Congrats NASCAR on hyping up an unexciting road course race that took place in front of a mild crowd on a track devoid of elevation changes (or any character, really) and a winner that was so predictable, Vegas still gave him 2:1 odds despite racing with diarrhea.

NASCAR used to be synonymous with unpredictable, crazy shit happening, but it's now as exciting as some rando's private iRacing league where half of the series are literal who's with generated names you'd see 10 years into a Madden dynasty, and free road courses on the schedule that the host said he'd make a default setup for, but forgot, and now nobody can pass except the one guy with road racing experience because he binged on Assetto Corsa when he was 15.