Stupid SEGA! That stupid SEGA!

Ever since that Forces slop, they've been lettin' the Amerisharts have their way! It was just a rehash of that old SatAM cartoon! Buncha nonsense! But it made money, so now that's all they care about!

Then the movies came out, made by more Americans, and made a mountain of cash. Now SEGA's convinced that's the only way! The hog has to be part of some government group, fightin' some war! What's yer offer?! Nothin' but what the West wants!

And now this "Restoration"! Bah! It's the final nail in the coffin! It's the Freedom Fighters all over again, but now it's gonna be official! Gonna have that stupid sheep tellin' the hog where to go and what to do! He's not gonna be a wanderer anymore, he's gonna be a soldier! A resistance fighter!

That's it! I'm gettin' me mallet! They're ruinin' everything! Stupid hog