I went to a church pantry, got "Southgate beef stew". It's the kind of food I imagine hasn't changed in hundreds of years, there wasn't even microwave instructions on the can

Tastes of a gamey slightly metallic beef broth, no large chunks of vegetable or beef, just sort of finely shredded beef and tiny tidbits of potato and carrots. I threw in mini crackers

I like to imagine I'm some gruff vigilante cowman eating this at my dark retreat