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I take them money and tell them to make a big media hubbub about how they aren't going to publish Batman any longer. Then, after a year of no Batman, Batman gets rebooted with the Batman Returns designs and style.

I'll get somebody to compose the bones of a multi-layered heist story, with Neal Adams doing the art and putting meat on it with dialog.

There will be Penguin rocketeers.

Batman will be shirtless.

There will be Bat-Penis.