THIS BITCH CAN GO CHOKE ON A CHODE
FUCKING DISGUSTING NIGGER BOSS IF I'VE EVER SEEN ONE
OH, YOU'RE PLAYING AN INT BUILD, TOO BAD, I'M GOING TO TAKE ZERO DAMAGE, AND ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS DASH IN WHILE YOU'RE CASTING SORCERIES
OH YOU FAILED TO DODGE ME ONCE, TAKE 95% OF YOUR HEALTH BAR AS DAMAGE, WHILE ALSO BEING STAGGERED AND PRAY I DON'T THROW OUT ONE OF MY RETARDED FOLLOW UPS THAT BECOMES UNAVOIDABLE
DID I MENTION I DASHED LITERALLY ACROSS THE ARENA TO HIT YOU WITH THAT?
OH, IS THAT A HEALING FLASK I SEE YOU REACHING FOR? NOPE! TOO BAD, EAT THIS SORCERY THAT SOMEHOW OUTDAMAGES A FULLY UPGRADED FLASK AND STAGGERS YOU SO YOU CAN EAT YET ANOTHER GIGA NIGGA TELEPORT ATTACK RIGHT IN THE FACE
AND IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH, WAIT TILL I PULL OUT "MY SWORD IS BIGGER THAN YOUR SWORD", WITH A SECOND SWING THAT'S SO TERRIBLY FUCKING ANIMATED YOU NEED TO ROLL SO FAR AHEAD YOU END UP IN BACK IN STRANDED GRAVEYARD.
SUCK A FAT FUCKING CHODE YOU DISGUSTING WHORE