>>714932309
>No sexualizing Pauline
FUCK
welp, guess the zip will have to wait till next time and I'll have to just discuss the game

honestly at first I wasnt sure about it, I didnt, as a 32 year old, see the point of the smashing stuff. As a kid or teen it wouldve been awesome, I spent probably 500 hours in the original red faction + guerrilla just smashing buildings, playing demolition crew, simulating a terrorist last stand by spending an hour just laying out cars with bombs and stuff in a parking lot of that one massive building up north, with carefully done, sledgehammering of the building so that when they pass the car park, and im done shooting I can lay a smack down and drop the building

fuck, I wasted so much time having fun blowing stuff up for no reason. DK is going to be a smash (kek) hit with kids or early teens for sure just for that.

But now im more interested in a challenging platformer, DK has more challenge than mario historically and unfortunately it looked like they had changed that. But then the latest direct happened, and I was sold. They showed hints of much harder later game levels and challenge rooms, the game was oozing style and soul. Game has a heart.

it may not be challenging but its definately going to be fun and soulful, it feels like a game from the 90s/00s.
>>714932420
>Last thread nuked because it had the word loli in it I think. We can't have nice things because pervs ruin everything.
if it was the one from monday, that was me, I dumped all my not safe for jannies.