I swear these fuckers are sentient, or it's mad at me for shitposting about it in this thread

>radiator a shit
>replace it
>oops coolant in transmission
>tow to shop
>four trans flushes
>ok all good now
>install new alterator
>12 trips to oreillys to get the right size belt for it
>new distributor and rotor
>new spark plug wires
>CB radio installed
>GMRS radio installed
>bitchin' new rear speakers (from the 90s)
>test drive car
>all works
>gets a bit warm when idling too long but I can fix that
>get taco bell
>skip dairy queen because the line is way too long
>finally driving home
>transmission throws a fit in overdrive in front of a cop
>that's fine I still need to adjust the line pressure
>third gear only
>long uphill stretch
>get to intersection famous for t-bones where people die
>...
>...
>...
>fuel pump decides its finally time to shit the bed

I made it home despite the pump giving out on me three times but damn!!!!! let me drive you!!!!! you fat panther bitch!!!!!