>>715322897
I have a dream.
That one day every person in this nation will pop open their own flavor.
A nation of the truly fizzy, dammit. A nation of action, not just empty cans, ruled by sparkle, not committee!
Where the recipe changes to suit the individual, not the other way around.
Where the power and the bubbles are back where they belong, in the hands of the people!
Where every person is free to fizz, to burst, for themselves!
Fuck all these flat, sugar free lawyers and tasteless bureaucrats.
Fuck this 24-hour Internet stream of watered down trivia and artificial celebrity bullshit!
Fuck national pride! Fuck the media! FUCK ALL OF IT!
America is flat. Syrupy at the core. There’s no reviving it, we need to shake it up from the bottom. Wipe the counter clean.
CRACK IT OPEN! And from the pop and fizz, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed!
The weak bubbles will burst and the strongest will rise, free to fizz as they see fit.
They’ll make America refreshing again!