Every Tuesday comes around and it's Tubby Tuesday. Because I'm fat. My great big bulbous fucking undulating ass creaks when I sit down and groans when I stand up. My unwieldy tree trunk thighs visibly affect the feng shui at dinner parties. My tits sway to and fro like a white southern belle in a sundress on a tree swing. When I eat food, even healthy food, it paints a picture of grotesque horror as my dehydrated saliva audibly engulfs whatever poor god forsaken morsel I'm inclined to shove into my swollen and pressurized gullet. My stomach, oblong and cantilevered, creases at the waist and droops into my groin like a Hebrew's nose. My heart yearns for love, but God prescribes me suffering.

Current routine:

Approx Daily Diet:
-3 eggs, sum cheese, tomatoes, little olive oil
-1/2 pound grilled chicken with sum mayo
-Lentil soup I make myself with sum olive oil and swedish crisp bread shit
- 1/4th to 1/3rd of a big ass watermelon

Exercise:
- 10 mile bike ride daily until I figure out actual workout routine. Thinking mix of swimming, bike riding, and incline treadmill for cardio 3x/week. Then normal strength routine 3x/week.

Fasting:
-36 hour water fast once a week, from when I go to sleep sat night to midday monday.

Supplements:
-Full Bryan Johnson nigger blueprint stack.
-Otherwise, no coffee, no nicotine, no alcohol.