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8/2/2025, 12:31:30 AM
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Uhh, no? He was originally a boy scout incarnate, Danzo and Oro fucked him up beyond recognition. He didn't even want to be a ninja, he was basically a pacifist unlike 99% of Nardo characters. He just wanted a quiet life by his adoptive mother's side. He enjoyed healing people and was selflessly helping run the orphanage, he secretly sacrificed himself to save other orphans.
Even after all the horrific shit he went through and becoming ninja Mengele's disciple his original personality still shines through now and then. Like he's obviously fond of kids and doesn't hurt them unless he absolutely has to, unlike certain others. e.g. during the battle with Tsunade he told Naruto he would kill him if he got in the way (Orochimaru actually wanted Naruto dead) but then handled him with kid gloves when Naruto attacked him (picrel), multiple times. He actually pulled out his ninja info cards at some point and started lecturing Naruto about the importance of tactical retreat, right after beating the everliving shit out of Shizune and Tsunade. The stuff he says to Naruto actually mirrors Tsunade worrying about her little brother, except Kabuto goes out of his way to look mean while he's knocking sense into Naruto. For obvious reasons.
Ever since Kabuto's introduction he was constantly acting like a long-suffering babysitter to a bunch of brats, and later on it becomes clear it wasn't an act, it's just his personality. Like at the beginning of part 2 when he's reprimanding Sasuke for talking back to Orochimaru. And he keeps helping and healing his enemies, for tactical reasons, allegedly. Shit's hilarious.
So no, he was actually born to become mother theresa, or a grade school teacher at the very least. Director of an orphanage is a perfectly suitable line of work for Kabuto, especially in the world where Oro gets to be a mommy.
Uhh, no? He was originally a boy scout incarnate, Danzo and Oro fucked him up beyond recognition. He didn't even want to be a ninja, he was basically a pacifist unlike 99% of Nardo characters. He just wanted a quiet life by his adoptive mother's side. He enjoyed healing people and was selflessly helping run the orphanage, he secretly sacrificed himself to save other orphans.
Even after all the horrific shit he went through and becoming ninja Mengele's disciple his original personality still shines through now and then. Like he's obviously fond of kids and doesn't hurt them unless he absolutely has to, unlike certain others. e.g. during the battle with Tsunade he told Naruto he would kill him if he got in the way (Orochimaru actually wanted Naruto dead) but then handled him with kid gloves when Naruto attacked him (picrel), multiple times. He actually pulled out his ninja info cards at some point and started lecturing Naruto about the importance of tactical retreat, right after beating the everliving shit out of Shizune and Tsunade. The stuff he says to Naruto actually mirrors Tsunade worrying about her little brother, except Kabuto goes out of his way to look mean while he's knocking sense into Naruto. For obvious reasons.
Ever since Kabuto's introduction he was constantly acting like a long-suffering babysitter to a bunch of brats, and later on it becomes clear it wasn't an act, it's just his personality. Like at the beginning of part 2 when he's reprimanding Sasuke for talking back to Orochimaru. And he keeps helping and healing his enemies, for tactical reasons, allegedly. Shit's hilarious.
So no, he was actually born to become mother theresa, or a grade school teacher at the very least. Director of an orphanage is a perfectly suitable line of work for Kabuto, especially in the world where Oro gets to be a mommy.
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