>>34010164
32/m/us

>About
my hamper is filled with ironic oversized graphic t-shirts of various hoodmaxed cartoon characters and colorful pants. I'm often distracted and reminded of how cool I am. I don't infodump, you have to unravel the secrets I hide. There's no merit in me I giving you all my information on food influencer gimmicks because Carl Jung said to be wary of unearned knowledge. I will, however, share this nugget of insight: The fellas down at the bathhouse call me Carl Hung, but the Wake County Police Department call me a public restroom menace. It's fine though, cuz you ain't got no haters you ain't poppin' is you?

>LOOKING for
I can't tell you and even if I could, I won't tell you. You'll wait like everyone else and find out in the manifesto or the evening news depending on if I wake up early... Its a fat bitch that can't cook. Or a jewish woman with bad teeth and poor self esteem. Not because of her teeth but because she dropped out of college twice and has stretch marks.

>Not looking for
Huckleberry Finn book club. Children (under 21), "dude your post was funny, I'm going to now drool and stare at you while I type lol at 0.5 WPM"

>>34015180
Its me. I'm the antisocial gay guy. I

I.am.rigward is my discord