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Anonymous No.212641344 >>212641440 >>212641497 >>212641608 >>212641608 >>212641689 >>212642690 >>212643869 >>212644504 >>212644739 >>212645055 >>212645252 >>212645334 >>212645450 >>212645534 >>212647376 >>212648170 >>212649193 >>212649516 >>212649692 >>212649872 >>212652955 >>212653794 >>212655773 >>212656583
>movie takes place in New York
>the pizza is better than what flyovers get
What causes this trope?
Anonymous No.212641440 >>212643253 >>212644958 >>212645208 >>212645358 >>212645467
>>212641344 (OP)
>paying $22 for a meat pie
Do coasties really?
Anonymous No.212641452 >>212641494 >>212641660 >>212653321
>don't have to put up with niggers
>pizza isn't that great
I'll stick with living in a flyover state.
Anonymous No.212641494
>>212641452
>flyovers are white
Anon… I…
Anonymous No.212641497 >>212641550 >>212642122 >>212642195 >>212643090 >>212644794 >>212649485 >>212652393 >>212653354 >>212656609
>>212641344 (OP)
>movie takes place in New York
>never uses the best pizza ever made
Anonymous No.212641526 >>212641646 >>212641751 >>212643022 >>212645227 >>212648046 >>212656635
is New York pizza really that much better?
Anonymous No.212641550 >>212641595 >>212651601
>>212641497
nigga, that's a quiche
Anonymous No.212641595
>>212641550
it's a pizza pie, the ingredients are just in different order
Anonymous No.212641608
>>212641344 (OP)
There's too much meat, which overwhelms everything. >>212641344 (OP)
I'd like to be able to taste the cheese and tomato sauce. Fuck this pizza.
Anonymous No.212641646 >>212642207
>>212641526
I love the King of Comedy
Anonymous No.212641660 >>212645299 >>212654671 >>212655279
>>212641452
You got a problem with hustle and bustle?
Anonymous No.212641689
>>212641344 (OP)
IT'S IN DA WATER
Anonymous No.212641751 >>212641931 >>212642214 >>212645094 >>212652737 >>212654068 >>212654096 >>212654732 >>212657222
>>212641526
Unfortunately it is. You go a state over and this is what is considered “Pennsylvania style”. Most flyovers don't even have real ‘za mom and pop shops because they don't have any real Italians. The flyovers in these threads are usually up in arms defending their local Dominos
Anonymous No.212641798 >>212643416 >>212645316 >>212649546 >>212650142 >>212651097 >>212653504 >>212653736 >>212654968 >>212654999
it's a pizza thread?
Anonymous No.212641931 >>212642031 >>212643810
>>212641751
Not Italian, but you have to understand their mentality. They’re very jealous and bitter people. Their country suffered major setbacks after getting their asses handed to them in WW2, their nation was in ruins after this and they were extremely poor and poverty fuelled, and so since then they’ve always been in the shadow of the other bigger and more influential western nations, like France, the UK and even their former allies the Germans. Not to mention the increasing influence of America and other nations of the world. Italy just became irrelevant. Even today they have slums in Italy still that are full of extreme poverty.

So after this, all they had left of influence was their food. It was the only thing they had left to be prideful of and so they can’t stand to see other nations take what they see as theirs and change it or make it better. They’re hanging into their last shred of dignity and relevance by playing ignorant, shouting and screaming if someone dares to cook “their” food. Of course the reality being it isn’t their food anymore and that Italian food in Italy has gone backwards, suffering from their years of poverty and that the evolution of their food has continued in much richer nations, America for instance has way better Italian food nowadays than Italy. You can also find better Italian food in France, which is the thing they hate the most. The fact that French food became the dominant force in gastronomy really gets to them. It’s sad, but that’s how it is.
Anonymous No.212641955 >>212642238 >>212642440 >>212643349 >>212644603 >>212646307 >>212657130 >>212657242
Look. It’s simple. If you aren't in New York, you aren't eating real pizza. Jersey doesn't count for obvious reasons. Connecticut isn't a real state, just an economic zone.
Anonymous No.212642031
>>212641931
>not Italian, but
Anonymous No.212642122
>>212641497
that's a cake made with cheese and tomatoes dumbass
Anonymous No.212642124
Its called Italians
Anonymous No.212642152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_e8sH65X-hc
Anonymous No.212642195
>>212641497
That's lasagna.
Anonymous No.212642207 >>212643181
>>212641646
it's actually Hi, Mom! (1970)
Anonymous No.212642214
>>212641751
>their local Dominos
I knew not to get a bunch of toppings on a fucking Dominoes 'za, so I just got pepperoni, and it was still shit. Literally almost every frozen 'za I've had was better than that. fuck dominoes
Anonymous No.212642238
>>212641955
>2010
Anonymous No.212642271 >>212642341 >>212642809
för me it's
Anonymous No.212642333 >>212645484 >>212645681 >>212647321 >>212648274
>movie is set in the midwest
>features the best kind of pizza
Anonymous No.212642341
>>212642271
proper lush
Anonymous No.212642440 >>212643349 >>212653013
>>212641955
this map is bullshit
Anonymous No.212642690
>>212641344 (OP)
>character in movie says they got the best pizza in town
>they proceed to eat cheese or pepperoni pizza instead of the best pizza ever made
Anonymous No.212642809
>>212642271
>swedes
>eating pizza with cum on it
Yup, checks out.
Anonymous No.212642913 >>212642967 >>212646863
>there are midwestern scumbags right now that thinks Papa Johns/Little Caesars/Dominoes/Pizza Hut/Sbarros is real authentic NY pizza and will defend it with their life

lol you dumb fucking retards.
Anonymous No.212642967
>>212642913
I know Little Caesar’s pizza isn’t authentic NY pizza. It’s better.
Anonymous No.212643022 >>212643968
>>212641526
American pizza is disgusting. Don't fall for the meme.
Anonymous No.212643045
yanks don't know about kebab shop pizzas
Anonymous No.212643090 >>212652393
>>212641497
This shit's not great.
I can see why you'd be nostalgic for it though, it's not a dish anything else around compared to.
But honestly, it kind of reminded me of some kind of broke bachelor meal. Like me attempting to make my own bread, then only having sauce and some cheese on hand.
Anonymous No.212643181 >>212644556 >>212652590
>>212642207
HA! You played right into my hand.
I knew if I asked for the movie title, I would've only received bogus joke answers.
So I named a film I knew it wasn't in order to trick you into revealing the true title.
Anonymous No.212643253 >>212643345 >>212643411 >>212645980 >>212658146
>>212641440
You call that a meat pie?
Anonymous No.212643345
>>212643253
Italians have no fucking idea what pies are, if we're going to start this.
>a pie is cheese on flat bread
What do you *mean*?
Anonymous No.212643349 >>212644677
>>212642440
>>212641955
It's fake.
My hometown town would have had the largest black population in the county at maybe 15 or 20% tops. But it's listed as the largest ethnicity for the county.
The area was very hispanic (puerto rican mostly), and almost every white person was either Italian or Irish.

It's comparing individual countries to "African American", but even still there's no way it's accurate.
Anonymous No.212643411
>>212643253
I had a couple of these when I was in Bongland. Highly recommend.
Anonymous No.212643416
>>212641798
Cease and desist posting my picture. Immediately
Anonymous No.212643810
>>212641931
>Even today they have slums in Italy still that are full of extreme poverty.

Name one that isn't populated by gypsies or nigger immigrants
Anonymous No.212643869 >>212644032
>>212641344 (OP)
can you american faggots just have another civil war buttsex session and get it over with?
Anonymous No.212643968
>>212643022
the world has spoken - no one wants to eat a tomato leaf on a cracker, luigi
Anonymous No.212644002 >>212646261
Midwestern tavern style is good. Detroit style is as well
Anonymous No.212644032
>>212643869
Anonymous No.212644504 >>212653893
>>212641344 (OP)
New Yorkers sniffing their own farts. Jersey has better pizza than NY. I wouldn't even call it a redeeming quality but it does.
Anonymous No.212644556
>>212643181
Anonymous No.212644603 >>212644720
>>212641955
>Jersey doesn't count for obvious reasons
Jersey has better pizza than NY necause our Italians do more than play into their own stereotypes and get displaced by yuppies.
Anonymous No.212644677
>>212643349
>20 percent black
>19 percent German
>15 percent English
>15 percent Irish
>12 percent polish
>12 percent French
>10 Portuguese
See how it works?
Anonymous No.212644720
>>212644603
>go to Jersey
>go to ocean grove
>enjoy it for five minutes
>dont feel the need to go back for five years
Rinse and repeat
Anonymous No.212644739 >>212645208
>>212641344 (OP)
Why do coasties insist on demeaning people? Seems like they're compensating for something
Anonymous No.212644794
>>212641497
>Two slices fills me up
>Have an entire rest of the pizza I can eat for the rest of the fucking week for free
New Yawkas don't understand how fucking great it is living in a place with German sensibilities towards food
Anonymous No.212644958 >>212645095 >>212645444 >>212649091
>>212641440
>$22

ewww what are you poor
Anonymous No.212645055
>>212641344 (OP)
Because nobody knows or care about New Haven style Connecticut pizza aka the REAL best pizza in the country. New York is good, better than flyovers, but for actually GOATed ‘za the surrounding states + New Jersey take it
Anonymous No.212645094
>>212641751
Is that a pickle or a pepper? Either way fucked up, but I'd still try it.
Anonymous No.212645095
>>212644958
god where can I pay $48 for a vodka 'za?
Anonymous No.212645185 >>212646364 >>212648296 >>212648782
This guy sucks
Anonymous No.212645208 >>212645294 >>212645445 >>212645870
>>212644739
>>212641440
>coasties
>Haha, you live within a couple hours of a beautiful beach and have good weather!
Is this how flyovers spend their days? Coming up with playground insults when they aren’t fenty folding or scamming the unemployment office?
Anonymous No.212645227
>>212641526
The secret ingredient is lead and I'm not kidding.
Anonymous No.212645252
>>212641344 (OP)
>movie takes place in Chicago
>features God’s favorite meal
>Causes 8 million Jew Yorkers to seethe forever and shit their Giants themed diapers
Anonymous No.212645294 >>212647198
>>212645208
They dont live with jews so they automatically win.
Anonymous No.212645299 >>212646189
>>212641660
Is this the EXACT same guy in that .webm where he takes a shit in that EXACT same mop bucket at that EXACT same subway station?
Anonymous No.212645316 >>212645377
>>212641798
pffft
"Happy Birthday"
Yeah right
Anonymous No.212645334 >>212645394
>>212641344 (OP)
It takes an extreme amount of money to live in NYC so they have to justify their spending somehow. Plus, there are probably more pizza places in NYC than anywhere in the US, so there's a high chance of exactly what they like being available.
Anonymous No.212645358
>>212641440
People in Kentucky probably do in 2025.
Anonymous No.212645377
>>212645316
Children, especially fat children enjoy having pizza on their birthday.
Anonymous No.212645394
>>212645334
You can literally live in NYC for less money than anywhere else.
You bitches pay so much just to drive your car and you don't realize it.
Anonymous No.212645444
>>212644958
Pizza places always have English fuck-ups on their menus.
Anonymouse No.212645445 >>212645522 >>212647281 >>212653072
>>212645208
>fenty folding
Fentanyl zombies are a costal phenomena.
In """flyover country""" as you say we still have actual laws, and people get arrested for blatantly doing drugs in public, a shocking concept to a coastie im sure.
Anonymous No.212645450
>>212641344 (OP)
jews always use the food trick to get goys to let more immigrants into the usa. in the 1900s it was italian immigrants and pizza. Before that, it was german jews with hot dogs. Boomers were raised to believe mexicans are a net positive for society because of tacos and buritos.
Anonymous No.212645467 >>212654052
>>212641440
You pay $2-3 for a slice. Eating entire pizzas is why middle America is so fat.
Anonymous No.212645484 >>212645598
>>212642333
Mmm. Over-sized toasted cheese.
Anonymous No.212645522 >>212645610
>>212645445
You just stick them on a bus to NYC and make them our problem
Anonymous No.212645534
>>212641344 (OP)
>new york, 2025
wtf thats not a kebab
Anonymous No.212645557 >>212645618 >>212645796 >>212653839
I am literally in NYC right now, waiting for my train home. Had a nice neopoltian pizza in the west village. Nice day in the city but the cloud coverage fucked up manhattanhenge.
Anonymous No.212645598
>>212645484
you're god damned right
Anonymous No.212645610 >>212645714
>>212645522
and your leaders welcome them with open arms lol. garbage gets taken to the dump
Anonymous No.212645618 >>212645796
>>212645557
I'm literally in NYC right now on my bed. I made a sandwich and didn't bother going to Manhattan today
Anonymouse No.212645681 >>212652344
>>212642333
BS, name a movie set in the Midwest where they eat pizza
Anonymous No.212645690 >>212645793 >>212645905
>Americans bragging about food
>inner city food at that which has the most awful ingredients imaginable
Anonymous No.212645702 >>212645785 >>212646302 >>212649099
Texas BBQ >>>>>> Jew York Pizza
Anonymous No.212645714 >>212647322
>>212645610
And then you call yourselves moral and talk about how much better you are than the blacks, socialists Muslims and Jews, least you're cool with Catholics finally.
Anonymouse No.212645785 >>212645829
>>212645702
Obviously.
that's comparing fine dining to gas station food though.
Anonymous No.212645793
>>212645690
but the 3rd worlder that arrived last week made it so it tastes more special
Anonymous No.212645796 >>212646089 >>212646298
>>212645557
>>212645618
do you fags take advantage of the kino culture in NYC? I visited a couple times and was floored by the sheer number of indie theaters and movies you would never see anywhere else. It was pretty based
Anonymous No.212645829
>>212645785
Well, it’s more like comparing a food a state is famous for to a food another state is famous for
Anonymous No.212645870 >>212647252 >>212649251
>>212645208
>within a couple hours of a beautiful beach
Illinois anon here. We have that too. In fact my lovely beach is about a half hour train ride away, or an hour if I wanna cross the state line to the Dunes and get drunk in public because Wisconsin is more beer than state. Anyone who lives near the Great Lakes has a good beach and islands on tap, free of the fucking great white sharks and other horrible shit that lingers on the coasts. Lmao
Reach harder
>and have good weather
We have nice weather all year round and the lake breeze keeps tornados away. We have tasty food and nice people and cheap beer and a functioning transit system. We're like New York if you surgically excised all the cunts out. You don't have shit that we don't, just a weird tiny dog mentality.
>Muh playground insults
Present your points above a fourth grade reading level and maybe you'll get some big brain comebacks. For now the only way you're getting my comeback is if you scrape it off your mom's teeth.
Anonymouse No.212645905
>>212645690
>"Mmmm the preservatives make it POP!"
>"I know right these veggies are fresh, only two weeks sitting in refrigerated shipping!"
Anonymous No.212645980
>>212643253
now this is proper food, fuck pizza
Anonymous No.212646089 >>212646252 >>212654946
>>212645796
There are indie theaters and movies pretty much anywhere vaguely metropolitan these days. You don't have to go to NYC for that.
Anonymous No.212646189
>>212645299
Yes. It's all fake
Anonymous No.212646252 >>212652068
>>212646089
No, I already lived in Boston, where there are a couple pretty good theaters. NYC had literally tens of indie theaters though. It's only about 5 times as big as Boston, but had WAY more than 5 times as many theaters.
I live in a smaller town now, and there is just one indie theater, and it's relatively lame. Goddamn if I lived in NYC I'd blow all my money and time on kino.
Anonymous No.212646253 >>212646569 >>212647395 >>212652768
>people idolizing big city pizza
Is this for real?
You guys realize that 99% of the pizza places in a big city use the exact same supplier for their stuff, which is why every place you eat at feel and taste the exact same. Fuck even the menu's are identical and just use a generic template for all the places.
>n-no but my mom's an pop place is totally unique
I sure mom and pop manage to somehow magically make connections with an unknown supplier to get their magical ingredients that differs from all the rest.
And this is most food places, which is why all generic sushi and all places is the exact same, because they buy the same kit from the same suppliers.
I thought this was general knowledge.

This is why all the good places are OUTSIDE the big cities, because they actually use different suppliers and even locally supplied stuff at times.
Anonymous No.212646261
>>212644002
This is the one.
Anonymous No.212646298 >>212646541
>>212645796
Not really indie, but I've seen some shows on Broadway. Lion King, Rain, Spiderman turn off the dark, and The Rockfeller Christmas spectacular twice. Living in NJ you get a lot of ads for shows, but I never have to balls to go see them by myself. Also a lot of them look like shit. This fucking Romeo and Juliet spinoff/retelling commercial is burnt into my fucking head.
https://youtu.be/5ZFNu8JUD-E?si=egWF1_65k2LB2Q_S
Anonymous No.212646302
>>212645702
The more animals that had to die, the tastier it gets.
Anonymous No.212646307
>>212641955
Flint and Detroit are hilarious on this map. Its like the two black kids in an all-white suburban school class photo.

t. Flintite
Anonymous No.212646364
>>212645185
He's jewish
Anonymous No.212646541 >>212646593
>>212646298
>exuberant
>joyful
lmao, turn off your ads bro
Anonymouse No.212646569
>>212646253
all your "special mom and pop pizza's" ingredients have been sitting in the same damn freezers in some warehouse in New Jersey for weeks before they finally are brought into New York City proper. You are probably eating last years produce on your pizza's and paying through the nose for it.
Anonymous No.212646593
>>212646541
I still watch cable, that's why I get them. Also, how I keep getting exposed to this show. Kinda want to see it even if it's run by a cult.
Anonymous No.212646863
>>212642913
shoo joo
Anonymous No.212647198
>>212645294
Jews own their politicians and control their industry
Anonymous No.212647252 >>212647369 >>212652791
>>212645870
>Illinois
Chicago is a worse version of every city in the country and Illinois is a bankrupt corrupt shithole.
Anonymous No.212647281
>>212645445
Fentanyl zombies just do it in their car or trailer park in flyoverland.
Anonymous No.212647321 >>212648274
>>212642333
Based. Detroit uber alles. New York is good too. Chicago isn't even pizza. Disgusting slop.
Anonymous No.212647322
>>212645714
Flyovers are massive hypocrites who are cunts to people who prop up their economies with tourism, technology, and jobs that aren’t hard labor lol
Anonymous No.212647369
>>212647252
not even the chicongonese like chicongo. and im sure eric adams can attest to the integrity of new york
Anonymous No.212647376 >>212647395
>>212641344 (OP)
>What causes this trope?

A lot of Italians in New York and a lot of competition between resteraunts.

If you're in the middle of nowhere you'll be happy with Hunts Brothers Pizza; but if you're in little Italy in NYC I'd expect the pizza should be pretty damned good.
Anonymous No.212647395
>>212647376
see >>212646253
Anonymous No.212648046 >>212654135
>>212641526
No, you'll have an easier time finding good slices at good prices but it's not different to any decent pizzaria. It's still always far too sweet like most american pizza, the city has maybe a handful of places serving NY style 'za with dough that's remarkably good. Always far, far too greasy.
I've eaten new york style pizza in a small town in Ireland ran by turkroaches that was 10x better than anything NYC had to offer during 5+ years living there, I tried them all.
Any run of the mill neapolitan joint blows them out of the park, it's not even remotely close
Anonymous No.212648170
>>212641344 (OP)
Anonymous No.212648274 >>212650930
>>212642333
>>212647321

Detroit style is the best pizza, this isn't debatable.
Anonymous No.212648296
>>212645185
Belongs in The Hague to answer for his crimes
Anonymous No.212648782
>>212645185
he 'ant 'et 'roni on da 'za because he's 'ew
Anonymous No.212649091
>>212644958
>ridiculous prices for novelty slices
At Manhattan prices the best pizza with no toppings (Lazzara’s Pizza Cafe, 9.3 as per that Barstool Dave Portnoy guy) is under $20 bucks. A a speciality ‘za would never be more than $27
I know some places charge crazy prices because they serve their meals on metal trays and everyone sits at a high table with a metal stool, but I'm telling you anon, this isn't quality.
Anonymous No.212649099 >>212652482
>>212645702
What are those four rows of tan coloured sausage? How much is that plate?
Anonymous No.212649131
does anyone have the webm of the guy cooking a pizza while using trash to keep the fire burning and the pizza had shit like mayo and green olives on it? he looked so proud of himself
Anonymous No.212649173
who here is crashing the /lit/ NYC meetup? I would but I don't leave Astoria, ever
Anonymous No.212649193
>>212641344 (OP)
I'm from Italy, NYC pizza was dogshit. Best I had in USA was in Detroit.
Anonymous No.212649251 >>212653073
>>212645870
>We have nice weather all year round
This can't be true, can it Midwestanons? I know the South has terrible summers, mild winters, and New England has long winters, but nice summer, but I thought the Midwest got the shit end of both -- hot summers and cold long winters. Weather is gay.
Anonymous No.212649442 >>212649477
The midwest is full of misery because it has no mountains. Living in a flat place is miserable and bad for the spirit
Anonymous No.212649477
>>212649442
i live in SK and wholeheartedly agree
a 100 m 30 degree incline at the lake feels mountainous to me
Anonymous No.212649485
>>212641497
I ate this and it made me float into my ceiling fan. My dozen cats had already broke the string to turn the fan off so I had to sit there for an hour getting wailed on by the fan until the motor burned out.
Anonymous No.212649516
>>212641344 (OP)
Anonymous No.212649536 >>212649577
me and my gf often enjoy a pizza while watching our kinos
Anonymous No.212649546 >>212649571
>>212641798
I like this and say this too when I get the so called “XL” pizza then it ends up being a measly 18 inches. Fuckin 18 inches? I can eat that in one bite! What is this? A pizza for ants???
Anonymous No.212649571
>>212649546
*look like this

Sorry fat fingers made me type that wrong lol #ChubLyfe
Anonymous No.212649577
>>212649536
>greasy ‘za box on the sheets
By any chance do you individuals have an acne problem? Because I may have a solution
Anonymous No.212649692 >>212649906
>>212641344 (OP)
Pizza Hut and Dominos unironically have better pizza than most independent pizza shops and I’m tired of pretending otherwise!
Anonymous No.212649872
>>212641344 (OP)
Jealous ginneys
Anonymous No.212649906
>>212649692
If you said Little Caesars you’d be right but you picked the two most dogshit pizza chains
Anonymous No.212650142
>>212641798
This fat bastard is seething that his novelty pizza wasn't big enough and that it was cut into slices so he can't eat it like a lion eating a live zebra
Anonymouse No.212650930
>>212648274
looks like dogshit.
thin crust or nothing
Anonymous No.212651097 >>212653736
>>212641798
>those monstrosities in the background
Anonymous No.212651601
>>212641550
fucking third world pizza
Anonymous No.212652068 >>212653885
>>212646252
>if I lived in NYC I'd blow all my money and time on kino.

More like blow all your money paying rent.
Anonymous No.212652344 >>212652807
>>212645681
Home Alone
Anonymous No.212652393
>>212641497
great

>>212643090
no, it's actually great
Anonymous No.212652482
>>212649099
looks like farmers sausage.
cost of that texas plate i'd say 30. im canadian though so no idea.
Anonymous No.212652590
>>212643181
Downright dastardly
Anonymous No.212652737 >>212654023
>>212641751
This. And it's not even really about the pizza it's about the "tribe". They will shit on NY pizza because they are trained to hate cities and "coastal elites". To say their shitty flyover cheesebread isn't good is to say that "America's Heartland" isn't good, and that just ain't acceptable in those there parts, don'cha know?
Anonymous No.212652768
>>212646253
grande mozarella from wisconsin is a major supplier to pizza places throughout the country, many consider it the best. yes, mom and pop places can buy it too and they do. the only problem is they only sell in bulk so if you want to buy some mozzarella for your once a month homemade pizza it's probably a bad deal
Anonymous No.212652791
>>212647252
>Chicago sux
Tell that to the skyline and the museums lolq
>Illinois is a bankrupt corrupt shithole.
Lmao bro we are one of the few states in the union who aren't reliant on government handouts
Anonymouse No.212652807 >>212653194
>>212652344
Nope.
While technically Home Alone is set in the asshole of the Midwest (Chicago) the family orders thin sliced New York style pizza (that looks like shit) from "Little Nero's". Kevin later orders more pizza from the same place, but neither pizza's are deep dish Chicago or Detroit style, which is odd given the setting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRadWIDAtRI
Anonymous No.212652870 >>212652984 >>212653132 >>212653938
New York pizza isn't even better than what you can get in any major metropolitan area. Maybe it was better 30 years ago but every major city has good food now.

Pizza just isn't that hard to do well. It's not a complex dish.
Anonymous No.212652955
>>212641344 (OP)
I only eat my za with a fork and knife.
Anonymouse No.212652984
>>212652870
It's not like a decent cook can't figure out recipes, especially when they've been making it for years.
Quality ingredients and their freshness are way more important than: "mah ma's been makin pizza fa thirty-seven years juss like her ma before her!"
Anonymous No.212653013 >>212654042
>>212642440
It isn't. I looked up an anomalous county in my region and it checks out with the census.
I wouldn't put it past some dumbass 4channer to say
>but I live around way more brown people than I should and yet the map doesn't say they're the majority. Map must be false. I trust my own eyes over some "science" map the government puts out. Everyone is lying to me at all times.
Anonymous No.212653072
>>212645445
You fucking retard. Per capita your little forgotten towns have way worse drug issues than major cities. They just don't lay on the streets with it. Maybe your area is more meth than opiates. Stay proud, Cletus.
Anonymous No.212653073
>>212649251
We got cold winters to scare off the weak and we got balmy summers thanks to the lake breeze
Anonymous No.212653132
>>212652870
Used to live in NYC, dated a girl for awhile. Went with her to visit her family in Buffalo. She talked shit about the lack of good food there for the entire time while we went out to restaurants that were fucking 10/10. NY food culture is a brain disease.
Anonymous No.212653194 >>212653275 >>212653813
>>212652807
according to the boomer from chicago that I work with:
>No one in Chicago eats deep dish! That isn't real pizza! We have many great pizza places in Chicago and NONE of them are deep dish!!
he goes on the same rant every time I bring up deep dish.
Anonymous No.212653275 >>212653488
>>212653194
sounds like horse shit. i've never heard anyone from chicago trash talk deep dish because you can't because it's the best. sausage, green peppers and onions for me. t. wisconsin
Anonymous No.212653321 >>212653371
>>212641452
Instead you put up with Mexicans and their terrible food. Your copium is off the charts.
Anonymous No.212653354
>>212641497
It's too much bread. It's a strange casserole.
Anonymouse No.212653371 >>212653538
>>212653321
Haven't you watched the news? They have fled to your """sanctuary cities"""" lol
Anonymous No.212653453 >>212653522
>*New Yorker enters confessional booth*
>Eyyy bless me Faddah for I have sinned. And make it quick, da meter's about ta run out.
>What are your sins my son?
>I broke a beer bottle over a moolie's skull, and I said Famous Ray's Pizza is betta den Original Ray's
>Dat will be forty hail Mary's my son - five for da moolie, and thirty five for your blasphemy.

Fuck New York.
Anonymouse No.212653488 >>212653647
>>212653275
As a Hoosier we felt obliged to get Chicago deep dish when passing through the great cesspit, a lot of people here claim "it's the only pizza."
I've never enjoyed it, it's a mess, it's like eating a bad lasagna that doesn't even benefit from pasta.
Anonymous No.212653504
>>212641798
Kek, hey he’s just passionate about his pizza
Anonymous No.212653522
>>212653453
top kek
Anonymous No.212653538 >>212653810
>>212653371
They will be back on farm worker visas next summer. Midwest (((farmers))) love cheap labor
Anonymous No.212653647
>>212653488
>As a Hoosier
a fucking what? sounds like a venereal disease
Anonymous No.212653729 >>212654228
i genuinely forget indiana even exists
Anonymous No.212653736
>>212651097
>>212641798
I genuinely hate this mutt aesthetic like you wouldn't believe. There's just something about the light-brown, curly hair that fills me with absolute disgust. And if they're fat too? Even worse
Anonymous No.212653746
Greek pizza > Italian pizza
Anonymous No.212653794
>>212641344 (OP)
Why does american pizza always look so gross?
Anonymouse No.212653810 >>212653857
>>212653538
you're a dumb fuck. You don't need "farm labor" for corn, basedbeans, wheat, etc. the staple Midwest crops. You need a farmer, and a combine.
You need illegal immigrants/i.e. slave labor to pick crops in California like avocado's, strawberries, lettuce, and WEED
This will kill California's economy long before it effects the Midwest.
The CAFO's that employ illegals for livestock farms can get fucked, everyone here hates them and will be happy to see them go bankrupt.
Anonymous No.212653813
>>212653194
>>No one in Chicago eats deep dish!
I do so he's wrong on that. It's certainly not the most popular cuz no one wants to lug around a cheese wheel of a pie. But when I take girls out to dates it's usually a deep dish place
Anonymous No.212653839
>>212645557
NYC used to be a unique experience for me because you could walk a block, smell some amazing food in one instant, and then the scent immediately switches to literal garbage as you approach the next block. But now, you walk a block, smell amazing food, smell a fuckin weed shop, then you smell the garbage. So it's
>food
>weed
>trash
>food
>weed
>even more weed
>trash
I fuckin hate that weed is legal now, man
Anonymous No.212653857 >>212654064 >>212655058
>>212653810
> You don't need "farm labor" for corn, basedbeans, wheat, etc. the staple Midwest crops. You need a farmer, and a combine
Why are we pretending that American farmers don’t import brown Mexicans to undercut native labor?
Anonymous No.212653885
>>212652068
that too probably
Anonymous No.212653893
>>212644504
>Jersey has better pizza than NY
*Connecticut
Anonymous No.212653938 >>212653990
>>212652870
>Pizza just isn't that hard to do well. It's not a complex dish.
There's a difference between making a pizza that tastes "well" and making a pizza that tastes amazing. THAT is the complex part
Anonymous No.212653990 >>212654076
>>212653938
Oh there's a difference between mediocre food and great food? What an observation you made. I'm glad you shared it with us.
Anonymous No.212654023
>>212652737
all the best ny pizza places use mozzarella from the midwest
Anonymous No.212654042
>>212653013
It is. German is not the majority ethnicity outside a few Midwestern states. There are DNA tests that prove this, way beyond a map with self-reported """"""data"""""".
Anonymous No.212654052 >>212654912
>>212645467
You don't have friends and family to share pizza with? Even then we often save some as leftovers.
Anonymous No.212654064
>>212653857
Scratch a “conservative republican small business owner” and they will bleed brown scab labor lol
Anonymous No.212654068 >>212654226
>>212641751
>flyovers
You mean the parts of this country that aren't a shithole yet? You call them flyovers but everyone who lives there prays that coastal faggots keep flying over and don't move there and shit it up like they have almost everywhere else.
Anonymous No.212654076 >>212654119
>>212653990
I didn't say mediocre. I used "well" which is what the other guy said. Those are different words for a reason. "Great" and "amazing" are different too
Anonymous No.212654096
>>212641751
>The flyovers in these threads are usually up in arms defending their local Dominos
europoors do the same shit. They literally defend their local fast food slop like morons
Anonymous No.212654119
>>212654076
You say literally nothing and think you're making a good point. You don't have to post if you don't have anything to say.
Anonymous No.212654135 >>212654376
>>212648046
>Any run of the mill neapolitan joint blows them out of the park
Anonymous No.212654226 >>212654560
>>212654068
>You mean the parts of this country that aren't a shithole yet?
Every city in flyover country is a crime ridden shithole except unlike the coasts they have worse weather
Anonymous No.212654228
>>212653729
Imagine being OLDER than Illinois and still being a fucking failure in comparison
Anonymous No.212654376
>>212654135
Somehow I doubt you will find many neapolitan pizzerias in tourist trap skiing locations willing to work on a school trip budget. That's a mass produced pre-cooked slop.
Anonymous No.212654560 >>212654780
>>212654226
>Every city in flyover country is a crime ridden shithole
Bro you guys had to literally rewrite criminal laws to keep your prisons from being overwhelmed
Anonymous No.212654671
>>212641660
This looks legit but then again the Spider-Man guy... right? Like that must be a set up. But it looks like a real robbery. Help.
Anonymous No.212654732
>>212641751
>let me tell you about your state
I was born and lived in Pennsylvania for 30 years and I have never seen nor heard of whatever the fuck that gruel is in your pic. I also lived in a small suburb of Pittsburgh and we absolutely did have a real mom and pop run by a whole Italian family.
Anonymous No.212654780 >>212655186
>>212654560
We export our prisoners to flyovers lol
Anonymous No.212654912
>>212654052
This mentality is why you’re all so fat.
Anonymous No.212654946
>>212646089
The only indie theater in my city shut down because of covid.
Anonymous No.212654968
>>212641798
Kiddie sized pizza in the united states
Anonymous No.212654999
>>212641798
makes me proud to be english
I know he isn't, but he looks and writes like he is
Anonymous No.212655058
>>212653857
Genuinely, what the hell is these faggot's problem? I feel like a majority of people who voted for Trump are all just basically dems but want to le troll blue haired college kids and don't have any actual conservative convictions.
Anonymous No.212655186
>>212654780
Sounds kinda crime ridden if you ask me anon

I think it's all over hyped anyway but you're nuts if you think the coasts are anything but crime ridden compared to Podunk, USA
Anonymous No.212655279
>>212641660
GET'EM SPIDER-MAN!
Anonymous No.212655773
>>212641344 (OP)
new yorkers have some weird idea that everyday things are special and don't exist outside of nyc
"NY slices" are just your average pizza slice you'd find anywhere in Europe, except maybe a bit thinner.
It's like them feeling the need to talk about BODEGAS instead of calling them what they are, corner stores often open late/24h.
I have 5 of these open within a 1km radius of me and I don't shit my pants because the arab/old lady running it has a cat hanging around and serves trash coffee
Anonymous No.212656583
>>212641344 (OP)
the nitrites on the pizza could probably kill an elephant
Anonymous No.212656609
>>212641497
stop shitposting chicago anon and get back to revitalizing the pinball industry that once made your city famous
I'm serious
nigga
Anonymous No.212656635
>>212641526
would plap until she died of dehydration
Anonymous No.212657130
>>212641955
>no color for Czech ancestry
>and it's not like all of south east Nebraska
Anonymous No.212657222
>>212641751
>they don't have any real italians
you just described the entire USA
you have italian-americans which are basically vaguely mediterranean-coded people larping as what they imagine (wrongly) italians are like
Anonymous No.212657242
>>212641955
I can almost see the origin of the blues music over there
it was the Irish
Anonymous No.212658146
>>212643253
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Anonymous No.212658165 >>212658946 >>212659277
1) pizza isn't even from italy
2) you can make your own in like 30 seconds at home, heat up a pan, drop a slice of bread in, ketchup, cheese etc. sit the pizza on a plate and whip the pan over the top to melt the cheese. basically free
Anonymous No.212658946
>>212658165
>ruining delicious bread with melted cheese with catsup
anon...
Anonymous No.212659277
>>212658165
>drop a slice of bread in, ketchup, cheese etc
this is how real Americans (TM) make 'za. It's just cheese, bread, and toe' sauce.