Imagine she has explosive diarrhea in the middle of her speech. She tries to keep her composure best she can but the stomach ache is too much. She falls on her knees in front of lowly humans, exposing her silver butthole to the cameras. Her farts and squirts echo from every speaker, from every direction. Her once pristine surfboard dripping brown liquid. She covers her face in shame as she begs Galactus for forgiveness. She eventually loses control of the board, crashes into a filthy sidewalk.
The last thing she sees before losing consciousness is a crowd gathering around her, covering their noses, looking down on her in disgust.