want older men either thoughbeit.

>>33208089
If you have a decent record at work and aren't feeling well I doubt you'll get fired. You should see a doc though.

>>33208117
>And couldn’t move because I was scared lol
In the sense that you didn't want to vomit or...?

>>33208096
YES BUT I'M STARTING WITH BASE KNOWLEDGE SO THEY DON'T JUST GO OUT AND BUY A WHOLE CART OF FRUIT AND LET IT ROT ON THE COUNTER WHILE THEY STOP BEING THIS WAY.
M O D E R A T I O N
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>>33207604
I'm 25. There's a 35 year old woman I met a year ago that I'm still infatuated with. The only woman I've really liked in my adult life. Since then I've seen her again once, and will probably see her again next year (friends of friends etc.; we live in different cities). Since meeting her it sparked in me a huge motivation for selfmaxxing. And that's what I've been doing. I am now super fit, have a solid 6-figure career, learned a lot, and have all in all grown up, while before I met her I was more or less a tall child without direction suffering from Peter Pan Syndrome. Assuming by some miracle she's single next time we meet, I'm hoping I can build up enough confidence to court her, as I will feel "ready". The age gap is of course daunting. Mainly because we're at such different stages in life. But also because it upsets me I would have missed all her 20s and most of her 30s. Those are pivotal times in one's life, as well as valuable time on its own right.

>>33208040
>everyone just stays in their room and jerks off
Only young poor and middle class men are doing that in large enough numbers that it significantly stands out because they don't want to work a stressful physically demanding labor job for shit pay and shit benefits with no hope of ever owning a house or having a virgin wife who loves them all while society demeans them and tells they need to do more and be more despite Boomers and Gen X having all the financial power and women being the ones with all the degrees and the majority of voting power with feminism having been pushed down our throats for the last century and ongoing.

>>33208116
not rly

>>33208112
>she looked really good on the pictures but in reality she looked a bit different. She has a few angles where she looks really good but in real life you can see the flaws more
this is what a human being is. this is true for the most photogenic supermodels who have ever lived. you are inexcusably vain and need your ego checked in a big way. i hope that poor girl gets away from you before she gets hurt.

>>33208126
ok fine, the spoilage argument is valid

>>33208038
No, I’m indifferent

>>33208123
>most older women dont want older men either thoughbeit.
pretty sure this is false
wasnt there a graph where men as a whole preferred 20 year old women but women preferred men close to their own age

Gender
Longest relationship you've ever had?
Political alignment?

>>33208128
yes you are right, you are the biggest victim ever and everyone else is the abuser and there is absolutely no nuance to this dynamic in any way

>>33208089
Just say you were feeling unwell last night and must've overslept

>>33208135
M
N/A
fence-sitter

>>33208134
that does not align with anons self pity narrative, so that is not a valid argument

>>33208120
My employer
>>33208121
Scared of throwing up
>>33208124
Okay thank you. I’m going to skip lunch today to make up some time but I feel so stupid
>>33208125
Yes
What is a common anti nausea medicine that I can say I took??? Please help
Nausea is the only lie I think I can pull off because I’ve had it frequently before

>>33208135
F
11 years
Center-left-lib

>>33208135
M
4 years
Westerners would consider me right-wing

>>33208129
yes really

>>33208119
>some men are pretty good at it
By definition establish though this conversation, those are the ones who lose control enough to moan. So they are not who OP was addressing.

>>33208112
Finally the Chancellor of Exactitude appeared, and he was perfect to look upon from every angle.

>>33208143
k

>>33208137
Oh this is much better
And it isn’t even a lie because I was feeling bad last night

>>33208110
true. but i worry i may make her very sad and do something stupid. She also didnt make her

>>33208142
what do you consider yourself, anon?

>>33208094
>Just don't put alcohol in your mouth
If I have a bit though to loosen up it might help us talk more
I just won't get sloshed
>>33208117
If your manager is female tell her you're struggling with your mental health
If they're male tell them you had a stomach bug

>>33208126
>>33208132
nta I found this exchange hilarious.

ive never been to a hospital before
except when i was born
i kind want to go at least once
itd be cool i think
they look cool in the movies

>>33208135
F
5 years and going, married.
Leftie.

>>33208135
M
Like 2 weeks, girls tend to dump me after that
Anarchist
>>33208148
There you go pal

>>33208134
>pretty sure this is false
Ive heard multiple older women say so, and know plenty of older women who are with younger men
>>33208139
its not about self pity though.

>>33208126
nta could you also use freeze dried fruit? Something with no added sugar maybe?

>>33208135
M
A week.
I hate your opinion but you should have the legal right to keep it.

>>33208135
F
10 years
Radical female supremacist

>>33208111
I'M NOT ASIAN.
>>33208114
You'd lose your lips.

>>33208140
>My employer
Call it a wash and just call in sick today. You done fucked up.

>>33208157
well the women you hang out with are queers

>>33208153
Don't, they suck.

>>33208151
>If I have a bit though
No. Just no. I don't care it it'd help you loosen up. Be tense, if that's the case.

>>33208149
>She also didnt make her
Make up her mind? To treat you better? Because you are allowed to vocalize that you are unhappy and want a solution, even if the answer is to break up about it.

>>33208153
Hospitals are extremely depressing.

>>33208140
>What is a common anti nausea medicine that I can say I took?
Pepto-Bismol. Implies bad stomach as well.

>>33208135
That's a lotta libtards...

Yaay I'm employed again :D

>>33208135
M
never been in a relationship
idk i think we need to spend less on military, less on social security, and farming subsidies
but i also like guns and dislike when the govt helps non americans at our expense

>>33208156
Thanks
What if they fire me
>>33208163
Too late I’m already on my way in

>>33208172
As what? Also, congratulations!

>>33208168
nta Seriously though, what's up with the shitty food in hospitals? Isn't nutrition supposed to be really important for healing?

>>33208171
its cuz its still euro hours
all the american neets sleep till noon

>>33208175
Game art!
This time, I hopped on the educational vidyagames train because they're not dependent on market wants.

>>33208136
This is exactly what I mean. When young western men protest about anything they are told to stop acting like victims and man up or our problems are invalidated. Every other demographic of people gets tons of sympathy and help, they get another handout, all at the expense of young western men and our labor.

>>33208164
I see
>>33208167
>>33208167
oops didnt finish writing and dont remember what I was going to say lol
I guess that makes sense. thanks.

>>33208174
>Too late I’m already on my way in
Where do you work? Are you using /adv/ in the car?

>>33208171
Just the women

>>33208180
Cool!

slept ten hours, still tired

I'm looking at >>33205936 thread and I can't believe women are so evil. A man falls for your friend and instead of wishing them to be happy you go out of your way to sleep with his friends in order to cause maximum emotional harm

Girls why are you so vindictive? Why can't you just wish that others be happy too?

>>33208186
Hehe thanks anon! Pretty happy about it C:

Women would you date a sugar daddy?

>>33208180
nta Neato. Like Blues Clues type stuff? Point and click adventure game? Please say it's a point and click adventure game.

>>33208187
go back to sleep then

>>33208188
yawn

I hate women.

>>33208185
Figures

>>33208192
It's a point and click game yeah :D

>>33208184
I live nearby I just walk