ONCE UPON A TIME
THERE WAS A BEAUTIFUL MMORPG
THAT FELL TO APATHY AND ROTTED INSIDE AND OUT

>Oh god, another fucking talk to Wuk'Lamat quest?
>How?! How did we go from Endwalker to this?!
>Help... a shred of battle content, please...

THE MORE ITS PLAYERS CLUNG TO LIFE, THE MORE THEY SUFFERED

>Please hold on! It gets better at lvl97!
>A-At least... the dungeons are better than usual...
>We will have more content than Stormblood!

UNTIL THEY CURSED NOT THE GAME, BUT THEIR FELLOW PLAYERS

>You just want instant gratification! Let them cook the next arc!
>It's a worldbuilding expansion! It's supposed to be slow!
>You just hate trans people!

Those who played and decayed... those who had enough and unsuscribed...
And the very last of them wished they never played at all.