This is real: https://www.theinsneider.com/p/my-little-pony-live-action-film-amazon-mgm-studios-hasbro-emmy-nominations-reactions-werwulf-casting

The details are hidden behind a paywall. Someone post them, please.

https://variety.com/2025/film/news/my-little-pony-movie-live-action-amazon-mgm-hasbro-1236461858/

Different article but you can weep all the same.

I found another article that’s not paywalled. Not a lot of information in it. I’m assuming the original has nothing more. https://variety.com/2025/film/news/my-little-pony-movie-live-action-amazon-mgm-hasbro-1236461858/

Anyway, time to kill myself. See you all in Hell. Can’t be any worse than this.

>>42361285 (OP)
>The details are hidden behind a paywall. Someone post them, please.
>what is archive.today

>>42361293

THIS SUMMER

literally who cares
if it doesn't have the mane 6, it's not worth caring about

>>42361285 (OP)
well at least i'm drunk so thos doesn't feel as bad tpo hear abotu

>>42361303
It obviously will.

>>42361285 (OP)
I hope this isn't G4

>>42361285 (OP)
What kind of fucking retarded goblins are working at Hasbro to think this is even remotely a good idea?

>>42361307

>>42361307
why would it
it's evident hasbro is trying to do a new reboot with g6 from all indications
they'd rather leave g4 in the past

>>42361308
>>42361309
Snap

>>42361300
it's gonna be slop but nothing's gonna be worse than g5

>>42361318
lmao

>>42361316
>it's evident hasbro is trying to do a new reboot with g6 from all indications
What the hell are you talking about? Literally everything that leaked from it was G4 based, we heard that the original planned series was called G4.2 internally, they’ve shifted all their social media pages and marketing to focus on G4, they’re pumping out more G4 toys now… Where did you get any indication that they were moving past it?

>>42361301
ONE ANON

>>42361319
>nothing's gonna be worse than g5
you underestimate hasbro

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Okay but is this actually live action or will this be a 'cartoony ponies interacting with live action humans' deal a la Roger Rabbit
Obviously they can't use real ponies so they would be CGI anyway but you get what I mean, I just cannot imagine realistic looking ponies being appealing in any way

>>42361329
It'll be like the original version of the Sonic movie or that Detective Pikachu movie. Uncomfortably real.

>>42361323
all of that was cancelled before it was even leaked
hasbro hates the mane 6 and that's even evident from the leaks given the plans they had included a new series with only Twi, Pinkie and Dash and those internal emails wanting to either get rid or completely overhaul AJ's character
mane 6 don't sell toys because the only people who connect to them still are nostalgic adults

>>42361339
>overhaul AJ
I forgot about that

>>42361329
I’m thinking of every possibility and there’s literally not a single option where “good movie” is even conceivable. It’s really just a question of which is the least horrible in every conceivable way. The least bad option is that it’s just an animated movie with a brief live action scene that’s prominence is exaggerated in the trailers, like basically all the SpongeBob movies. It’s still gonna suck, but all the other possibilities are infinitely worse.

>>42361339
That was clearly a G5.5 and not a proper G6. And yes, they want to get rid of Applejack and G6 Applejack will probably be very different than G4 Applejack. It will still be the mane six in terms of names and basic designs though.

>>42361324
>Yo, listen up here's a story, About a little guy, That lives in a blue world.

>>42361339
>all of that was cancelled before it was even leaked
Doesn’t matter. This abomination is what they decided on instead. It’s still gonna be G4-based.

>>42361301
>THIS SUMMER
>Cuts to Anon getting sucked into the tv
>*Generic modern pop song starts playing*
>THIS HUMAN...
"Woah, what is this place...?"
>Que Pinkie Pie's obligatory mile per minute greeting
>Anon leans over to a nearby background pony
"Did you catch of that?"
>WILL BE GETTING
>Montage of Anon meeting the rest of the Mane 6
>Twilight has him hooked up to a machine
>Dash smokes him in a race
>Rairty is screaming at his socks and sandals
>Fluttershy is sperging out because she thinks he's a weird animal
>Applejack accidentally hurts him with a hoofshake
>A LITTLE HORSE
"Y'know, this place might not be so bad!"
>Anon pulls out his phone, only to be greeted by a bright flashing "NO SIGNAL"
"Erm... nevermind this place sucks."
>BUT THIS HUMAN
>Cuts to Nightmare Moon laughing
>"Do you FOOLS really think you can defeat me?"
>Nightmare Moon fires a magic beam that bounced around, eventually hitting Anon in the crotch
>The ponies wince as Anon writhes on the ground cupping his nuts
"D-didn't hurt."
>WILL LEARN THE MAGIC
>Montage of Anon and the mane 6 bonding through their adventure
"Back home... I never felt special. But you six make me feel... feel like I finally belong somewhere."
>OF FRIENDSHIP
>THIS SUMMER IS GOING TO BE
>Tone shifting slapstick montage
>Random shot of Rairty making Anon wear a frilly dress
>Sweetie Belle walks in
>"aaawkward..."
>FULL OF UNBRIDLED FUN
>Montage of every time a character says "Anon"
>ANON IN EQUESTRIA
Screen cuts to Lyra heavily breathing as she looms over Anon
"Uh... nice horsie?"
>Trailer cuts to black with Anon's shrill scream

>>42361285 (OP)

>THIS SUMMER
>Everyone's favorite little ponies
>Are coming to the big screen
>G6 Pinkie Pie voiced by Sabrina Carpenter: Holy bleams
>Doechii song plays in the trailer

>>42361303
Winds seem to point to Hasbro potentially rebooting g4 based on some investor pieces that were floating around recently. It makes sense since G4 was peak success for MLP as a franchise and investors demand 0 creativity since they see it as monetarily safe. Same reason why we are going to be forced into yet another lame live action film with human characters. It's going to be the old copypasta all over again.

You could at least give it a chance?

>>42361357
kino

>>42361368

It's also possible that by 'live action' they mean it in the stupid way Disney does with their Lion King remake and it just means uncomfortably realistic CG.

>>42361368
>You could at least give it a chance?
I gave g5 a chance and it fucking sucked
I wouldn't trust hasbro to make anything good even if they had the best writers and animators in the world.
They'd find a way to fuck it up

>it's directed by tamers12345

>>42361368
I could also give suicide a chance. Let’s be real, which one is more likely to not disappoint me?

>>42361285 (OP)
>THIS SUMMER

>>42361381
Well, yes, they're not going to use actual ponies, anon.

>>42361387
Wow! Now it's guaranteed to suck now that tamers is on board.

>>42361371
Would you still be shitting on it if they announced Faust was behind this film

>>42361399
2010 faust, not 2025 faust

Just think: bronies are going to watch this, and internalize the personality changes (flanderization, woketardism...) that Hasbro is going to introduce, claiming this is now "canon". They will make fanart and fanfictions of it, further desecrating the original versions of the characters. Tiktok kids are going to tell other kids that "Applejack is black coded now" and that people need to update their headcanons accordingly.

This isn't just going to be something that can simply be ignored and then think it won't affect us. This is going to affect all fan content whether we like it or not.

>>42361399
Yes.

>>42361393
What I mean is the Lion King movie had no real shots, it was purely CG and it of course had no people in it. This movie could do the same thing but with a photorealistic Equestria, given the Disney live action remakes have sold like hotcakes.

>>42361399
Absolutely. As long as Hasbro has anything to do with it, it WILL suck.

>>42361357
brb killing myself

>>42361404
And what mongs on tiktok do impacts me as a /mlp/ poster how exactly?

>>42361412
Because they influence the collective fanon.

I don't think AJ and RD are a gay couple, but I still have to contend with tons of such material being made of my waifu just because it's "canon".

>>42361285 (OP)
>this is the trailer
https://pony.tube/w/iFM6WETDREsX5G1ipQ5fh3

>>42361408
I never understood that, why are uncanny photorealistic remakes considered even slightly appealing vs their original, soulfully animated masterpieces?

>>42361359
>G6 Pinkie Pie voiced by Sabrina Carpenter
Fuck, this is what they're going to do
All the mane six will be voiced by the latest zoomer celebs
Olivia Rodrigo Rainbow Dash
They'll probably get Jack Black in as Discord or something too

>>42361428
>why are uncanny photorealistic remakes considered even slightly appealing vs their original, soulfully animated masterpieces?
Are they? I never see anybody say anything good about these films unless they're being paid to.
Then again I don't pay attention to modern movies so what do I know?

>>42361428
Because normalfags.

>>42361285 (OP)
WHICH ONE OF YOU INBRED MOTHERFUCKS ASKED THE MONKEY PAW FOR ANOTHER MOVIE
LOOK WHAT YOU FUCKING DID

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO!

>>42361438
I wanted the franchise to remain dormant forever, don't look at me

>I am Anon
>As a child I yearned for the mares

>>42361438
crying, I did it, I watched the paw curl and a chill went up my spine
I just wanted new content

>I get to watch everything I love get destroyed
>again

>>42361433
They keep making money and Hollywood repeats the formula so some people like it.

>live action
This time I'm really gonna do it

>>42361431
>>42361359


>Spike will be there too who will be played by Criss Pratt, he's so cool

>>42361433
The majority of the world is made up of people who don't think, they just consoom. This is why making money is so fucking easy if you just put out something of acceptable quality. You barely have to try.
>>42361468
And this, except Spike has the same voice Chris Pratt used for Mario.

>>42361440
What is there to be excited about

COMIN IN HOT

The saving grace of this is that they make make a mare fart.

New movie will likely have the "goat screaming joke"

>>42361473
More pony and more salt due to said pony.

>>42361480
please kill yourself

>>42361482
fuck you

20% more kino, coming soon to a theater near you

>>42361483
Never.

>>42361485
Pony will keep poni ponying, with or without you!

>>42361489
how did he know? is hollywood really that predictable?

>>42361359

>Rihanna is Rainbow Dash

>>42361489
I hate the formula so much. I hate suits. I hate multibillion dollar media conglomerates. I fucking hate it.
almost makes me want to get off my ass and make something but I know that since it would come from a place of spite, what I make would be inauthentic.

>>42361496
>Zendaya as Princess Luna

Applejack is going to be played by Ryan Gosling

>>42361475
Me jumping off the nearest overpass

>>42361499
fuck that. fuck hasbro.
just make your dream project bitch.
don't worry about THEM worry about making those fukcing horses
it's not about spiting hasbro, it's about making people happy NIGGER

>>42361285 (OP)
ITS BACKKKK I NEVER STOPPED BELIEVINGGGGG WE ARE SO BACK G4 IS BACK BABYYYYY

>I...am...ANON

>>42361339
Companies are thriving on nostalgia now, even shit aimed at children.
Just look at all the kids shows that have been rebooted like Animaniacs and FOP even though it's original audience are adults now.
Even Doctor Who brought David Tennant and now Billie Piper back even though the main audience weren't even born when they were in the roles.
You really think Hasbro is an exception?

Amy Pascal must be furious that they stole her idea.

>>42361285 (OP)
I can't even begin to fathom what we did to deserve this

Seth Rogan as Spike

>>42361516
holy retard

>>42361525
stop I can only get so fucking tired of it all

>>42361524
>what we did to deserve this
We dared to exist and enjoy things.

>>42361502
>>42361525
>Awkwafina IS Rainbow Dash

>>42361431
jack black as discord would unironically go hard tho

there's just something about jack playing villains that fits him perfectly

>>42361339
>from the leaks given the plans they had included a new series with only Twi, Pinkie and Dash and those internal emails wanting to either get rid or completely overhaul AJ's character
>mane 6 don't sell toys because the only people who connect to them still are nostalgic adults
Yes but those emails happened before CHYNA and they worship the mane 6 and also loved Applejack more than rainbow dash or Fluttershy. Not many western media can currently compete with Chinese or Japanese media on chinese market. The fact that MLP of all things managed to do so is basically a sign from the heaven for Hasbro. If they scrap Applejack they will get millions of threats from the Chinese fans.

>>42361342
Hail Hasbro.

>>42361535
what kind of retarded fucking name is awkwafina

>>42361543
Personally I think Rainbow Dash being played by a bottle of water would be kino

>>42361543
Stage name for Asian girl who thinks she's black

This winter, these little ponies are headed to the Big City.

theres no way people like this are real

>>42361285 (OP)
>Hold your horses
>Hey! (While holding up hay)
>Stop horsing around!
>(Dash joke)
>That horse loves apples! (Uh, how can you tell?)
>You know what this calls for? A party! (Oh, Pinkie Pie! [laughter])
>Lend me a hand here (Uh, don't you mean hoof?)
>Darling Darling Daarrlinggg
>Oh, oh dear (Shy horse uses her wings to cover face)
>(Dragon appears) Is it just me, or is there a dragon in front of us? (Really? A world of talking colored horses, a dragon is what interests you?)
>Friendship. Is. Magic!
>Bro (I'm a pony) So do I call you a brony?
>You are my little ponies
>Write me a report every week- (But Celestia, I'm a horse)
>Saddle up! (Hey watch where you're touching!)

>>42361489
>09/02/12

>>42361549
>Stage name for Asian girl who thinks she's black
So what kind of slur am I supposed to call this thing then?
>>42361554
>reddit is fucking retarded
Many such cases

>>42361540
>Chinks love the Yankee-doodle horse
Holy fuck, I kneel

>>42361489
>this is it bon
>I'm finally gonna do it
>I'm finally gonna kill myself
>"hurry up my phone's dying"

>>42361554
>>42361469

>>42361285 (OP)
I like being a hopefag, but news like this is just so terrible that all you can do is laugh.

>>42361536
>jack black as discord would unironically go hard tho
No, he’d suck. Needs to be de Lancie himself or else they can get Mike Myers.

>>42361567
Will Ferrell or bust

>>42361567
J K Simmons

>>42361540
Good point on the China angle, there's a good likelihood any movie and potential g4 reboot would be geared towards them.

So this is hell
Colder than I expected

>>42361431
>jack black I mean spike finds a baby grand and sings a short, 15 second tiktokkable song that gets spammed all over the face of the earth

Tom Holland as Spike

>>42361285 (OP)
>Live Action
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!!!!!!

>>42361521
>Companies are thriving on nostalgia now, even shit aimed at children.
Lmao, even japs did it too. I just saw a L-drago beyblade from 2010 in a 2025 toy store. They are desperate.

If it takes more from G1 than G4 it could be passable. Hasbro definitely won't do that.

>>42361285 (OP)
>Teaser comes out
>People complain
>Mlp mainstream again
>10 x Video essay: The bronies - A fandom forgotten
I'm calling it

>>42361554
The second and third sonic movies were probably the least offensive of this horrific style of movie as they downplayed the forced in actors from the first, but it's going to end up like the first one where you have to follow the formula and have clutzy white male character with proud competent female love interest.

>>42361285 (OP)

>Here's your live action Applejack bro

>>42361535
>Charli XCX as Rarity

what if I told you reality would be much much worse than any of the ironic shitpost guessed itt?

Movie ends with a portal opening, and a yellow hoof steps out

>>42361554
>They get the guys that made the Paddignton movies instead
Only way I can see this being KINO

>>42361363
>Hasbro potentially rebooting g4 based
I'm all on board with a G4 Reboot with the Mane 6 back. I am not on board with Live Action slop.

man i'm glad i don't know who any of these celebrity creatures that anons are listing
i love living under a rock
anyways I feel like watching an episode of pony what episode should I watch

>>42361601
They make the ponies human?

>>42361412
Because like it or not....they will eventually ended up here.

>>42361285 (OP)
>new movie
Hell yeah, straight into my veins
>live action
I can't fucking do this anymore man

>>42361357
this is the best worst thing I've read in a long time

>>42361301
>winter wrap up softly pays in the background

>>42361609
This but unironically. There's going to be a transformation scene for some reason, and the audience will be full of cheers.

>>42361609
no they make all the ponies BLACK

>>42361616
Let's wrap winter up, girls!
>Winter wrap up plays

>>42361613
good image, made me laugh in this shitshow of a thread/timeline we're in

>only two original VAs are in the movie
>the rest are replaced with either celebrities or literally whos

>>42361608
Feeling Pinkie Keen.

>>42361609
>finally get new G4 content
>it's live action EqG
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

>>42361608
Spike at your service

>>42361624
I'd honestly be shocked if any made a return. You have to think about it from Hasbro's perspective, they wanna be able to milk this for a decade if it does well and that's a big risk to take with the existing talent.

>more audience into mlp
>more people discover the fandom
>more people discover Tamers
>more people joining /mlp/
>more people critiquing the bad side of the fandom

>>42361626
Alright i love that episode see you all in 20 mintues
>>42361632
fuck you i may be drunk b ut I'm not wathcing that shit

>>42361633
Nicole Oliver will be in it to say 2 inconsequential lines as Cheerilee. That's all you're getting.

>>42361357
I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT BROS

I…am…a brony

>>42361633
They could always do what they did to MYM after ANG.

>>42361499
>I know that since it would come from a place of spite
Idk man, plenty of good things come from pure spite like Lamborghini, the moon landing and many more that I couldn't be bothered to search because I'm way too tired and sleepy.

>>42361531
Bitch ragequitted because they rejected her crappy ideas

>>42361633
I really hope they have VAs and not celebrities if they want to keep it going. also fuck disney for making celebrities voice act characters and starting the trend

>Imalou as herself

Apologize to them right now /mlp/ they are officially the least worst part of the franchise now

>>42361637
>more people to read my horsewords
>>>horsewords still unfinished
I can make it work in time.

>>42361649
nah, that turns me the fuck off. if I'm getting attached to a character, I'm getting attached to the voice too, and having some different voice ruins it for multiple reasons

>>42361663
They're not gonna give a fuck about your autistic horse fiction, they're going to the Tamers threads because unlike you, he can actually create something worth paying attention to.

“I’m a bro and I like ponies. I’m a brony. I’ll help you guys get back to your world.”

>>42361334
I for one am glad we live in an age where AI art has advanced to the point we can spam movie accurate ponies absolutely railing the movie stars with massive mare cocks. Honestly this would be hilarious to spam as much as possible on Xitter.

>>42361357
holy kek
please make this a film

>he thought they cared about us

>>42361669
please tell me this is just a joke image and it isn't in the actual movie

This WILL have a domino effect to many more people complaining about Mare Fair and it becoming yet another internet drama

>>42361669
No, I swear anon, he actually DOES say that.
t. saw the movie

>>42361677
It's real, I actually let out a sigh when this scene came out

>>42361682
meant for >>42361677

>>42361684
Doesn't matter, Jack Black is rich as fuck.

>>42361682
>>42361684
I'm so fucking glad I never played that game so I don't have to have my soul crushed by stuff like this

>>42361609
>They will make black twilight and pinkie pie into reality
Which one will be less messy, a rope or a .38 special?

>>42361693
Only people who enjoyed that shit were unironically autistic. It's just digital legos.
gmod was the better sandbox game.

>>42361681
>have to make a new con to escape the normalfags coming to mare fair
the cycle will never end

you are... MY little ponies

>>42361701
You didn't gatekeep hard enough. You deserve this.
Have fun at Florida Furfest '29.

Don't care, not watching.

>>42361285 (OP)
>live action
no yeah that's. that's great. just perfect. exactly what everyone wants. way to go hasbro, you've done it again

>>42361659
No. I bet the live action movie is going to be cringe kino unlike G% is pure garbage it made to burn my mare plushie

The best part of all live action remakes of cartoons are the comedic villain actors realizing what kind of movie they’re in and hamming it up.

David Cross in the Chimpunks
Hank Azaria in the Smurfs
Jim Carrey in Sonic

I want some C-list SNL outcast hamming it up as Sombra or something

I can't fucking wait to see how shit this movie is. I hope we get a leaked unfinished version like with the Minecraft movie that we can all watch together. Also, this movie will definitely bomb right?

>>42361709
>Sombra
They're making him Eddie Murphy.

>>42361707
>Disney runs out of ideas and makes a live action movie on a previously successful movie
>goes well
>they keep doing it
>Dreamworks can't help but notice and does it too (How to Train Your Dragon)
>Hasbro can't help but notice and does it too
etcetera etcetera

>>42361697
ever played it either, my autism game was rock band

>>42361701
All they had to do was call it Flordia Foalcon like it was SUPPOSED to be called, and normal fags never would’ve showed up.

Corp, if you’re reading this: It’s not too late. Just send everyone an email saying, “Dear everyone, this con was ALWAYS meant to be called Florida Foalcon. We are hereby changing the name our website, all social media accounts, and all banners and signs displayed in the con itself. We will also hereby be retroactively referring to past cons as “Florida Foalcon 2023” and “2024” respectively.

The theme of this year’s and all future years’ cons is sex with fillies. If this bothers you, we strongly urge you not to attend. All attendees will be known as filly fuckers for life.

Thank you for your attention and God bless America.”

>>42361721
>Flordia Foalcon
Normalfags would take notice and spam reports to the venue, killing it before it began.
The fact that they were too slow to notice MPPP was the only reason we got Aryanne made (which btw is never happening again thanks to them)
Normies kill everything because either you pander to them or die.

Just realized Pink Pony Club is going to be in all the trailers

>>42361725
sigh

>>42361285 (OP)
I'm excited and scared. Hopeful yet terrified.

>>42361718
>jewsney managed to ruin something from 3 degrees of separation away
How do they do it

>>42361728
Literally what the fuck are you excited or hopeful about?! There’s no chance whatsoever of it being good in this reality or any other. Are you stupid?

>>42361728
>Hopeful

>>42361734
What if it's directed by Lauren Faust herself

>>42361725
Don't give them ideas
>MADWH

>live action + CGI
Here's your anon

>>42361739
She would never have anything to do with a shitty, godawful premise like this.

>>42361724
just let me imagine anon

>>42361725
Do I even want to know what that is?

Here's your human

Taylor Swift doing her fake country accent as Applejack

>>42361739
Lauren is probably ignoring anything related to ponies, but she will be really sad when she hears about this.

>>42361749
Average Celestiachad

>>42361744
>>42361749
/our/guy will be anon

>>42361725
i'm listening to this to the first time and I'm ready to shoot myself
my life was better before I knew what this was

>>42361594
>>10 x Video essay: The bronies - A fandom forgotten
You mean "Bronies: that creepy fad we really need to talk about"

>>42361753
The only reason I’m not killing myself yet is in case she wants to organize all of us together to commit ritualistic suicide.

I wish companies would focus on making stuff that could be considered classics decades from today. Getting real tired of pump and dump films that are quickly forgotten.
I know it's MLP and it's "just some little girls show bro!" but the strategy of just throwing a bunch of celebrities in the cast with a safe generic plot is really old. They could at least try. No one will ever reminisce about nu-Pixar but old Pixar movies still hold up. The original Toy Story still holds up, proof that good family content can be enjoyed by anyone. Why can't they at least attempt something like that? MLP has a lot of potential, and they always have to play it safe.

>>42361756
It's just your average pop song. No need to be so overdramatic.

>>42361762
well i hate pop music and women so it made my life worse

>>42361725
Hot to go will be the song that plays when Rarity dresses her friends. It's already a TikTok banger. The new generation loves TikTok

>>42361489
Oh my fucking god this is actually coming true after all this time isn't it

>>42361756
Is this all it takes to make a man kill himself? Some recycled chord progressions and LGBT lyrics?
You pathetic baby.

>>42361725
>>42361747
>>42361756
>>42361762
I heard this song for the first time after I was looking for “Pinkie Pie’s Party Playlist” and it was the first suggestion after typing “Pink.” Then I heard it elsewhere since. I’d say it’s pretty meh. But yeah, it will probably be in the trailer. Probably with Pinkie Pie dancing to it.

How would you feel if the G4 cast came back, and Meghan McCarthy was head writer?

>>42361285 (OP)
Are we STILL doing this kind of movie after the glut of paint-by-numbers slop that's been released in recent years? And of course it's going to be a nightmare because hack Hollywood writers are incapable of juggling six characters in a story, and then shoehorning in a dance number to try and force a Tiktok meme. To say nothing of the unholy 3d animation that will assault our eyes.

The only small mercy is that this going into production after Jennifer Salke was fired from Amazon, so at least the really obnoxious identity politics will be kept out of it.

Also, seconding somebody posting the full article. The article sounds like a pooper scooper, but it also sounds deranged

>>42361761
>MLP has a lot of potential, and they always have to play it safe.
Because Hollyweird always looks down its nose at novel properties. Spielberg was shunned until he started towing the party line, and we literally just had another fumbled Superman movie release. You think they'll stoop to meet the goofy horse show on its own terms?

>>42361772
>How would you feel
haven't done that in a while

>>42361749
Kek how have I never heard of this
https://youtu.be/J9ngUgrV5Go

>>42361772
There’d still be a 0% chance of it being good and it would just be an even bigger rape of the franchise to have the OG VAs involved.

>>42361285 (OP)
>first Twilicorn
>then EqG
>then the fanfiction-tier IDW comics
>then Poochie
>then the shitty movie full of furries
>then Haberverse
>then that godawful finale
>then Pony Life
>then G6's maggots eating the corpse's remains
>now THIS
STOP! STOP! FIM IS ALREADY DEAD!

>>42361776
I knew of this because of the Nostalgia Critic. Pinkie Pie was in the thumbnail and I thought it was clickbait but it wasn’t.

Taika Watiti is Discord. Or Maybe Bill Hader

>>42361780
Don't you understand ANYTHING about the art of franchise milking?

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>>42361761
Taking risks is almost never worth it for a successful IP. The problem wit MLP is that it isn't very successful anymore, at least in terms of the actual content and not toys.

>>42361780
>then G6's maggots eating the corpse's remains
You mean G5?

>>42361786
Thanks, M.A. Larson!

>>42361780
>>then G6's maggots eating the corpse's remains
I'd rather have a shitty g6 than whatever the fuck this live action nonsense is

What the fuck. Why the fuck are they doing this shit?

>>42361791
Yeah sorry it was a typo

>>42361793
Agreed. I’m so sad that we’re never getting “Camp Cutie Mark.” I just hope this sexy bully is around to rape me when I reincarnate to Equestria.

>>42361696
Send a message, use a claymore

Some exec from 2019 is finally going to get their black Applejack from those old G5 leaks

>>42361794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW0IR3q0EvE&t=14s

>>42361772
Meghan McCarthy isn't very good tbdesu

>>42361770
first day on the board?

>>42361793
what a farter

Let's prepare for a worst case scenario
Which of the mane 6's wombs will be infested with maggots?

>>42361817
Rarity

>Would you believe
>That I’ve always wished I could fucking kill myself?
>Yet I can’t see
>What I need to do to have the balls that I’m s’posed to have.

>>42361817
stop
that movie reminded me that i still have empathy

>>42361822
>What I need to do to have the balls that I’m s’posed to have
It'd probably help if you didn't cut them off. fucking tranny.

Fuck yeah I can't wait to watch shitty CGI horses powered by AI

>Captcha: NNY4G

>>42361819
Nigger really?

>>42361817
>>42361819
They're gonna make Spikity real and have a post credits scene of CGI draconies

Enough doom posting.
Write the BEST possible scenario, given these restrictions:
>main character is human
>at least 30% screen time is in human world
>has to have a human only side plot (like sonic 2 wedding)
>lore reset. Target audience doesn't know anything about Equestria.
>has sequel bait, but has to work as standalone movie

>>42361819
>Hundreds of dragon eggs in the Carousel Boutique
My god.

>>42361357
Lmaooo
I was kinda sad and stressed because of an exam I have tomorrow but this made me laugh out loud kek

>>42361828
Was close to happening in the first movie, and it's gonna happen again. Get over it.

>>42361368
Alright you little fresh off the boat FNG cunts, listen up.
>a bloobloo i joined the fandom late and didn't get to experience the heyday abloogiewoogiewoo

THIS IS IT FAGGOTS, THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE.

>your poner a shet
>nu uh your ponee a shit
>iwtcird
>rape

>>GUYS! NEW PONY THING! LOOK!
>PANDERING
>IT'S SHIT
>LITERALLY GONNA KMS MYSELF
>RAPE
>you get that fluttershy realdoll yet?
>REEEEEEEE

Same as it always was, take it all in retards.

>>42361817
weird al (the actual weird al not cheese sandwich) will get with pinkie at the end of the movie.

>>42361826
I didn’t do that yet.

here's your live action pony bro

>>42361836
oh god oh fuck he's gonna cameo, surely

>>42361837
>yet

>>42361839
No, then the movie would have at least a modicum of entertainment value, and we all know that that won’t happen.

>>42361669
Won’t be surprised if the live action movie has a short brony appearance

>>42361830
Best possible scenario is a man x mare movie but that idea holds too much power for the masses.

>>42361830
>Write the BEST possible scenario
Hasbro goes bankrupt before the movie can be made.

>>42361843
>Saberspark as himself

>>42361843
Who is the absolute worst "fandom celebrity" that could have a cameo?

>>42361848
I need them to have a scene with him extending a hand to Twilight Sparkle and asking "Friends?"

>>42361835
First for Sweebs in stockings

>>42361830
A good actor as the protag. The human plot is that he has to explain to his parents what ponies are and why he has to go with them to Equestria. The pony plot is about defeating Discord who opened a portal to Earth to bring chaos to them or some shit. The sequel bait is a changeling egg hatching in the human world.

>>42361830
Genuinely? Just make the movie as stupid as possible. If it's gonna be bad, make it a trash fire I can warm myself around

>>42361855
right above you, big guy

>>42361830
“AnonFilly: The Movie.” (It’s all about him getting transformed into a pony and raped repeatedly.)

Petition to cancel Mare Fair and instead we storm Hasbro HQ

>>42361855
that nasty rancid bitch izzzyzzz

>>42361481
>"goat screaming joke"
Why is this a thing. Even 10 years ago it was outdated and lame. Why do people use this dumb "gag" like it's keyboard cat or something.
If it is in the movie, anon you are a prophet.

>>42361855
One of the pedos. So almost any of them.

>>42361855
Tamers12345

>>42361861
nah, don't want you to have anything to self-insert into

>>42361855
there are too many good options, I don't know who to pick.

>>42361855
The movie is a higher budget of Brandon’s Brony in Equestria videos

>>42361481
Nah, only Disney thinks that's funny. I haven't seen any other movie company try that.

>>42361357
put me in the eventual screencap

>>42361863

>>42361357
zoom my words

>>42361874
This would be great though.

>>42361867
>>"goat screaming joke"
What is this? I don't watch Hollywood slop.

I might be risking my job to tell you this.

Yes, it's real, it hasn't even began production yet, we don't know anything about it, it's in pre-production, none of the old writers are working on it, the people MGM selected to write it have very weak, tropey works under their portfolio. That's all I know.

>>42361882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIaFtAKnqBU

>>42361855
There won't be a fandom celebrity lol
Even the most famous fandom celebrity is a literally who in the eyes of normalfags, executives want a real celebrity.

>>42361883
thank you for your sacrifice

>>42361883
FUCK!

>>42361883
I had already intuited all of this info through gut instinct

>>42361883
Give names or GTFO.

>>42361883
I know you guys are just trying to steal ideas from us >>42361830 but I hope you use them well.

>>42361883
Probably fake but i believe it...

>>42361883
that's bullshit
but I believe it

>>42361884
And they put this in movies..? Why?

>>42361709
Spike can be voiced by David Spade

>>42361883
>Insider information
>Look inside
>Most obvious assumption imaginable

>>42361896
Because it's funny, you fucking autist. Get with the times.

>>42361896
The Facebook crowd thinks it's funny

>>42361883
Show credentials or fuck off.

>>42361896
A guy went "haha" at it once so now it's the defacto internet meme for factory line kids movies

>first MLP movie in years
>it's about pastel-colored high schoolers
>next few movies is still about high schoolers
>MLP The Movie is a mixed bag of bad storytelling and creatures
>Rainbow Roadtrip is more of a special
>...
>Next movie in years is live action
Is it THAT hard to ask for ponies?!

>>42361896
It's like the producer says "make sure to add one of those 'meme' things the kids are into", and Hollywood always defaults to goat scream

>>42361855
Purpletinker

>>42361909
What if they have the mc be a single father who's daughter talks about fanum tax, mango, and mustard?

>>42361912
NO! NO NO NO NO
NOT PURPLETRANNY

I hope Optimus Prime shows up in the credits like Nick Fury to start the cinematic universe

>>42361855
Sweetie Belle's husband

>>42361909
I never even heard of this meme before today. I guess it must be the most normie of normie memes (it's also not funny so that checks out).

>the goat thing is actually real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsW-A1NgWFw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCjtaitfhgQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TabmNkl1K8M
Man I'm glad I live under a rock

Well now's your chance, /mlp/. Your chance to make your own animation before the final nail in the coffin gets put in.
Hopefully this gives you a bit more of an incentive. Create, or be overtaken by those who do.
>>42361404

>>42361855
Pikaboo

>>42361771
Idk, that song sounds like a rebellious girl becoming a pole dancer. I don't think that would fit well with the MLP brand.

Reminder that a bunch of /pol/ autists were able to meme Trump into office in 2016.
Reminder that a bunch of intellectuals managed to coup a millennia long empire with a brand new idea in the Russian Revolution.
Reminder that every single big thing can be achieved by 50 dedicated autists.

You can do it, anon.

>>42361855
Lily Peet

>>42361926
Do you remember “feeling good as hell”

>>42361363
Honestly I'd be so up for a dreamworks pony movie if its close to the quality of pussy in booties

>>42361855
Anon Y. Mous of course.

We gotta do something in Minecraft real quick.
Hasbro has messed with our IP too many times already, now’s the time to push back.

>climax of movie, Twilight and [Ryan Gosling] are on a skyscraper roof
>portal to equestria just off the edge of the building and slowly closing
>[antagonistic group] chasing them up
"This is it, Twilight. You can get home from here."
>"But [Ryan Gosling], I spent too much time on Earth, I don't have enough magic to fly anymore!"
>ATF are reaching the roof
"Then I'll give you a boost. Hang on until I say so!"
>[Ryan Gosling] picks up Twilight and makes a running start towards the edge if the building
>IRS crash through the roof access door
>"FREEZE"
>[Ryan Gosling] leaps from the building to give Twilight enough distance to reach the portal
>Portal itself moves to catch both of them and they make it through as the NBA open fire on them
>all while Higher by Creed plays
R8 this soon to be cinematic classic

>>42361938
>[antagonistic group]
lost it

>>42361926
God, what have you done!
you're a pink pony girl, and you dance at the club.
>pinkie pie throws it back into the camera

it would be perfect but still it can't actually happen.

>>42361855
Hotdiggedydemon

>>42361922
Missing wreck it Ralph 2 and Minecraft movie

Now that I think about it, there's a decent chance MLP will aim for the barbie/Minecraft angle. Self aware, actually put some effort into representing the brand people like (at least on a visual level), stupid as fuck plot, Very cartoony actors.

>>42361896
Wreck It Ralph 2 had that. That movie was an outdated meme factory and screams "hello fellow internet goers"

>>42361938
>Ryan Gosling is...
>Anonymous in Equestria

>>42361938
hasbro hire this man

>>42361926
It doesn’t matter. The new “Cat in the Hat” movie trailer has a song about drinking and sex in it.

>>42361938
i know these are always a fun shitpost but i would honestly just prefer the movie to go full retard like this than go the other way where it's bad AND not funny.

>>42361392
>WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE P FILLY

>>42361923
>>42361927
>>42361937
The board is much too cynical.
The belief that nothing ever happens is the reason nothing ever happens.

>>42361952
Going full retard would be kino but also invite an influx of irony humor normies to take over the fandom

>>42361922
>>42361942
The Phineas and Ferb revival has an episode that references the screaming goat four times.
https://youtu.be/lnXgtneBWZE

>>42361952
Same. It's not going to be good anyway, so just give me a trainwreck.

>>42361363
That's it, I'm getting off the ride.

>>42361938
10/10.

A scene where Sunset almost kills Twilight until they realize their mothers have the same names

>>42361958
It's pretty easy, actually.
I can see Hasbro appeasing the majority, the problem with /mlp/ is that a lot of people here have strong morals, but you could genuinely get a human on pony love story if you could fabricate a fake mob to seem like it's a popular thing.
A few hashtags there, the right ratio at the right time, spamming social media with memes, making movements, spamming it on forums.
I'd say 50 very dedicated autists could completely change the course of where the franchise goes next.

>>42361963
>he STILL thinks he can get off the ride
lol. lmao.

>>42361960
This shit shouldn't be allowed.

>>42361958
Let’s make our own movie for real. Believing that Hasbro will pump anything good out is just delusion. I can help with scriptwriting, storyboarding, and potentially even some limited animation, depending on what the look of the film is decided to be. I can also do some voices, like Discord, Spike, and even characters like Cozy Glow, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie (if we can’t find a real girl to do voices). I’d be willing to get sued for this.

The worst part is that this movie has a high chance of being successful since normalfags love their live action slop. This shit is gonna DESTROY the fandom.

>>42361960
wow
I didn't even know that show got a revival
I wish I didn't

>>42361884
>>42361922
I recognised the scream but never knew where it came from

>>42361963
but anon! what if the reboot is good????

>>42361972
>Cozyfag wants to write the /mlp/ fanfilm
Not a chance in hell

>>42361942
>MLP will aim for the barbie/Minecraft angle
You know, if it plays like a shitpost then I will just be along for the memes. I rather it be good, but being live action already places it below my bar of enjoyment.

>>42361883
Please for the love of god be lying out of your ass

>>42361974
last chance, you won't get another one like it.
window is closing
>>42361923

>>42361956
>YEE HAW

>>42361972
>Let’s make our own movie for real.
Outbreak is releasing on Friday, thoughbeit

>>42361965
>Wait... your mom's name was My Little Pony® too!?
>Skips to a montage of them touring the city to a backdrop of kidsbop rap from 2009
>I guess the real Friendship Is Magic© we're the friends we made along the way!

Don't worry guys once I learn how to code and draw and write and make music I'm going to make a vidya that will bring sovl back into MLP

>>42361974
>This shit is gonna DESTROY the fandom.
Holy shit...that's been their plan all along. They're trying to kill us!

>>42361974
I'm fucking scared bros.
This board is going to become even more unusable when this slop drops.

>>42361855
Vylet Pony
Eurobeat Brony
BlackGryph0n
MandoPony

Take your pick

>>42361938
>all while Higher by Creed plays

>>42361969
Sonic has had human love interests, I don't see why this cant.

What're the chances they play TLT's Discord remix in the credits?

>>42361996
Aight now hold up...

>>42361978
I’d keep it free of anything Haberverse related and any of my ideas that suck can just be rejected anyway. We all need to work together or it’s never gonna happen.

Here’s my story idea:

Twilight and her friends find out about a universe where friendship ISN’T magic (AKA the Haberverse). They’re tasked by Princess Celestia to destroy it and kill all life inside without letting any of the shittiness seep through into their reality, but Cozy Glow escapes and the Mane Six have to learn to befriend her.

>>42361974
It might be popular with kids, but I don't think there will be many young adults going to see the movie even as a joke.

>>42361997
That'll be saved for when they tease Discord for the sequel in the after credits scene
>Black screen
>First two notes of Discord play
>John De Lancie says "Wait til they get..."
>A few more notes of Discord play
>"...a load of me."

>>42361996
Yeah but when was the last time that happened?
2006?
I doubt hasbro has the BALLS to do that
>>42361997
That would make me sick

>>42362001
I love these stupid fucking movie predictions. I hope all of them are true somehow.

>>42361999
>any of my ideas that suck can just be rejected
No Cozy Glow allowed

>>42361997
>Being real, absolutely not.
Although TLT has the track record of getting into the FNAF movies, Cawthon literally had to fight the producers on it. I doubt anyone on production is going to be fandom-knowledgeable in this case.

>>42362008
I can work with that. Someone else pitch a story and I can make improvements to it.

It would be cool if the guy who made the pony presentation at his school made a cameo as some scientist explaining the pony world to humans

>>42361285 (OP)
This is going to have SO MUCH PORN.

>>42362013
Why would it?

THe G5 MLP didn't have much rule 34. Why would THIS be any different?

>>42361285 (OP)
I stopped watching the show in 2014 and don't even visit this board but I guess the ride never ends...

>>42362004
>Yeah but when was the last time that happened?
>2006?
True, it's been a while and even then people thought it was weird. And Sonic is an anthropomorphic-hedgehog-thing. The ponies are a bit too close to reality.
The closest thing to ever happen is they become true true friends.

>>42362011
The resolution of the movie should be Discord coming in and fixing everything and everypony says how much they love him

>>42361858
>. The pony plot is about defeating Discord who opened a portal to Earth to bring chaos to them or some shit. The sequel bait is a changeling egg hatching in the human world.
Oh fuck yes pls. Now that Michael bay is back with Hasbro, I want a scene of f-35 fucking up changeling horde.

>>42362019
If the villain of the film is his Haberverse counterpart, that could workZ

>>42361997
this is likely not happening but I like to imagine it would

>>42361285 (OP)
>anything MLP by current Hasbroke
>it's shit
Wow, shocker (not really).

>>42362022
The villain is a big business fatcat. Also, Haber should come in and all the ponies look up to him in awe as they gaze upon the face of their God

>>42362028
No.

>>42362015
He means in 8 years when the kids growing up with this movie figure out how to draw

>>42361357
>obligatory nut shot
>awkward
Nice. All it's missing is someone looking to the camera saying "seriously?"

>>42362034
Wow, what happened to working together? Just say you want a bunch of worker drones to make a movie based off your own headcanon.

The villain of the film will be a Donald Trump analog

>>42361381
this is the least worst-case-scenario.

>>42362040
It's a bit early for Chancellor Neighsay.

>>42361997
>Climax of the movie
>Big bad guy antagonist is about to strike down Twilight and generic human audience surrogate
>"I'm not a fan of puppeteers..."
>Antagonist: "Who is that?"
>Twilight gasps
>"But I've got a nagging fear..."
>Human: "Can somebody tell me what's going on?"
>"...Someone else is pulling at the strings!"
>Discord steps out of the shadows
>Twilight: "Discord!"
>Antagonist: "Dis-who?"
>Discord: "Something terrible is going down,"
>Turns bad guy into a rubber duck
>Discord: "Throughout the entire town,"
>Everyone in the shot turns into a rubber duck with different accessories
>Discord: "Wreaking anarchy and all it brings!"
>Everyone is suddenly warped into Discord's chaos dimension for a final battle

>>42361323
>they’ve shifted all their social media pages and marketing to focus on G4
this is the smoking gun. all their official youtube channels have changed their branding from G5 back to G4, and don't even post any G5 videos anymoe
I think they've finally realized what we all knew 5 years ago. They made a mistake abandoning G4.

Option 1:
>The movie is well-crafted and does right by the franchise.
Option 2:
>The movie is a horrible, cliche, generic "live-action nonhuman in the real world" pile of diarrhea shit, but it culminates in a mare and a human passionately kissing on the lips, and the scene is played completely straight.
CHOOSE

>>42361381
That is the highest budget scenario.
More human actors on screen, less animation

>>42362042
HONEY BOO BOO is... Cozy Glow

>>42362044
>They made a mistake abandoning G4.
What're the odds they make another horrible mistake?

>>42362026
I'm not shocked. Just disappointed.

>>42362044
They shifted all their attention back to G4 ...but at what cost?

I won't be watching unless there's a 30-minute, anatomically accurate, fully nude sex scene between a man and a mare

FiMfags...apologize.

>>42362000
>I don't think there will be many young adults
You retard nigger, the young adult of today IS the children in 2010 the show aimed for. The 20-26 year old zoomer with nothing to look forward for WILL flock the theatre to relive their childhood.

>>42362044
>Lyra wearing stockings
lewd...

>>42362044
>Fuckable Lyra plushie
They know what they're doing

>>42362056
Can't say too much without risking my job but I think you're going to be pleasantly surprised.

>>42361285 (OP)
The fuck? How's it gonna work? Like Mister Ed playing baseball?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlVr45CHOuA

>>42362057
I'm not apologizing g5 still sucked

>>42362044
>Stripped socks lyra
D-did they know?

how woke will it be

>>42362065
They're all Nekokevin plushes

>>42362066
Pinkie Pie will be voiced by Lizzo

>HE shows up in the movie
How do you react?

you know they'll recast the mane six VAs with black and asian LGTV4K+ women right

>>42361919
it was popular back in probably 2011, maybe 2012, I remember it back in high school for like a couple months or so

>>42362059
>>42362065
It is just a fundamental truth of objective aesthetics that lyra looks good in socks. You know it, the toy designers know it. Nothing more to it.

>>42362069
Standing ovation

>>42362044
Going back to G4 is just going to lead to new shitty G4 stuff. It's going to be much harder for them to live up to the expectations of continuing G4. What they need are actually talented creators making a new gen that's good.

>>42362058
>The 20-26 year old zoomer with nothing to look forward for WILL flock the theatre to relive their childhood
>with nothing to look forward to
DAMN theaters are gonna be PACKED

>>42362069
Unironic pop, would stand from my seat and chimp out, throwing popcorn all about the theater as my hero makes his rightful debut on the big screen.

>>42362076
>What they need are actually talented creators making a new gen that's good.
they've tried that with G5 and look how it's turned out
might as well ride on Faust's old work

>>42361938
>NBA open fire on them
>NBA
my sides

>>42361938
>>42361357
...Ok yeah, Anon has to be played by either Ryan Gosling or Jack Black, no in-between.

>>42362045
>I looked forward in time. I saw 14,000,605 futures.
>In how many of them does option 1 happen?
>None of them.

I hate it

>>42362057
no
>>42362069
our chicken jockey moment

>>42361339
I've seen G5 toys sit unsold at Ollie's for years now.

>>42361963

>>42362075
this but unironically, actually it will be much worse. this will be my chicken jockey moment and I will buy extra popcorn.

If they put Chrysalis in the movie, I'm blowing my brains out in the theather

Who knows? It might actually be good
for shitposting about

>>42362069
Fireworks inside the theatre and a chimpout that will make bipedal humanoids with melanin excess look civilized by comparison.

>>42362058
What about the 30+ horsefuckers?

>>42362093
Don't you think we have enough shitty material to shitpost about already? As if the current state of /mlp/ wasn't bad enough already.

Someone call ghost and let him know about this

Reminder that the MC is going to shout "Brohoof!" at Twilight Sparkle halfway through the movie.

>>42361357
Absolute cinema

>>42362082
The G5 creators obviously weren't talented though or the shows would have been good. If they were, then there's actually no hope because it means Hasbro can't make a good series no matter what.

>>42362096
>Don't you think we have enough shitty material to shitpost about already
Not at all. Anything to keep the daily post average up.

>>42362100
watch them hire Haber again

Our prayers are answered. We'll have G4 season again. Season 10 of mares. I cannot wait to see my hot and sexy Twilight Sparkle on the big screen.

>/mlp/ retards actually think the movie will be full of fandom references and a human romancing a pony
I see we're at the bargaining stage already.

>>42361357
highly gemmy post

>>42362105
sharty has arrived

Reminder that no matter how bad it is there will be at least one schizo on the board insisting it's amazing

>>42362104
The human get turned into the pony

>>42362103
They're going to give them the G5 treatment and remove everything physically attractive about them. Hope your ready for your dogmare.

>>42362103
>season 10
>continuing off of the last problem
this might actually make me suicidal

>>42362104
nobody actually thinks hasbro would do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAUOPHqx5Gs

>>42362103
>I cannot wait to see my hot and sexy Twilight Sparkle on the big screen
Did we forget how g5 looks like? If anything they will turn them into a flat asses disney dogs again.

>>42362102
Haber wasn't that bad and a lot of the ideas he's criticized for were probably mandated by Hasbro.

>>42362102
If that happens, I’ll literally kill myself for real.

>>42362104
I think Hasbro is gonna do this

>>42362107
No one actually thinks it's going to be amazing unless they're a tourist (their opinions don't count) or a shitposter.

>>42362107
I'm not ready

>>42361357
you actually made it kino by mistake

my prediction for the record is that this really is in the works, but it won't be made. They'll give it up like they gave up the last five ideas they had.

>>42362075
>>42362080
>>42362088
>>42362094
ENTER

>>42362104
>>42362117
The movie will end with a 7 minute long threesome scene between a human and two mares.

>>42361489
>15 years from now
>fall of 2027
my god the timeline is plausible

>>42361830
The movie's version of HOW and WHERE the portal to equestria is opened WILL be canon

>>42361357
I imagined all of this with Brandon

>>42362114
Hello again, Haber. You know we’ve all read the leaks, right? We know who’s responsible for each shitty idea. Not only were almost all of them yours; what little input Hasbro was giving by the end was GOOD and you fucking ignored it. You were the worst possible person for the job and I fucking hate you.

>>42361357
>cuts to black
Should cut to "In Theaters" with the date.

>>42362122
God willing.
There's many horrid movies that are announced then get quietly shelved, let's hope this is one of them.

>>42362122
Definitely one of the most likely possibilities.

>>42362111
>>season 10
>>continuing off of the last problem
>Tfw they will continue the story with old mane 6 as they now directly pass the torch to g5 ponies in G4 artstyle before dying On screen

>>42362124
Stop.

Phase 1 of the Hasbro Cinematic Universe

>>42361677
>>42361684
>>42361693
I don't understand what's so bad about the minecraft line. I thought i was funny. It's a comedy where ridicoulous things are said with a serious tone, that's the point

>>42362137
>before dying On screen
kek they wouldn't

>>42362122
The bronies are a force to be reckoned with

>>42361489
Fuck you, Apollo

>>42362132
Gollynigger, if you were to be a part of the team that makes the /mlp/ fanfilm, you would be the Haber of the production. You hate Haber because he reminds you so much of yourself

If y'all had just voted for Kamala this wouldn't be happening right now

>>42362137
stop
>>42362139
>Hasbro Cinematic Universe
STOP

>>42362114
kill yourself haber

Imagine the leebait potential

>>42362141
It*

>>42362141
>I thought i was funny
Well that's cause you're a few digits shy of a three digit IQ, exactly the kind of person they expect to be watching the movie.

>>42362139
TRANSFORMERS x MLP crossover will be real

>>42362142
They did it with transformer and GI Joe.

>>42362142
You're right, they would just fade into a scene where you see all their graves lined up next to each other.

>>42362152
>He doesn't know

>>42362146
You're right. As bad as it appears to be now, it could have been way worse.
Praise Trump.

If we get the live-action mlp movie, would it be allowed on /tv/?

>>42362146
I'll vote for whoever runs on banning this movie and imprisoning anyone associated with its production

>>42362159
absolutely not lol

>>42361974
The show has already been destroyed with S8 and S9, it doesn't matter what they do with the franchise, it's already over. But new pony content, no matter how bad it is will still bring new people into the fandom to discover the good parts of G4.

>>42362153
Not only does MLP's primary audience consist of kindergartners, it being a franchise for little girls with cute ponies means they'd never do it, lest everyone in the audience drown in the tears of children.

>>42362159
No but that won't stop anons shitposting at full force.

>>42362145
No, that’s not true. My stuff would be absolutely nothing like Haber’s in any literal sense. I hate literally everything he was responsible for.

But more importantly, I’m not an egotistical, selfish prick who would insist on my own shitty-ass, godawful, fucking horrible ideas and ignores everyone with better ideas. My ultimate dream would be for us to get Faust to work on it with us in secret without Hasbro ever finding out.

>>42362164
>will still bring new people into the fandom to discover the good parts of G4
imagine being this delusional, most of the modern fandom thinks the early seasons are boring and draw Twilight as an Alicorn.

>>42362168
>I’m not an egotistical, selfish prick who would insist on my own shitty-ass, godawful, fucking horrible ideas and ignores everyone with better ideas.
>I just want to force everyone to follow my vision, and my vision alone about how to make the movie, all according to my own personal headcanons and nobody else's

>>42361993
There's nothing wrong with Eurobeat brony

>>42362168
>gollyfag yapping about plans and ideas that will never be implemented, ever
lol
lmao, even
the announcefag curse is real.

>>42362165
>Primary audience consists of kindergarteners.
>Entire series ends with a defenseless child being murdered and the “heroes” cheering over it.
Haber, if you’re still here, I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>42362164
You naive fool, it can always get worse.

>>42362174
>Entire series ends with a defenseless child being murdered and the “heroes” cheering over it
It's okay because they made her as unlikable as possible, she was a manipulator from the start, she was mourned by nobody but the autistic.

>>42361357

>>42362174
I thought she was an adult? Are you saying you've been gooning to a child all along, Gollynegro?

>>42362171
No, it’d be FAUST’S vision. If her vision is different than I thought it was, I’d accept it 100%.

>>42362173
I wasn’t the one who suggested the movie idea. I brought up my willingness to help to someone else that was saying we need to do it. I stand by that. I’d HELP. I’m not doing a movie by myself.

I WOULD DO IT IF YOU ASKED CELESTIA!

>>42361972
this is nigh impossible, but I can write the music if anything comes to fruition.

>>42362184
Sounds like there's potential for kino, then.

>>42362177
Wrong.

>>42362179
It’s a very nuanced question. For sake of simplicity, she was a kid when they sent her to Tartarus and when they stoned her, but an adult in every other scene. At least for all intents and purposes.

>>42362182
You don't know Faust's vision, retard. You only know what your freakish delusions tell you.

>>42362184
Yes, please!!!

>>42362172
>he doesn't know

So people ITT seem to think this will feature the Mane Six
Will they go with those redesigns like red Applejack, earth pony Twilight etc or will they keep them recognizable

>>42362169
>>42362169
>most of the modern fandom thinks the early seasons are boring
Source?

>>42361772
I don't hate Meghan, but I don't love her either. She's about a 6/10 maybe 7/10 on a good day.
Faust is 10/10 for comparison, of course. Larson is 8/10 and Haber is a 0/10. Jayson Thiessen is a 8/10 maybe 9/10 on a good day.

>>42362188
>Nuanced
>"She's a kid except for when I talk about wanting to fuck her"

>>42362172
Not anymore, right? Good thing modern science can fix people and make them what they always knew they were deep inside.

>>42362189
That’s why I’d do extensive research, talk to other people who worked on the first season, and try my hardest to get in contact with her to any capacity possible.

new thread when

Pretty sad that mom's cameo will be denied since zoomer faggots don't know her or her cartoon work at all

>>42362196
Reddit

>>42362199
Just what this thread needed.

>>42362193
Who cares what he does with himself. He doesn't push this stuff into pony music like Vylet does and doesn't groom children like the other two.

let me guess. they're going to continue their obsession with unshorn fetlocks instead of the beautiful smooth and solid hooves we've had in the show

I'll be there.

>>42362203
>implying faust would want to be involved with this

>>42362202
do you know how slow this board is usually? this thread won't archive for another 5 hours

>>42362196
his ass
>>42362203
yes, who could forget such gems like "Everyone Knows It's Bendy"?

>>42362203
If they can include Nicholas Cage as Superman, they can include Faust in

>>42362198
https://youtu.be/f2VV84NjvwU

>>42362200
So you admit you have no idea what Faust's vision is, despite constantly claiming otherwise before?

>>42362209
based
unshorn fetlocks are for gays

>>42362208
At least I can respect that. I think I have more respect for Odyssey and Cats Milly than I ever will for Vylet.

>>42362218
I have lots of idea, but not 100%.

>>42362222
fucking wasted

>>42362217
You're a pedophile, Gollyhaber

>>42362208
Huge chance Vylet's pony music will be in this. It'll only be a while more before her song is a TikTok trend

>"Are you going to watch my movie, Anon?"

>>42362227
Live action and in the 21st century? Yeah, Antonymph will definitely be in here.

>>42362228
He fucking wishes he was working on this.

>>42362095
anon.... we're 40+ at this point

>>42362239
in 10 years we'll all be 60+ too

>>42361357
Ebin

>>42362165
you don't understand. edginess an horror is ULTRA POPULAR with kids nowadays. they will do it.

damn there hasn't been a thread like this in ages, man was it good to be back
it's been an honor shitposting tonight with you lads

>>42362244
Hasbro isn't in touch with the kids enough to know what they're into.

>>42362242
Cool it grandpa, i am 23

>>42362250
>23
>Calling other anons grandpa
LMAO
t. 22

>>42362250
same here bro, let's go watch the movie together when it comes out. I promise I won't be gay.

>>42362251
>Literal raisin
I'm 20, get in the retirement home.

>>42362250
>>42362251
>>42362253
>>42362255
Shouldn't you zoomies be busy watching Subway Surfers?

>>42362256
On the side of my Family Guy compilation with pony playing in the background, yes.

>>42362255
>goo goo gaa gaa
Pooboo booboo bebee baba

>>42362250
Respect your elders, you little whippersnapper.
t. 24

>>42362260
Someone forgot grandpa's medication.

>>42362256
I am already too old. 20 is the new 30. The alpha generation is growing up

>>42362250
>>42362251
>>42362255
>>42362263
So you're the reason this board is dogshit these days. Kill yourselves all of you.

>>42362256
All I do is post on 4chan all day.

If you are over the age of 25 watching my little pony you are a DIDDY ahh BLUD.

>>42362266
Unc is projecting

>>42362268
I remember doing that as a 20 year old NEET. I regret spending as much time as I did here back then, I could've used that time to learn how to create content. Now I'm an eternal wagie but I still have no skills.
Don't make my mistake!

>>42362270
the fuck does that even mean

>>42362276
Grim

>>42362232
I'm guessing... The credits song of the movie

>>42362278
tiktok slang cannot be understood
dont even try it

>>42362266
Bruh, what is blud yappin about? :skull emoji:

>>42361855
Wootmaster

>>42362278
I think he's calling oldfags pedophiles

but what if it's actually good and succesful on the level of the sonic movies?

I can't relate to anyone in my age and I'm in my mid-20s.
It's fucking over for me. Maybe deciding to never install tiktok (because I value my attention span) was a mistake. I've alienated myself from my own generation.

>>42362276
I am 23 and i have spent the last 5 years doing nothing but shitposting on 4chan, readin pony fanfiction and playing videogames

@42362270
:skull: fr fr
>>42362265
>20 is old
Bring your blanky is time for your nappy, little man
>>42362287
>sonic movies
>good
Anon, I

>>42362287
but what if the movie comes out and it's better than season 1 and everyone who was ever interested in pony back then comes back and /mlp/ becomes the fastest board on 4chan again and

>>42362290
20 and I feel the same.

>>42362276
Once I get a job I'm going to be just like you. Hopefully it makes you feel better knowing you're not the only one.

>>42362294
A little too much hope there, anon. At this time and age of society, 4chan isn't the "cool open site" and more of the "forbidden hacker racist" site

APOLOGIZE APOLOGIZE YOU SHAT ON KINO LIFE NOW YOU GET SMURFS: MLP EDITION!

>>42362294
I don't think I could ever like live action more than 2D

>>42362284
you're going to delete this right fucking now darling

>>42362276
>Don't make my mistake!
I already gave up on life and all of my creative pursuits
I am doomed to a life of mediocrity and my dreams will die with me

>>42362290
Yeah, same, but it's a good thing. Imagine rotting your brain browsing tiktok instead of being here on /mlp/. They will never understand, and i don't want them to.

>>42362291
You are exactly like me. I was also a NEET for five years. At 23 I was told I needed to start paying rent or get lost, so now I'm a wagecuck that's getting off this site in the next five minutes because I have to get enough sleep for my shift tomorrow.
Pick up some kind of skill. You can lose posessions, but you can never lose the skills you have. No one can take those from you. If you can draw mares or make music, you'll be able to for the rest of your life. I wish I had done better things with my time. You can learn a lot with five years of not having to work or pay rent.

>>42361839
He's gonna sing the "Equestria Girls" parody song with Pinkie at the big climactic stage show.

>>42361855
Anonfilly

>>42362290
Literally me
I never related to anybody my age for my entire life.
I never understood the appeal of trendy shit or social media
God I wish I wasn't such an autist

You all need to stop dooming, Hasbro is a successful company and you're just an anon on the internet. They know what they're doing. If they were as bad as everyone on /mlp/ says they are they wouldn't still be in business.

>>42362330
they are slowly going out of business as we speak

>>42362330
poor bait but it's funny enough for a (You)

>>42361357

>>42362334
Prove me wrong then. You couldn't make a better movie

Will this movie feature tight, wet, winking mare pussy?

>>42362338
Yes!
t. John Hasbro

Will this movie feature a mare telling me in detail how to get a job?

>>42362344
No!
t. John Hasbro

>>42361918
It won't happen, I'd never sign the contract to appear unless they made the rest of the movie good, which is even less likely.

>>42361793
>>42361798
fuck why'd you have to remind me
god she was perfect

Fuck the images
NEW THREAD
>>42362360

>>42361285 (OP)
>>42362044
Wtf I love China now?? I hate the west????

>>42361567
I pray they keep Discord out of it. But if they need a voice for him, DeLancie is still alive. If they need an actor to portray him, the only palatable choice would be Willem Dafoe.

>>42361938
>NBA
Hearty kek

Bump

>>42362500
Anon, I...

>>42361855
Literally any of the analyst ponytubers (silverquil, that fucking wolf guy, digibro/trannytrice, etc)

G^ is going to be a completely soulless enshittification of G$. don't get your hopes up, bros.

>>42361304
holy fuck, I wish...

>>42361357
Lyra scene would also work with
>she's right behind me, isn't she?
and the scream cut

>I've been here since the mlp 202X movie
It's gonna be the most surreal shit if new fans pop up from this

>>42361285 (OP)
Chris Chan was right, the dimensional merge was upon us this whole time.
We were just blind to the truth.