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6/17/2025, 8:51:06 AM
>>527731114
>do the business
>aim for tissue
>press too close to tissue like when you stick your thumb into the nozzle of a hose
>shoots everywhere
>gets on phone screen
>scramble to clean everything up
>phone falls onto floor right on it's camera
>wash hands
>doing it sloppily so some soap gets on counter
>earbud falls out
>lands in soap
this is why i only do it while showering
>do the business
>aim for tissue
>press too close to tissue like when you stick your thumb into the nozzle of a hose
>shoots everywhere
>gets on phone screen
>scramble to clean everything up
>phone falls onto floor right on it's camera
>wash hands
>doing it sloppily so some soap gets on counter
>earbud falls out
>lands in soap
this is why i only do it while showering
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