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>Bill
>Bill
>Invitation from Pinkie to a birthday party
>Invitation from Pinkie to a different birthday party
>Invitation from Pinkie to a third different birthday party
>Bill
>Invitation from Pinkie to an anniversary party
>Junk
>Invitation from Pinkie to a wedding party
>Magazine
>Invitation from Pinkie to a rock lecture
>Creepy unsigned envelope
>Invitation from Pinkie to a fune-
>Wait
>Your eyes didn't lie
>There is indeed a creepy unsigned envelope
>Your address isn't written on it
>There's no return address
>No signature
>Just a gold stamp
>With a sun symbol on it
>Some part of you isn't sure if you want to open it
>But you nearly got bitten in half the other day
>A possible paper cut from an envelope won't stop you
>With some struggle with your hooves and teeth, you manage to open the envelope without tearing the letter
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>'To my little pony known as Anonymous. Greetings, from Canterlot Castle, as you may know, my sister has taken some note of you, and my dear student Twilight has written a not insignificant letters to me about you, your circumstances, your recent growth and, most curiously to me of all, your heroics of late. I'd like to personally invite you to Canterlot Castle, that I might personally thank you for your deeds in the Everfree Forest. I look forward to hearing from you.'
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>Then a signature at the bottom that you can't read and some fancy titles added for posterity
>THE princess
>Wants to see you?
>You snort
"Yeah right"
>With a laugh you crumple up the obvious hoax and bin it
>Luna could go into your dreams
>The princesses obviously didn’t need something as mundane as letters
>You didn't know ponies had scam mail
>Oh well
>No skin off your nose
>You wonder how many rubes have fallen for that trick only to get beaten up in a Canterlot alley and had their bits stolen
>But not you
>Earth has trained you to know better
>With a small whistle of an aimless tune you head off to bed to take the nap that's been calling you
>Then some food after
>You never did finish that milkshake

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heatwave after heatwave after heatwave slowed me down, work was work, and ironically in the heat I caught a cold, but my green continues, slowly