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>THIS SUMMER
>Cuts to Anon getting sucked into the tv
>*Generic modern pop song starts playing*
>THIS HUMAN...
"Woah, what is this place...?"
>Que Pinkie Pie's obligatory mile per minute greeting
>Anon leans over to a nearby background pony
"Did you catch of that?"
>WILL BE GETTING
>Montage of Anon meeting the rest of the Mane 6
>Twilight has him hooked up to a machine
>Dash smokes him in a race
>Rairty is screaming at his socks and sandals
>Fluttershy is sperging out because she thinks he's a weird animal
>Applejack accidentally hurts him with a hoofshake
>A LITTLE HORSE
"Y'know, this place might not be so bad!"
>Anon pulls out his phone, only to be greeted by a bright flashing "NO SIGNAL"
"Erm... nevermind this place sucks."
>BUT THIS HUMAN
>Cuts to Nightmare Moon laughing
>"Do you FOOLS really think you can defeat me?"
>Nightmare Moon fires a magic beam that bounced around, eventually hitting Anon in the crotch
>The ponies wince as Anon writhes on the ground cupping his nuts
"D-didn't hurt."
>WILL LEARN THE MAGIC
>Montage of Anon and the mane 6 bonding through their adventure
"Back home... I never felt special. But you six make me feel... feel like I finally belong somewhere."
>OF FRIENDSHIP
>THIS SUMMER IS GOING TO BE
>Tone shifting slapstick montage
>Random shot of Rairty making Anon wear a frilly dress
>Sweetie Belle walks in
>"aaawkward..."
>FULL OF UNBRIDLED FUN
>Montage of every time a character says "Anon"
>ANON IN EQUESTRIA
Screen cuts to Lyra heavily breathing as she looms over Anon
"Uh... nice horsie?"
>Trailer cuts to black with Anon's shrill scream