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7/13/2025, 7:43:31 AM
>*New Yorker enters confessional booth*
>Eyyy bless me Faddah for I have sinned. And make it quick, da meter's about ta run out.
>What are your sins my son?
>I broke a beer bottle over a moolie's skull, and I said Famous Ray's Pizza is betta den Original Ray's
>Dat will be forty hail Mary's my son - five for da moolie, and thirty five for your blasphemy.
Fuck New York.
>Eyyy bless me Faddah for I have sinned. And make it quick, da meter's about ta run out.
>What are your sins my son?
>I broke a beer bottle over a moolie's skull, and I said Famous Ray's Pizza is betta den Original Ray's
>Dat will be forty hail Mary's my son - five for da moolie, and thirty five for your blasphemy.
Fuck New York.
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